Acting Navy Secretary Slams Fired Captain as ‘Stupid’

(New York Post)

Acting Secretary Thomas Modly has fired the US Navy Captain Brett Crozier
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A grass, eh? Brazen critics and testy Trump have flayed the iconic martyr too

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Coronavirus: PM admitted to hospital over virus symptoms

(BBC)

Gets sick with lobar pneumonia
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Egotistical UK PM’s in rehab now

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"I’m not going to do it": Trump rejects his own administration’s advice on masks

(The Guardian)

The POTUS has said “As an example, we have almost 10,000 ventilators and we are ready to rock with those ventilators. We’re gonna bring them to various areas of the country that need them”
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Forsooth, what an odious throwaway comment he generates! Another wanton regrettable repartee, eh? The vexatious virus has killed nearly 10,000 victims. Oops, Manhattan’s devastated!

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Covid test results in minutes

(The Verge)

Covid test results in minutes
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it detects virus in tum, no less

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Jazz guitarist Bucky Pizzarelli dies from coronavirus

(AP News)

One guitarist John Bucky Pizzarelli has died
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I’d liked his huge contribution as jazz player

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Ellis Marsalis, New Orleans Jazz Patriarch, Dead at 85

(Pitchfork)

The New Orleans pianist Ellis Marsalis ~ perishes. Stellar man, innate loss, I wail

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Astrophysicist gets magnets stuck up nose while inventing coronavirus device

(The Guardian)

A really negligent scientific man sticks four magnets up his nose
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Listen up, this is an amusing gaffe, not rocket science (grins lamely)

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Brazil’s Bolsonaro makes life-or-death coronavirus gamble

(ABC News)

Yes, the Brazilian President Bolsonaro is a real halfwit and imbecile
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He’s an idiot, bozo, ass, dimwit, certifiably insane pallbearer near Hell

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Trump to Issue Travel Advisory for NY Region, Backing Off Quarantine Threat

(MSN)

This is the “strong” travel advisory of a specious President Trump
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Safe trip - don’t stay home, visit, leer, spit, snort, cough, spread virus

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WHO launches global megatrial of the four most promising coronavirus treatments

(Science)

Hoorah! Hmm, that’s quite extraordinary and a winner! I sob, as in a nutshell, malefic Covid may soon yield to ~ that antimalarial nostrum Hydroxychloroquine and some of the newer HIV medications on a daily basis

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US Navy hospital ship Comfort heading to NYC for coronavirus aid

(ABC7 Chicago)

US Naval hospital ship Comfort
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Foolish chap Trump’s salvation

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Trump invokes Defense Production Act to force GM to make ventilators for coronavirus fight

(NBC News)

President Trump has invoked the Defense Production Act for General Motors ~ to make respirators. Truth’s men do prefer funding to peddle the vaccine soon

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Rep. Thomas Massie

(Politico)

Rep. Thomas Massie ~ a most prime assh**e

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Human teeth contain a record of life events

(CNN)

Human teeth contain a record of life events
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O, actions have left trace, found there in men

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condom shortage looms as coronavirus shuts down production

(The Guardian)

There is a shortage of condoms looming
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Forego rash hot canoodling sometimes

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Meghan’s ‘royal’ status quietly scrubbed from charity bio

(Geelong Advertiser)

Meghan’s ‘royal’ status is quietly scrubbed
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‘Suits’, Harry, baby.... Queen outclassed Ms Gilt

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Did US agent Levinson die in Iran

(MSN)

Did US agent Levinson die in Iran?
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Iranis dug in, detained Levinson

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Dyson to build at least 15,000 ventilators to treat coronavirus patients

(ITV)

Now this British polymath and the multitalented inventor of those wondrous Dyson vacuum cleaners ~ instantly volunteered to produce many medical ventilators for NHS use this month. Wow, is not bad, huh?

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Trump privately appeals to Asia and Europe for medical help to fight coronavirus

(The Guardian)

America will never be a supplicant nation to other countries ~ or vile cretinous paranoiac imbecile wants to run the planet?

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Idiot TikTok user LICKS toilet seat in vile ‘coronavirus challenge’ as Piers Morgan calls for attempted murder charge

(The Sun)

Sick man seen licking the toilet seat
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It’s a TikTok challenge - it incenses me

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