Donald Trump escorted from briefing room after person shot outside White House

(ABC News)

Donald Trump escorted from briefing room after person shot outside White House
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Profuse reporters go confront him about it, showed he'd inform us: "Do I seem rattled?"

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Met Office weather warning: FOUR days of lightning storms to smash Britain

(The Daily Express)

Met Office weather warning: FOUR days of lightning storms to smash Britain
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Forecasting a flaming hot Great British summer is shown off to a wintry end

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Trump on Mt Rushmore

Lakota activist Russell Means said: "Imagine going to the holy land in Israel, whether you're a Christian or a Jew or a Muslim, and start carving up the mountain of Zion. It's an insult to our entire being. It's bad enough getting four white faces carved in up there, the shrine of hypocrisy."
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That heroic Native American war veteran, Oglala Chief Crazy Horse, is being sculpted on Thunderhead Mountain. Yet why is it I hate this shitty jealous vainglorious SOB Trump wanting his irritating lifelike orange face on Mount Rushmore alongside four outstanding presidents?

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'No excuse for children not to be in school' Boris issues Coronavirus ultimatum to parents

(The Daily Express)

'No excuse for children not to be in school' Boris issues Coronavirus ultimatum to parents
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Exceptions: missed bus or much rain, or tutor's on vacation; illness, E. coli or bout of the runs

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Why Donald Trump failed his TV interviews

(The Guardian)

The US President Trump is seriously that bad
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The disaster's input abolished my pure trust!

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Duke ‘very worried man’ as Maxwell trial looms

(The Daily Express)

I am Andrew or ~ a worried man

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Actor Sean Penn marries girlfriend Leila George

(The New Zealand Herald)
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US actor Sean Penn marries girlfriend Leila George
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Girls prefer an old man, a generous senile geriatric

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South China Sea: Beijing mobilises invasion craft along coast as Taiwan tensions escalate

(The New Zealand Herald)
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War in South China Sea
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China - “Taiwan’s ours, eh!”

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'Nobody likes me,' Trump complains, as even his allies fade

(CNN)

'Nobody likes me,' Trump complains, as even his allies fade
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More chaos! Lame bum and apelike sod snivels in self-pity!

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Chinese police now have AI helmets for temperature screening

(South China Morning Post)

The Chinese police now have smart AI-styled headgear
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Aha, these help me with screening areas to delay Covid

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'It was only done to make me look bad': Trump denounces border wall section funded by supporters

(USA Today)

"I will build a great, great wall on our southern border, and I will have Mexico pay for that wall. Mark my words."
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What wall-exhibitionist, liar Donald Trump, crowed long ago! A harmful, dreary, eviler, boast-murky wallower.

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Woman. Man. Camera. TV

(MSNBC)

"Person. Woman. Man. Camera. TV."
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Om ... now caveman Pres. mantra
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craven tapeworm man moans

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Father dies rescuing his children from sea on Welsh coast

(MSN)

Father dies rescuing his children from sea on Welsh coast
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Tragic case cost hero life. Rushes in and he himself drowns.

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Kate and William stunned as pensioner swears at royal couple 'You did a s****y job!'

(The Daily Express)
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You did a shitty job!
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Joy! A biddy hits out

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‘Thighland’ Trends After Trump’s Latest Mispronunciation Gaffe

(The New Zealand Herald)

Mispronounciates
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‘Cos Trump is inane

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You swine! German nudist chases wild boar that stole laptop

(The Guardian)

German nudist chases wild boar that stole laptop
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Gals clap, as it led Mr. Sun Bather past into the wood

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Trump on Covid death toll: 'It is what it is'

(CNN)

Trump on Covid death toll: 'It is what it is'
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Man holds post with vitriolic attitude!

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Kanye West's bipolar disorder

(CBS News)

Kanye West's bipolar disorder
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presidential work ready, boss?

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Chinese consulate in Houston ordered to close by US

(BBC)

Chinese consulate
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Close the nuisance

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Horrified sunbathing family find human skull and bones buried on beach

(The Daily Mirror)

Horrified sunbathing family find human skull and bones buried on beach
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I'm not bluffing! Kid, he found man's head in El Hierro, Canary Islands. Hubbub!

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