‘Contagion,’ the Movie That Predicted Our Pandemic, Is Really About Our World Falling Apart

(Variety)

Motion picture "Contagion"
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Citing it up to omen Corona

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Scientific Advisory Group for Emergencies (Sage)

(BBC)

Great Britain’s Scientific Advisory Group for Emergencies (SAGE) ~ or is a foreign bat necessary to create frigging virus epidemics?

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Revealed: leader of group peddling bleach as coronavirus ‘cure’ wrote to Trump this week

(The Guardian)

Bleach peddlers “miracle mineral solution”
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Illiberal Trump alone endorsed chemicals

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Tom Hanks’ Blood Is Being Used to Develop Coronavirus Vaccine

(Variety)

Tom Hanks' Blood Is Being Used to Develop Coronavirus Vaccine
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"Godsend boon I survived so I can help to beat Corona's vile muck!"

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Uhuru, Raila plot coalition government

(Twitter)

Uhuru, Raila plot coalition government
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Our evil plan to alienating Mr. Ruto. Ouch!

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Kim, dead or alive? Why that’s the wrong question

(Arab News)

Is the leader of North Korea alive?
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I reveal he’s not OK or heart failed

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Trump says disinfectant, bleach and ultra-violet light comments were 'sarcastic'

(V)

As theories fit, pedant says bleach and light are wise cures
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The President of the USA said he was really being sarcastic
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Nasty ape is daft, theorises bleach and light are wise cures

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Coronavirus: US President Donald Trump suggests 'injecting disinfectant' to treat COVID-19, 'clean the lungs'

(Newshub)

“Inject yourselves with disinfectant,” said the President
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Er, that just isn’t very scientific, Einstein! So addled. Phew!

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Queen reaches remarkable milestone as she becomes the FOURTH longest-serving monarch, surpassing 7th century Mayan ruler Pakal the Great

(Daily Mail)

Queen Elizabeth II, Great Britain's longest reigning monarch
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No equal! Amazing bright noble is energetic! She ain't retiring!

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Meet Anthony Fauci, the epidemic expert trying to shape the White House’s coronavirus response

(Science)

The Director of the National Institute of Allergy and Infectious Diseases
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I see Dr. Anthony Fauci is fit, steadfast, resolute, intelligent and heroic too

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Kite-flying Monkey

(UPI)

Kite-flying Monkey
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O my, 't feeling kinky

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Coronavirus journey: The 'last cruise ship on Earth' finally comes home

(BBC)

This 'last cruise ship on the Earth', the Magnifica, finally comes home
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Face mayhem, catastrophe in infectious hellholes, it’s nightmarish!

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The scapegoater-in-chief is at it again — and again

(The Hill)

The scapegoater-in-chief is at it again - and again
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A giant ego trip act is an infinite headache saga!

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Comprehensive measures are being taken to prevent from a new coronavirus infection in the Republic of Komi

(Republic of Komi)

Komi
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I’m OK

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Amy Schumer admits she made a mess of baby's name

(RTÉ)

Gene Attell Fischer is US comedian Amy Beth Schumer’s son’s kosher name
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Hmm, by chance the hero’s name seems to sound like “Genital fissure”. Crass!

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Coronavirus: ‘Liberate’ states protesting against lockdown, says Trump

(BBC)

President Trump says that "we'll be the comeback kids"
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Lambast him - tweets stir up redneck blockhead types

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The Brightest Supernova Ever

(Gizmodo)

The Brightest Supernova Ever
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Observe sheath rig erupt, vent

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Trump Finds His Own Dumb Endless War

(The New Republic)

"Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe." - Albert Einstein
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Doubly fits Trump! Short-sighted, dim,
True attribute: Inane!
Inane! Inane!
Innate hue, unwise,
The nit's ever so vain!

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Trump's decision to cut WHO funding is an act of international vandalism

(The Guardian)

President Trump withholds money to ~ WHO most imprudently, then riposted

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Trump pushes the limits of presidential powers to an already anxious country

(CNN)

Trump is pushing the limits of presidential powers
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Impulse is with emphasis on interrupted golf trips!
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Rise whilst dumping partners implies he is out of TP!
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In mire, his last few supporting people distrust him.

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