Testicle Festival on hold

(Daily Telegram)

Testicle Festival on Hold
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this social event felt old

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Zoo returns two pandas to China due to bamboo shortage amid pandemic

(New York Post)

Zoo returns two pandas to China due to bamboo shortage amid pandemic
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I'd send arch-ape Trump too! Mad manic sad boaster ought to be in a zoo *NOW*!

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How the ‘Plandemic’ Movie and Its Falsehoods Spread Widely Online

(The New York Times)

The ‘Plandemic’ movie
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Hmm, a vile deception

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India and Bangladesh brace for the strongest storm ever recorded in the Bay of Bengal

(CNN)
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India and Bangladesh brace for the strongest storm ever recorded in the Bay of Bengal
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A net danger: offer shelter together inland, bring and absorb more death by COVID cases.

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Falling Chinese rocket chunks

(ArsTechnica)

Falling Chinese rocket chunks ~ flank, encircle the US Shocking!

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Covid 19 coronavirus: Republicans say Barack Obama 'should have kept his mouth shut'

(The New Zealand Herald)

“The cupboard was bare. The testing system was broken and old”
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A shabby and detestable POTUS thinks Democrats were wrong

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Amid a Rising Death Toll, Trump Leaves the Grieving to Others

(The New York Times)

Cold hearted President of the USA has no empathy ~ as he’s one damned hateful psychopath, I retorted

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Newsom Closes Orange Co. Beaches

(USA Today)

Newsom Closes Orange Co. Beaches ~ cancels ocean-goer mobs. See show.

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Weeks after virus scare, British PM becomes father again

(Bangkok Post)

PM is a father ~ after mishap

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‘Contagion,’ the Movie That Predicted Our Pandemic, Is Really About Our World Falling Apart

(Variety)

Motion picture "Contagion"
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Citing it up to omen Corona

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Scientific Advisory Group for Emergencies (Sage)

(BBC)

Great Britain’s Scientific Advisory Group for Emergencies (SAGE) ~ or is a foreign bat necessary to create frigging virus epidemics?

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Revealed: leader of group peddling bleach as coronavirus ‘cure’ wrote to Trump this week

(The Guardian)

Bleach peddlers “miracle mineral solution”
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Illiberal Trump alone endorsed chemicals

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Tom Hanks’ Blood Is Being Used to Develop Coronavirus Vaccine

(Variety)

Tom Hanks' Blood Is Being Used to Develop Coronavirus Vaccine
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"Godsend boon I survived so I can help to beat Corona's vile muck!"

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Uhuru, Raila plot coalition government

(Twitter)

Uhuru, Raila plot coalition government
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Our evil plan to alienating Mr. Ruto. Ouch!

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Kim, dead or alive? Why that’s the wrong question

(Arab News)

Is the leader of North Korea alive?
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I reveal he’s not OK or heart failed

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Trump says disinfectant, bleach and ultra-violet light comments were 'sarcastic'

(V)

As theories fit, pedant says bleach and light are wise cures
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The President of the USA said he was really being sarcastic
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Nasty ape is daft, theorises bleach and light are wise cures

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Coronavirus: US President Donald Trump suggests 'injecting disinfectant' to treat COVID-19, 'clean the lungs'

(Newshub)

“Inject yourselves with disinfectant,” said the President
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Er, that just isn’t very scientific, Einstein! So addled. Phew!

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Queen reaches remarkable milestone as she becomes the FOURTH longest-serving monarch, surpassing 7th century Mayan ruler Pakal the Great

(Daily Mail)

Queen Elizabeth II, Great Britain's longest reigning monarch
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No equal! Amazing bright noble is energetic! She ain't retiring!

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Meet Anthony Fauci, the epidemic expert trying to shape the White House’s coronavirus response

(Science)

The Director of the National Institute of Allergy and Infectious Diseases
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I see Dr. Anthony Fauci is fit, steadfast, resolute, intelligent and heroic too

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Kite-flying Monkey

(UPI)

Kite-flying Monkey
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O my, 't feeling kinky

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