Brazil’s Bolsonaro makes life-or-death coronavirus gamble

(ABC News)

Yes, the Brazilian President Bolsonaro is a real halfwit and imbecile
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He’s an idiot, bozo, ass, dimwit, certifiably insane pallbearer near Hell

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Trump to Issue Travel Advisory for NY Region, Backing Off Quarantine Threat

(MSN)

This is the “strong” travel advisory of a specious President Trump
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Safe trip - don’t stay home, visit, leer, spit, snort, cough, spread virus

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WHO launches global megatrial of the four most promising coronavirus treatments

(Science)

Hoorah! Hmm, that’s quite extraordinary and a winner! I sob, as in a nutshell, malefic Covid may soon yield to ~ that antimalarial nostrum Hydroxychloroquine and some of the newer HIV medications on a daily basis

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US Navy hospital ship Comfort heading to NYC for coronavirus aid

(ABC7 Chicago)

US Naval hospital ship Comfort
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Foolish chap Trump’s salvation

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Trump invokes Defense Production Act to force GM to make ventilators for coronavirus fight

(NBC News)

President Trump has invoked the Defense Production Act for General Motors ~ to make respirators. Truth’s men do prefer funding to peddle the vaccine soon

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Rep. Thomas Massie

(Politico)

Rep. Thomas Massie ~ a most prime assh**e

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Human teeth contain a record of life events

(CNN)

Human teeth contain a record of life events
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O, actions have left trace, found there in men

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condom shortage looms as coronavirus shuts down production

(The Guardian)

There is a shortage of condoms looming
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Forego rash hot canoodling sometimes

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Meghan’s ‘royal’ status quietly scrubbed from charity bio

(Geelong Advertiser)

Meghan’s ‘royal’ status is quietly scrubbed
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‘Suits’, Harry, baby.... Queen outclassed Ms Gilt

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Did US agent Levinson die in Iran

(MSN)

Did US agent Levinson die in Iran?
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Iranis dug in, detained Levinson

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Dyson to build at least 15,000 ventilators to treat coronavirus patients

(ITV)

Now this British polymath and the multitalented inventor of those wondrous Dyson vacuum cleaners ~ instantly volunteered to produce many medical ventilators for NHS use this month. Wow, is not bad, huh?

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Trump privately appeals to Asia and Europe for medical help to fight coronavirus

(The Guardian)

America will never be a supplicant nation to other countries ~ or vile cretinous paranoiac imbecile wants to run the planet?

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Idiot TikTok user LICKS toilet seat in vile ‘coronavirus challenge’ as Piers Morgan calls for attempted murder charge

(The Sun)

Sick man seen licking the toilet seat
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It’s a TikTok challenge - it incenses me

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The Coronavirus Explained & What You Should Do

It's the Coronavirus disease: People may be sick with the virus for 1 to 14 days before developing symptoms. The most common symptoms of coronavirus disease (COVID-19) are fever, tiredness, and dry cough. Most people (about 80%) recover from the disease without needing special treatment.
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More than 149,811 people have been tested up across poor Australia for this very vicious spoken-of illness. Doctors/medics remain sombre, embedded with miffed devastation, trying to conduct more and more cases to see 0% happy tests of POSITIVE. However, resources might give out. My, my! :(

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Don't be fooled. The coronavirus pandemic is deadly serious, and it's everyone's problem

(Yahoo!)

Don't be fooled. The coronavirus pandemic is deadly serious, and it's everyone's problem
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Doom? Proper, unsoiled, tidy hands been model for everyone! Social distance beats virus!

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Bizarre moment two ‘drunk’ elephants collapse after raiding village and drinking 30 litres of wine

(The Sun)

News: Two paralytic inebriated Asian elephants
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Starchy wine brew aids sleep in a tea plantation

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Don't be fooled. The coronavirus pandemic is deadly serious, and it's everyone's problem.

(Los Angeles Times)

Don't be fooled. The coronavirus pandemic is deadly serious, and it's everyone's problem.
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"Seems not as developed as did the old bubonic infection many years previous." - Old error.

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Country Music Icon Kenny Rogers Dies at 81

(Variety)

Iconic hymn yodeller idol Kenny Rogers found this out at heaven’s door ~ “No heavenly choirs for you old man - I don’t like country shit!”, sneered God

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Trump's malicious use of "Chinese virus"

(CNN)

The POTUS was so ignorant and called it the ‘Chinese virus’
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Detest the virus -now plague is an ethnohistoric scandal!

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Coronavirus: Rome grinds to a halt as China vows to defeat epidemic

(The New Zealand Herald)

These are clear instructions on how can you
flatten the international curve:
* First, please stay at home if you are unwell
* Avoid large crowds
* Wash your hands regularly
* Avoid touching your face
* Reduce physical contact
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In truth, you’re aware rules are peerless and
concur with why you should accurately follow
very good hygiene, fanatically use
self-isolation and, as an afterthought, can
vaccinate to restrict the Coronavirus pandemic

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