'Nobody likes me,' Trump complains, as even his allies fade

(CNN)

'Nobody likes me,' Trump complains, as even his allies fade
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More chaos! Lame bum and apelike sod snivels in self-pity!

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Chinese police now have AI helmets for temperature screening

(South China Morning Post)

The Chinese police now have smart AI-styled headgear
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Aha, these help me with screening areas to delay Covid

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'It was only done to make me look bad': Trump denounces border wall section funded by supporters

(USA Today)

"I will build a great, great wall on our southern border, and I will have Mexico pay for that wall. Mark my words."
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What wall-exhibitionist, liar Donald Trump, crowed long ago! A harmful, dreary, eviler, boast-murky wallower.

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Woman. Man. Camera. TV

(MSNBC)

"Person. Woman. Man. Camera. TV."
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Om ... now caveman Pres. mantra
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craven tapeworm man moans

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Father dies rescuing his children from sea on Welsh coast

(MSN)

Father dies rescuing his children from sea on Welsh coast
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Tragic case cost hero life. Rushes in and he himself drowns.

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Kate and William stunned as pensioner swears at royal couple 'You did a s****y job!'

(The Daily Express)
Embed from Getty Images

You did a shitty job!
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Joy! A biddy hits out

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‘Thighland’ Trends After Trump’s Latest Mispronunciation Gaffe

(The New Zealand Herald)

Mispronounciates
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‘Cos Trump is inane

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You swine! German nudist chases wild boar that stole laptop

(The Guardian)

German nudist chases wild boar that stole laptop
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Gals clap, as it led Mr. Sun Bather past into the wood

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Trump on Covid death toll: 'It is what it is'

(CNN)

Trump on Covid death toll: 'It is what it is'
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Man holds post with vitriolic attitude!

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Kanye West's bipolar disorder

(CBS News)

Kanye West's bipolar disorder
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presidential work ready, boss?

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Chinese consulate in Houston ordered to close by US

(BBC)

Chinese consulate
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Close the nuisance

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Horrified sunbathing family find human skull and bones buried on beach

(The Daily Mirror)

Horrified sunbathing family find human skull and bones buried on beach
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I'm not bluffing! Kid, he found man's head in El Hierro, Canary Islands. Hubbub!

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Palace 'phasing out Yorks' after Beatrice wedding

(The Daily Express)

Palace 'phasing out Yorks' after Beatrice wedding ~ placed the Duke away escaping FBI interrogators

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Naked Athena put on a show in Portland. Just like Trump.

(The Washington Post)

Nude protester = Tender posture = Reopened Trust = Endure protest

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'Not fair': Trump rages over Supreme Court decisions involving his financial records

(NBC News)

'Not fair': Trump rages over Supreme Court decisions involving his financial records
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Unfair? Mirror confesses: Evasive corrupt cunning viper's got criminal loads to hide!

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Hannibal Lecter or Darth Vader? Trump's first time in a mask in public sets social media on fire - with some asking why it took him so long and others claiming he looks 'presidential’

(Daily Mail)

The US President Donald Trump looks like Lecter or Vader
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Oh terror! Vile petulant redneck POTUS derided masks. LOL!

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MasterChef 2020: Fans shocked by Gordon Ramsay’s fridge

(News.com.au)

Talking of chefs, don't I find Gordon Ramsay one of the people who'd seem like a wicked cretin given the chap's high-protest yelling and exorbitant declarations? But I'd contend he's nice.
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"People aren't either wicked or noble. They're like chefs' salads, with good things and bad things chopped and mixed together in a vinaigrette of confusion and conflict." -Lemony Snicket

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Fish with ‘human teeth’ caught in Malaysia may be the most nightmarish thing you see all week

(MSN)

Fish with ‘human teeth’ caught in Malaysia may be the most nightmarish thing you see all week.
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Time I came by something worse than the usual UK-hating 'high fatality is health mayhem' news!

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Covid Causes Hallucinations

(Gizmodo)

Covid Causes Hallucinations ~ could cause chin salivations

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Brazilian president Jair Bolsonaro tests positive for coronavirus

(The Guardian)

Brazilian president Bolsonaro is COVID-positive
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Proverb (not): "As I trivialize loss, so do I panic in bed."

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