Horrified sunbathing family find human skull and bones buried on beach

(The Daily Mirror)

Horrified sunbathing family find human skull and bones buried on beach
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I'm not bluffing! Kid, he found man's head in El Hierro, Canary Islands. Hubbub!

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Palace 'phasing out Yorks' after Beatrice wedding

(The Daily Express)

Palace 'phasing out Yorks' after Beatrice wedding ~ placed the Duke away escaping FBI interrogators

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Naked Athena put on a show in Portland. Just like Trump.

(The Washington Post)

Nude protester = Tender posture = Reopened Trust = Endure protest

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'Not fair': Trump rages over Supreme Court decisions involving his financial records

(NBC News)

'Not fair': Trump rages over Supreme Court decisions involving his financial records
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Unfair? Mirror confesses: Evasive corrupt cunning viper's got criminal loads to hide!

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Hannibal Lecter or Darth Vader? Trump's first time in a mask in public sets social media on fire - with some asking why it took him so long and others claiming he looks 'presidential’

(Daily Mail)

The US President Donald Trump looks like Lecter or Vader
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Oh terror! Vile petulant redneck POTUS derided masks. LOL!

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MasterChef 2020: Fans shocked by Gordon Ramsay’s fridge

(News.com.au)

Talking of chefs, don't I find Gordon Ramsay one of the people who'd seem like a wicked cretin given the chap's high-protest yelling and exorbitant declarations? But I'd contend he's nice.
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"People aren't either wicked or noble. They're like chefs' salads, with good things and bad things chopped and mixed together in a vinaigrette of confusion and conflict." -Lemony Snicket

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Fish with ‘human teeth’ caught in Malaysia may be the most nightmarish thing you see all week

(MSN)

Fish with ‘human teeth’ caught in Malaysia may be the most nightmarish thing you see all week.
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Time I came by something worse than the usual UK-hating 'high fatality is health mayhem' news!

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Covid Causes Hallucinations

(Gizmodo)

Covid Causes Hallucinations ~ could cause chin salivations

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Brazilian president Jair Bolsonaro tests positive for coronavirus

(The Guardian)

Brazilian president Bolsonaro is COVID-positive
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Proverb (not): "As I trivialize loss, so do I panic in bed."

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May and Gove on national security advisor David Frost

(BBC)
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David George Hamilton Frost
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HMG^* gifted role to an advisor

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^*Her Majesty's Government

How green sand could capture billions of tons of carbon dioxide

(MIT Technology Review)

Climate change: green sands do ~ so end climate change dangers

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COVID-19 proceedings: Ministerial statements

(British Parliament)

The lower house and primary chamber of Great Britain's Parliament, the House of Commons
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Oh! Rough time in there amid Corona, so I hear! All MP bench nobs may suffer two meters apart!

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Liam Treadwell: Grand National-winning jockey dies aged 34

(BBC)

English National Hunt jockey Liam Treadwell
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An untimely death. Welling in shock. A real jolt.

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Donald Trump’s own words blow up in his face as crowd size at Tulsa rally disappoints

(News.com.au)

Donald Trump's own words blow up in his face as the crowd size at his much-hyped Tulsa rally disappoints yesterday
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He dumbly said a crazy slew of his record million supporters would show up that day. Newscasts say it didn't happen!

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Geoffrey Berman: Trump fires top US prosecutor who refused to quit

(BBC)
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Geoffrey Berman was the US Attorney for the Southern District of New York
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Gee, he’s worthy of note, refused to forfeit. Now Barr sacks him. Utter tyranny!

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What Kind of Society Values Property Over Black Lives?

(The New York Times)

American riots
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Irate on racism

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Beyoncé releases surprise new song, Black Parade, on Juneteenth

(BBC)

So Beyoncé releases this surprise new song ‘Black Parade’
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Screechy balladeer’s uberwokeness against oppression

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"Do You Get the Impression the Supreme Court Doesn't Like Me?"

(Newser)

"Do you get the impression that the Supreme Court doesn't like me?"
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OTT Trump’s a huge creep then. He likes to use toadyism to domineer

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The Latest Sign of the Apocalypse Is Glittery Dog Testicles

(Hyperallergic)

Dogs' testicles
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Gold testes (sic)

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Mary Trump: Why has president's niece penned damning memoir?

(BBC)

Mary Trump: Why has president's niece penned damning memoir?
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Happens when my partisan community needed grim reminders
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Why? In my mind, seems the corrupt apeman needs reprimanding.

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