Brazilian president Jair Bolsonaro tests positive for coronavirus

(The Guardian)

Brazilian president Bolsonaro is COVID-positive
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Proverb (not): "As I trivialize loss, so do I panic in bed."

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May and Gove on national security advisor David Frost

(BBC)
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David George Hamilton Frost
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HMG^* gifted role to an advisor

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^*Her Majesty's Government

How green sand could capture billions of tons of carbon dioxide

(MIT Technology Review)

Climate change: green sands do ~ so end climate change dangers

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COVID-19 proceedings: Ministerial statements

(British Parliament)

The lower house and primary chamber of Great Britain's Parliament, the House of Commons
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Oh! Rough time in there amid Corona, so I hear! All MP bench nobs may suffer two meters apart!

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Liam Treadwell: Grand National-winning jockey dies aged 34

(BBC)

English National Hunt jockey Liam Treadwell
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An untimely death. Welling in shock. A real jolt.

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Donald Trump’s own words blow up in his face as crowd size at Tulsa rally disappoints

(News.com.au)

Donald Trump's own words blow up in his face as the crowd size at his much-hyped Tulsa rally disappoints yesterday
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He dumbly said a crazy slew of his record million supporters would show up that day. Newscasts say it didn't happen!

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Geoffrey Berman: Trump fires top US prosecutor who refused to quit

(BBC)
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Geoffrey Berman was the US Attorney for the Southern District of New York
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Gee, he’s worthy of note, refused to forfeit. Now Barr sacks him. Utter tyranny!

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What Kind of Society Values Property Over Black Lives?

(The New York Times)

American riots
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Irate on racism

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Beyoncé releases surprise new song, Black Parade, on Juneteenth

(BBC)

So Beyoncé releases this surprise new song ‘Black Parade’
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Screechy balladeer’s uberwokeness against oppression

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"Do You Get the Impression the Supreme Court Doesn't Like Me?"

(Newser)

"Do you get the impression that the Supreme Court doesn't like me?"
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OTT Trump’s a huge creep then. He likes to use toadyism to domineer

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The Latest Sign of the Apocalypse Is Glittery Dog Testicles

(Hyperallergic)

Dogs' testicles
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Gold testes (sic)

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Mary Trump: Why has president's niece penned damning memoir?

(BBC)

Mary Trump: Why has president's niece penned damning memoir?
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Happens when my partisan community needed grim reminders
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Why? In my mind, seems the corrupt apeman needs reprimanding.

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'I can't breathe,' Oklahoma man tells police before dying. 'I don't care,' officer responds.

(NBC News)

"I can't breathe... I can't breathe... I can't breathe..."
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Rate the act: Beaten in barbaric ethnic hate!

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NPS authorizes hunting bear cubs and wolf pups

(Axios)

NPS authorizes hunting bear cubs and wolf pups
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Bunch of gun nutzis shed ban, praise & support law

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Mary Trump: Why has president's niece penned damning memoir?

(BBC)

A potential bestseller “Too Much And Never Enough: How My Family Created the World's Most Dangerous Man” authored by his niece Mary Trump
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Shrewish memoir about ill potentate, a ghastly debauchee, a very corrupt, mercenary, nonmonogamous hustler. Daddy left him endowments

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Trump on coronavirus: "If we stop testing right now, we'd have very few cases, if any"

(The Hill)

Trump on coronavirus: 'If we stop testing right now, we'd have very few cases, if any'
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Fatso Forty-Five answered nervous Pence: 'Why test? Wow, our campaign is thriving!'

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A New York City police officer who shoved a protester to the pavement is arrested

(CNN)

A New York City police officer who shoved a protester to the pavement is arrested
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The Yankee cops who act with repetitive ferocity are depraved monsters or fools!

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Taxpayers Paid Over $75K So Trump Jr. Could Kill a Rare Sheep

(EcoWatch)

Trump sinned, he shot one argali, he ~ hunted this rare Mongolian sheep

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‘Bewildered’ Prince Andrew’s Mexican standoff with US lawmen

(Express Digest)

Andrew Windsor gets himself locked in this Mexican standoff with American attorneys
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Why? Amnesic twit fondled teens’ flesh, arrogant sex maniac fornicated with kids/minors

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Secret Service for Trump Jr.'s Mongolia trip to hunt rare sheep cost $76,000, watchdog says

(USA Today)

Secret Service for Trump Jr.'s Mongolia trip to hunt rare sheep cost $76,000, watchdog says
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Murderer who shot scarcest ram as trophy gets given special protection for "just" $76,000

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