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Thursday, June 11, 2020

Secret Service for Trump Jr.'s Mongolia trip to hunt rare sheep cost $76,000, watchdog says

(USA Today)
Hunting

Secret Service for Trump Jr.'s Mongolia trip to hunt rare sheep cost $76,000, watchdog says
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Murderer who shot scarcest ram as trophy gets given special protection for "just" $76,000
Anagram: Jason Lofts
Image: Marvin Moose

Minneapolis City Council Pledges to Disband Police

(US News & World Report)
Minneapolis City Council Pledges to Dismantle Police Department

Minneapolis city council pledges to disband police
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On log: municipal cops inclined to be deeply sadistic.
Anagram: Dharam
Image: Tony Webster

Cops' rubber bullets can kill

(USA Today)
The police shot protestors in the eye with rubber bullets

Cops' rubber bullets can kill ~ clobber like clubs. Splat! Run!
Anagram: Russ Atkinson
Image: John Samuel

Tuesday, June 2, 2020

Jeffrey Epstein: Filthy Rich: Everything you need to know about the Netflix documentary

(Evening Standard)

The cast and some of the venues of Netflix‘s “Filthy Rich” documentary
1. Jeffrey Epstein
2. Ghislaine Maxwell
3. Alan Dershowitz
4. Prince Andrew
5. Harvey Weinstein
6. Bill Clinton
7. Donald Trump
8. Woody Allen
9. Leslie Wexner
10. Alex Acosta
11. Virginia Roberts Giuffre, Courtney Wild, Michelle Licata, Chauntae Davies, Sarah Ransome, Maria Farmer and kid sister Annie
12. The “Lolita Express”
13. Little Saint James
14. Vicky Ward
15. Joseph Recarey
16. Michael Reiter
17. Barry Krischer
18. Bradley Edwards
19. Sigrid McCawley
20. Judge Richard Berman
21. Nicholas Tartaglione
22. Mark Epstein
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1. He was a: tyrannical sex offender, liar, remorseless crazed paedophile,sexual deviant, madman, he fucked them all
2. She was his ex-girlfriend and shrewd recruiter, an errant nanny
3. Smarmy celebrity lawyer
4. Had drunken sex with minors
5. Now in jail
6. High sex drive, fucked Lewinsky
7. Jeff was a “terrific guy”
8. Child molester
9. Billionaire, owned Victoria’s Secret
10. Crass State Attorney
11. Victims
12. A Boeing plane
13. “Orgy Island“
14. Journalist
15. Detective
16. Palm Beach’s police chief
17. Attorney
18. Trial lawyer, a rare man
19. Litigator
20. Placed him in jail
21. Cellmate
22. Brother
Anagram: Julian Lofts

Christo: Bulgarian-born artist who famously wrapped landmarks dies at 84

(BBC)
Christo Vladimiroff Javacheff, painted portrait _DDC2107

That controversial old Bulgarian artist has died
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Christo installed vibrant art outside - a hard goal
Anagram: Julian Lofts
Image: Thierry Ehrmann

Protests engulf America in night of anger, lootings and violent clashes

(The Daily Telegraph)
Beverly Hills protest

Protests engulf America
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Scale of it enrages Trump
Anagram: Julian Lofts
Image: H-X-A

Sunday, May 31, 2020

Trump sparks Twitter debate after swaying and twitching during moment of silence for the fallen on Memorial Day

(Daily Mail)
Donald Trump - Caricature

Trump sparks Twitter debate after swaying and twitching during moment of silence for the fallen on Memorial Day
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Two of impairment side effects of the anti-malarial drug the cranky monster-ranter twit's been madly gulping down?!
Anagram: Maurice Goddard
Image: DonkeyHotey

George Floyd told police he was struggling to breathe before an officer put a knee on his neck

(NBC News)
Raleigh Demands Justice (2020 May)

“I can’t breathe!” said poor Mr George Floyd
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More grief at a dodgy cop’s abhorrent lie
Anagram: Julian Lofts
Image: Anthony Crider

We'll Rebuild Shrinking Islands

(Popular Mechanics)
Moynaq, Aral Sea

We'll Rebuild Shrinking Islands
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Well, I brandish enduring skills
Anagram: Russ Atkinson
Image: Arian Zwegers

Thursday, May 28, 2020

The results are in. Trump’s miracle drug is useless

(Washington Post)
Untitled

This antimalarial is proven to be useless
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Trump‘s baseless antiviral. I hate loonies!
Anagram: Julian Lofts
Image: Zach Korb

Monday, May 25, 2020

Afghan Dreamers design, make ventilators from Toyotas

(National Public Radio)
#School4All

Afghan Dreamers design, make ventilators from Toyotas
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Very smart Afghan kids (fem., not male) design aerators, too
Anagram: Russ Atkinson
Image: EU Civil Protection and Humanitarian Aid

On weekend dedicated to war dead, Trump tweets insults, promotes baseless claims and plays golf

(Washington Post)
Trump National Emergency Declaration

On weekend dedicated to war dead, Trump tweets insults, promotes baseless claims and plays golf.
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Stupidest dim man is powerless to acknowledge fallen and address a crowd, yet seems able to putt!
Anagram: Dharam
Image: Mike Licht

Sunday, May 24, 2020

Mory Kanté: African music star dies aged 70

(BBC)
Mory Kante

Mory Kanté has departed this life
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Damn it, he’s this feted kora player
Anagram: Julian Lofts
Image: Denis Fabregue

Saturday, May 23, 2020

Trump on his latest coronavirus test: 'I tested positively toward negative'

(The Hill)
Trump Coronavirus Task Force Disbanding

A “positively toward negative result“
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I yawn - volatile POTUS tergiversated
Anagram: Julian Lofts
Image: Mike Licht

Antarctica's going green

(Futurism)

Antarctica's going green ~ cars generating coating
Anagram: Russ Atkinson

Thursday, May 21, 2020

Football: South Korean team accused of putting sex dolls in seats

(The New Zealand Herald)

Sex dolls replace the fans in a stadium
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X-rated silicone damsels flaunt shape
Anagram: Julian Lofts

ISS to be a movie set for Tom Cruise

(The Verge)
Mission: Impossible 6-Movie Bundle, 56% off, ↘️ $39.99!

ISS to be a movie set for Tom Cruise
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so, base vomitorium site scot-free
Anagram: Russ Atkinson
Image: MDM Deals

Llama Antibodies Could Help Us Defeat COVID-19, Scientists Say

(ScienceAlert)

Some scientists really hope that llamas might have curative antibodies ~ against Covid. Many health labs are optimistic, see the lethal virus smote
Anagram: Julian Lofts
Image: CMRLS Photos

"Live and Let Die" Blares as Trump Tours Arizona Mask Factory Without Wearing a Face Mask

(Newsweek)
Baby Trump

'Live and Let Die' blares as Trump tours mask factory
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A frustrated and troublesome maverick's play list.
Anagram: Dharam
Image: Thomas Hawk

Testicle Festival on hold

(Daily Telegram)
Testicle Festival Bar

Testicle Festival on Hold
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this social event felt old
Anagram: Russ Atkinson
Image: Aquistbe