(RTÉ)
Gene Attell Fischer is US comedian Amy Beth Schumer’s son’s kosher name = Hmm, by chance the hero’s name seems to sound like “Genital fissure”.
Crass!
(The New Republic)
"Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe." - Albert Einstein = Doubly fits Trump!
Short-sighted, dim,
True attribute: Inane!
Inane! Inane!
Innate hue, unwise,
The nit's ever so vain!
(CNN)
Trump is pushing the limits of presidential powers = Impulse is with emphasis on interrupted golf trips! = Rise whilst dumping partners implies he is out of TP! = In mire, his last few supporting people distrust him.
(Daily Mail)
That cheeky Australian Julian Assange has fathered two bonny sons, Gabriel and Max, with this cute lawyer Stella Morris = Flirter had sex with soulmate at Ecuadorean embassy, sees natural births in jail - galls annoying Yanks who watch the rat
(INSERT_NEWSPAPER_NAME)
Mister John Prine has died unfortunately. This talented musician was a revered US folk and country songwriter = I feel acute sorrow. I despair. Coronavirus’s just killed this funny and endearing man, attuned to Western rhythm
(New York Post)
Acting Secretary Thomas Modly has fired the US Navy Captain Brett Crozier = A grass, eh? Brazen critics and testy Trump have flayed the iconic martyr too
(New York Post)
Acting Secretary Thomas Modly has fired the US Navy Captain Brett Crozier = A grass, eh? Brazen critics and testy Trump have flayed the iconic martyr too