Why Donald Trump failed his TV interviews

(The Guardian)

The US President Trump is seriously that bad
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The disaster's input abolished my pure trust!

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Duke ‘very worried man’ as Maxwell trial looms

(The Daily Express)

I am Andrew or ~ a worried man

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Actor Sean Penn marries girlfriend Leila George

(The New Zealand Herald)
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US actor Sean Penn marries girlfriend Leila George
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Girls prefer an old man, a generous senile geriatric

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South China Sea: Beijing mobilises invasion craft along coast as Taiwan tensions escalate

(The New Zealand Herald)
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War in South China Sea
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China - “Taiwan’s ours, eh!”

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'Nobody likes me,' Trump complains, as even his allies fade

(CNN)

'Nobody likes me,' Trump complains, as even his allies fade
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More chaos! Lame bum and apelike sod snivels in self-pity!

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Chinese police now have AI helmets for temperature screening

(South China Morning Post)

The Chinese police now have smart AI-styled headgear
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Aha, these help me with screening areas to delay Covid

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'It was only done to make me look bad': Trump denounces border wall section funded by supporters

(USA Today)

"I will build a great, great wall on our southern border, and I will have Mexico pay for that wall. Mark my words."
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What wall-exhibitionist, liar Donald Trump, crowed long ago! A harmful, dreary, eviler, boast-murky wallower.

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Woman. Man. Camera. TV

(MSNBC)

"Person. Woman. Man. Camera. TV."
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Om ... now caveman Pres. mantra
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craven tapeworm man moans

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Father dies rescuing his children from sea on Welsh coast

(MSN)

Father dies rescuing his children from sea on Welsh coast
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Tragic case cost hero life. Rushes in and he himself drowns.

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Kate and William stunned as pensioner swears at royal couple 'You did a s****y job!'

(The Daily Express)
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You did a shitty job!
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Joy! A biddy hits out

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‘Thighland’ Trends After Trump’s Latest Mispronunciation Gaffe

(The New Zealand Herald)

Mispronounciates
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‘Cos Trump is inane

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You swine! German nudist chases wild boar that stole laptop

(The Guardian)

German nudist chases wild boar that stole laptop
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Gals clap, as it led Mr. Sun Bather past into the wood

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Trump on Covid death toll: 'It is what it is'

(CNN)

Trump on Covid death toll: 'It is what it is'
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Man holds post with vitriolic attitude!

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Kanye West's bipolar disorder

(CBS News)

Kanye West's bipolar disorder
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presidential work ready, boss?

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Chinese consulate in Houston ordered to close by US

(BBC)

Chinese consulate
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Close the nuisance

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Horrified sunbathing family find human skull and bones buried on beach

(The Daily Mirror)

Horrified sunbathing family find human skull and bones buried on beach
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I'm not bluffing! Kid, he found man's head in El Hierro, Canary Islands. Hubbub!

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Palace 'phasing out Yorks' after Beatrice wedding

(The Daily Express)

Palace 'phasing out Yorks' after Beatrice wedding ~ placed the Duke away escaping FBI interrogators

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Naked Athena put on a show in Portland. Just like Trump.

(The Washington Post)

Nude protester = Tender posture = Reopened Trust = Endure protest

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'Not fair': Trump rages over Supreme Court decisions involving his financial records

(NBC News)

'Not fair': Trump rages over Supreme Court decisions involving his financial records
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Unfair? Mirror confesses: Evasive corrupt cunning viper's got criminal loads to hide!

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Hannibal Lecter or Darth Vader? Trump's first time in a mask in public sets social media on fire - with some asking why it took him so long and others claiming he looks 'presidential’

(Daily Mail)

The US President Donald Trump looks like Lecter or Vader
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Oh terror! Vile petulant redneck POTUS derided masks. LOL!

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