(The New York Times)
Some great instructions how to wash your potentially contaminated hands properly = Can use new soap pronto, insist on a stopwatch/timer to time and dry really thoroughly
(The Guardian)
At the delegation’s dinner “we did nothing very unusual”, the POTUS has averred = Unhealthy aide errs, wiped nose, turned and thus it gave ‘Tangelo Don’ the virus
(The Guardian)
“I like the Coronavirus case numbers being where they are,” opined President Trump = We must underreport - keep Covids on the cruise ship interminably. I agree - ban here!