Chernobyl Wildfires Stir Up Radiation ~ and wind up total horrible fiery crisis
Anagram: Russ Atkinson
Image: Carsten ten Brink
Image: Carsten ten Brink
Sunday, April 19, 2020
Chernobyl Wildfires Stir Up Radiation
(The New York Times)
Chernobyl Wildfires Stir Up Radiation ~ and wind up total horrible fiery crisis
Chernobyl Wildfires Stir Up Radiation ~ and wind up total horrible fiery crisis
Saturday, April 11, 2020
Loughlin's fake photos released
(New York Post)
Loughlin's fake photos released
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Aha! Girl unpeeled. She looks soft.
Loughlin's fake photos released
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Aha! Girl unpeeled. She looks soft.
Anagram: Russ Atkinson
Image: City Year
Image: City Year
Ray of hope
(Twitter)
Ray of hope
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Yeah, proof?
Ray of hope https://t.co/yBUSU7h2KT pic.twitter.com/F2PB78iXrl
— Daily Nation (@dailynation) April 12, 2020
Ray of hope
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Yeah, proof?
WikiLeaks boss Julian Assange fathered two children inside the Ecuadorian embassy with lawyer, 37, who fell in love with him while helping his fight against extradition to the US
(Daily Mail)
That cheeky Australian Julian Assange has fathered two bonny sons, Gabriel and Max, with this cute lawyer Stella Morris
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Flirter had sex with soulmate at Ecuadorean embassy, sees natural births in jail - galls annoying Yanks who watch the rat
That cheeky Australian Julian Assange has fathered two bonny sons, Gabriel and Max, with this cute lawyer Stella Morris
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Flirter had sex with soulmate at Ecuadorean embassy, sees natural births in jail - galls annoying Yanks who watch the rat
Anagram: Julian Lofts
Image: Anarchimedia
Image: Anarchimedia
Some abortions in Texas can resume
(CBS News)
Some abortions in Texas can resume ~ but some can't, so examine reason, sir
Some abortions in Texas can resume ~ but some can't, so examine reason, sir
Anagram: Russ Atkinson
Image: Bernhard Schwarz
Image: Bernhard Schwarz
Global Coronavirus Deaths Cross 100,000, a Grim Milestone, as Cases Pass 1.6 Million
(The New York Times)
A grim milestone as virus deaths surpass one hundred thousand
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Meaning venal Trump’s disastrous theories handed USA shrouds
A grim milestone as virus deaths surpass one hundred thousand
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Meaning venal Trump’s disastrous theories handed USA shrouds
Anagram: Julian Lofts
Image: Muffinn
Image: Muffinn
Republicans Don’t Like What They’re Hearing
(The New York Times)
Republicans Don’t Like What They’re Hearing
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Rebuke twit Donnie graphically; he rants, eh?
Republicans Don’t Like What They’re Hearing
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Rebuke twit Donnie graphically; he rants, eh?
Anagram: Russ Atkinson
Image: FolsomNatural
Image: FolsomNatural
Elbow bumps are the new handshake, here's why
(ABC News)
Touching elbows instead of shaking hands
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No laugh! Do nod! A new habit fights sickness!
Touching elbows instead of shaking hands
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No laugh! Do nod! A new habit fights sickness!
Anagram: Maurice Goddard
Image: UNMEER
Image: UNMEER
John Prine: this extraordinarily gifted songwriter was the envy of all
(INSERT_NEWSPAPER_NAME)
Mister John Prine has died unfortunately. This talented musician was a revered US folk and country songwriter
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I feel acute sorrow. I despair. Coronavirus’s just killed this funny and endearing man, attuned to Western rhythm
Mister John Prine has died unfortunately. This talented musician was a revered US folk and country songwriter
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I feel acute sorrow. I despair. Coronavirus’s just killed this funny and endearing man, attuned to Western rhythm
Anagram: Julian Lofts
Image: Jim Bahn
Image: Jim Bahn
Thursday, April 9, 2020
Trump blasts ex-Navy Capt. Brett Crozier, agrees ‘100%’ with ousting
(New York Post)
Acting Secretary Thomas Modly has fired the US Navy Captain Brett Crozier
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A grass, eh? Brazen critics and testy Trump have flayed the iconic martyr too
Acting Secretary Thomas Modly has fired the US Navy Captain Brett Crozier
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A grass, eh? Brazen critics and testy Trump have flayed the iconic martyr too
Anagram: Julian Lofts
Image: Cayobo
Image: Cayobo
Make America Great Again—Trump Must Go!
(New York Amsterdam News)
Donald Trump's campaign slogan "Make America Great Again"
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"I'm a damn large lame duck against a rampaging Corona pest!"
Donald Trump's campaign slogan "Make America Great Again"
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"I'm a damn large lame duck against a rampaging Corona pest!"
Anagram: Maurice Goddard
Image: FolsonNatural
Image: FolsonNatural
Monday, April 6, 2020
Acting Navy Secretary Slams Fired Captain as ‘Stupid’
(New York Post)
Acting Secretary Thomas Modly has fired the US Navy Captain Brett Crozier
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A grass, eh? Brazen critics and testy Trump have flayed the iconic martyr too
Acting Secretary Thomas Modly has fired the US Navy Captain Brett Crozier
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A grass, eh? Brazen critics and testy Trump have flayed the iconic martyr too
Anagram: Julian Lofts
Image: FolsomNatural
Image: FolsomNatural
Coronavirus: PM admitted to hospital over virus symptoms
(BBC)
Gets sick with lobar pneumonia
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Egotistical UK PM’s in rehab now
Gets sick with lobar pneumonia
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Egotistical UK PM’s in rehab now
Anagram: Julian Lofts
Image: Number 10
Image: Number 10
Sunday, April 5, 2020
"I’m not going to do it": Trump rejects his own administration’s advice on masks
(The Guardian)
The POTUS has said “As an example, we have almost 10,000 ventilators and we are ready to rock with those ventilators. We’re gonna bring them to various areas of the country that need them”
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Forsooth, what an odious throwaway comment he generates! Another wanton regrettable repartee, eh? The vexatious virus has killed nearly 10,000 victims. Oops, Manhattan’s devastated!
The POTUS has said “As an example, we have almost 10,000 ventilators and we are ready to rock with those ventilators. We’re gonna bring them to various areas of the country that need them”
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Forsooth, what an odious throwaway comment he generates! Another wanton regrettable repartee, eh? The vexatious virus has killed nearly 10,000 victims. Oops, Manhattan’s devastated!
Anagram: Julian Lofts
Image: FolsomNatural
Image: FolsomNatural
Covid test results in minutes
(The Verge)
Covid test results in minutes
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it detects virus in tum, no less
Covid test results in minutes
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it detects virus in tum, no less
Anagram: Russ Atkinson
Image: US Pacific Fleet
Image: US Pacific Fleet
Jazz guitarist Bucky Pizzarelli dies from coronavirus
(AP News)
One guitarist John Bucky Pizzarelli has died
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I’d liked his huge contribution as jazz player
One guitarist John Bucky Pizzarelli has died
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I’d liked his huge contribution as jazz player
Anagram: Julian Lofts
Image: Shannon Ramos
Image: Shannon Ramos
Thursday, April 2, 2020
Ellis Marsalis, New Orleans Jazz Patriarch, Dead at 85
(Pitchfork)
The New Orleans pianist Ellis Marsalis ~ perishes. Stellar man, innate loss, I wail
The New Orleans pianist Ellis Marsalis ~ perishes. Stellar man, innate loss, I wail
Anagram: Julian Lofts
Image: Alan Levine
Image: Alan Levine
Wednesday, April 1, 2020
Astrophysicist gets magnets stuck up nose while inventing coronavirus device
(The Guardian)
A really negligent scientific man sticks four magnets up his nose
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Listen up, this is an amusing gaffe, not rocket science (grins lamely)
A really negligent scientific man sticks four magnets up his nose
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Listen up, this is an amusing gaffe, not rocket science (grins lamely)
Anagram: Julian Lofts
Image: Daniel Reardon
Image: Daniel Reardon
Brazil’s Bolsonaro makes life-or-death coronavirus gamble
(ABC News)
Yes, the Brazilian President Bolsonaro is a real halfwit and imbecile
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He’s an idiot, bozo, ass, dimwit, certifiably insane pallbearer near Hell
Yes, the Brazilian President Bolsonaro is a real halfwit and imbecile
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He’s an idiot, bozo, ass, dimwit, certifiably insane pallbearer near Hell
Anagram: Julian Lofts
Image: Jeso Carneiro
Image: Jeso Carneiro
Sunday, March 29, 2020
Trump to Issue Travel Advisory for NY Region, Backing Off Quarantine Threat
(MSN)
This is the “strong” travel advisory of a specious President Trump
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Safe trip - don’t stay home, visit, leer, spit, snort, cough, spread virus
This is the “strong” travel advisory of a specious President Trump
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Safe trip - don’t stay home, visit, leer, spit, snort, cough, spread virus
Anagram: Julian Lofts
Image: FolsomNatural
Image: FolsomNatural
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