Donald Trump’s own words blow up in his face as crowd size at Tulsa rally disappoints

(News.com.au)

Donald Trump's own words blow up in his face as the crowd size at his much-hyped Tulsa rally disappoints yesterday
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He dumbly said a crazy slew of his record million supporters would show up that day. Newscasts say it didn't happen!

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Geoffrey Berman: Trump fires top US prosecutor who refused to quit

(BBC)
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Geoffrey Berman was the US Attorney for the Southern District of New York
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Gee, he’s worthy of note, refused to forfeit. Now Barr sacks him. Utter tyranny!

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What Kind of Society Values Property Over Black Lives?

(The New York Times)

American riots
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Irate on racism

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Beyoncé releases surprise new song, Black Parade, on Juneteenth

(BBC)

So Beyoncé releases this surprise new song ‘Black Parade’
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Screechy balladeer’s uberwokeness against oppression

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"Do You Get the Impression the Supreme Court Doesn't Like Me?"

(Newser)

"Do you get the impression that the Supreme Court doesn't like me?"
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OTT Trump’s a huge creep then. He likes to use toadyism to domineer

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The Latest Sign of the Apocalypse Is Glittery Dog Testicles

(Hyperallergic)

Dogs' testicles
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Gold testes (sic)

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Mary Trump: Why has president's niece penned damning memoir?

(BBC)

Mary Trump: Why has president's niece penned damning memoir?
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Happens when my partisan community needed grim reminders
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Why? In my mind, seems the corrupt apeman needs reprimanding.

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'I can't breathe,' Oklahoma man tells police before dying. 'I don't care,' officer responds.

(NBC News)

"I can't breathe... I can't breathe... I can't breathe..."
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Rate the act: Beaten in barbaric ethnic hate!

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NPS authorizes hunting bear cubs and wolf pups

(Axios)

NPS authorizes hunting bear cubs and wolf pups
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Bunch of gun nutzis shed ban, praise & support law

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Mary Trump: Why has president's niece penned damning memoir?

(BBC)

A potential bestseller “Too Much And Never Enough: How My Family Created the World's Most Dangerous Man” authored by his niece Mary Trump
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Shrewish memoir about ill potentate, a ghastly debauchee, a very corrupt, mercenary, nonmonogamous hustler. Daddy left him endowments

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Trump on coronavirus: "If we stop testing right now, we'd have very few cases, if any"

(The Hill)

Trump on coronavirus: 'If we stop testing right now, we'd have very few cases, if any'
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Fatso Forty-Five answered nervous Pence: 'Why test? Wow, our campaign is thriving!'

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A New York City police officer who shoved a protester to the pavement is arrested

(CNN)

A New York City police officer who shoved a protester to the pavement is arrested
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The Yankee cops who act with repetitive ferocity are depraved monsters or fools!

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Taxpayers Paid Over $75K So Trump Jr. Could Kill a Rare Sheep

(EcoWatch)

Trump sinned, he shot one argali, he ~ hunted this rare Mongolian sheep

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‘Bewildered’ Prince Andrew’s Mexican standoff with US lawmen

(Express Digest)

Andrew Windsor gets himself locked in this Mexican standoff with American attorneys
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Why? Amnesic twit fondled teens’ flesh, arrogant sex maniac fornicated with kids/minors

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Secret Service for Trump Jr.'s Mongolia trip to hunt rare sheep cost $76,000, watchdog says

(USA Today)

Secret Service for Trump Jr.'s Mongolia trip to hunt rare sheep cost $76,000, watchdog says
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Murderer who shot scarcest ram as trophy gets given special protection for "just" $76,000

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Minneapolis City Council Pledges to Disband Police

(US News & World Report)

Minneapolis city council pledges to disband police
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On log: municipal cops inclined to be deeply sadistic.

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Cops' rubber bullets can kill

(USA Today)

Cops' rubber bullets can kill ~ clobber like clubs. Splat! Run!

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Jeffrey Epstein: Filthy Rich: Everything you need to know about the Netflix documentary

(Evening Standard)

The cast and some of the venues of Netflix‘s “Filthy Rich” documentary 1. Jeffrey Epstein 2. Ghislaine Maxwell 3. Alan Dershowitz 4. Prince Andrew 5. Harvey Weinstein 6. Bill Clinton 7. Donald Trump 8. Woody Allen 9. Leslie Wexner 10. Alex Acosta 11. Virginia Roberts Giuffre, Courtney Wild, Michelle Licata, Chauntae Davies, Sarah Ransome, Maria Farmer and kid sister Annie 12. The “Lolita Express” 13. Little Saint James 14. Vicky Ward 15. Joseph Recarey 16. Michael Reiter 17. Barry Krischer 18. Bradley Edwards 19. Sigrid McCawley 20. Judge Richard Berman 21. Nicholas Tartaglione 22. Mark Epstein

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1. He was a: tyrannical sex offender, liar, remorseless crazed paedophile,sexual deviant, madman, he fucked them all 2. She was his ex-girlfriend and shrewd recruiter, an errant nanny 3. Smarmy celebrity lawyer 4. Had drunken sex with minors 5. Now in jail 6. High sex drive, fucked Lewinsky 7. Jeff was a “terrific guy” 8. Child molester 9. Billionaire, owned Victoria’s Secret 10. Crass State Attorney 11. Victims 12. A Boeing plane 13. “Orgy Island“ 14. Journalist 15. Detective 16. Palm Beach’s police chief 17. Attorney 18. Trial lawyer, a rare man 19. Litigator 20. Placed him in jail 21. Cellmate 22. Brother

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Christo: Bulgarian-born artist who famously wrapped landmarks dies at 84

(BBC)

That controversial old Bulgarian artist has died
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Christo installed vibrant art outside - a hard goal

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Protests engulf America in night of anger, lootings and violent clashes

(The Daily Telegraph)

Protests engulf America
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Scale of it enrages Trump

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