Don't be fooled. The coronavirus pandemic is deadly serious, and it's everyone's problem

(Yahoo!)

Don't be fooled. The coronavirus pandemic is deadly serious, and it's everyone's problem
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Doom? Proper, unsoiled, tidy hands been model for everyone! Social distance beats virus!

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Bizarre moment two ‘drunk’ elephants collapse after raiding village and drinking 30 litres of wine

(The Sun)

News: Two paralytic inebriated Asian elephants
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Starchy wine brew aids sleep in a tea plantation

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Don't be fooled. The coronavirus pandemic is deadly serious, and it's everyone's problem.

(Los Angeles Times)

Don't be fooled. The coronavirus pandemic is deadly serious, and it's everyone's problem.
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"Seems not as developed as did the old bubonic infection many years previous." - Old error.

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Country Music Icon Kenny Rogers Dies at 81

(Variety)

Iconic hymn yodeller idol Kenny Rogers found this out at heaven’s door ~ “No heavenly choirs for you old man - I don’t like country shit!”, sneered God

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Trump's malicious use of "Chinese virus"

(CNN)

The POTUS was so ignorant and called it the ‘Chinese virus’
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Detest the virus -now plague is an ethnohistoric scandal!

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Coronavirus: Rome grinds to a halt as China vows to defeat epidemic

(The New Zealand Herald)

These are clear instructions on how can you
flatten the international curve:
* First, please stay at home if you are unwell
* Avoid large crowds
* Wash your hands regularly
* Avoid touching your face
* Reduce physical contact
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In truth, you’re aware rules are peerless and
concur with why you should accurately follow
very good hygiene, fanatically use
self-isolation and, as an afterthought, can
vaccinate to restrict the Coronavirus pandemic

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Trump labels himself ‘a wartime president’ combating coronavirus

(Politico)

POTUS’s described as a wartime president
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Debased Trump procrastinates sidewise

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Trump now calling coronavirus fight a 'war' with an 'invisible enemy'

(ABC News)

Donald says let us defeat the invisible enemy
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Evidently may be senile as the lies sound daft

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Cheating in Chess

(The New York Times)

Cheating in Chess
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chess, a nice thing?

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Chinese official: US Army to blame

(NBC News)

Chinese official: US Army to blame
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No to 'im - such a bareface flimsy lie

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How to Wash Your Hands

(The New York Times)

Some great instructions how to wash your potentially contaminated hands properly
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Can use new soap pronto, insist on a stopwatch/timer to time and dry really thoroughly

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When will a coronavirus vaccine be ready?

(The Guardian)

The feared coronavirus pandemic
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Shared vaccine found to repair me?

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Michel Roux Sr, chef who reshaped British cooking, dies aged 78

(The Guardian)
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Frenchman Michel Roux has died
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Mourn exiled chef and his charm

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Trump met with Brazilian official who tested positive for coronavirus

(The Guardian)

At the delegation’s dinner “we did nothing very unusual”, the POTUS has averred
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Unhealthy aide errs, wiped nose, turned and thus it gave ‘Tangelo Don’ the virus

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Teardrop-Shaped Star

(Futurism)

Teardrop-Shaped Star
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hot parts spread, dear

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Suspected Car Thief Tells Police She’s Beyonce Knowles

(Huffington Post)

Suspected car thief tells police she’s Beyonce Knowles
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Classic theft, despite 'Ebony' essence, so we'll lock her up!

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Coronavirus: Juventus' Daniele Rugani tests positive

(Yahoo!)
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Juventus' Daniele Rugani tests positive
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Jesus, go! A test unveiled virus in patient!

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Conservative anger as Boris Johnson makes Chris Grayling chair of intelligence committee

(PoliticsHome)

Immense intellect, yet I get dunce to chair ~ The Intelligence and Security Committee!

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Greta Thunberg: People underestimate 'angry kids'

(BBC)

People underestimate angry kids
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Pimply green teen radiates kudos

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‘A tweet can’t knock over a pandemic’: has Trump met his match in coronavirus?

(The Guardian)

The US viral pandemic
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Trump’s advice: “Inhale”

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