Biden blasts Trump for 'abhorrent' birther rhetoric on Harris

(EasternEye)

Biden blasts Trump for 'abhorrent' birther rhetoric on Harris
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Abhorrent crumb's abhorrent piss or abhorrent filthier dirt!

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Obama slams Trump, praises Biden

(Yahoo!)

Obama censures Trump, praises Joe Biden
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Bejeesus! A sane man directs opprobrium

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Steve Bannon indicted in scheme to defraud donors to campaign pledging to build border wall

(CBS News)

Steve Bannon, former White House Chief Strategist
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The news is about arrest on thieving scheme effort.

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Trump Declares War on Showerheads

(Popular Mechanics)

Trump Declares War on Showerheads
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normal wash procedure sheds water

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Biden selects Kamala Harris as vice presidential pick, thrilling Texas Democrats

(Dallas News)

Biden selects Harris
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She’s incredible! Star!

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Presidential job approval: Trump’s re-election prospects look bleak

(Brookings)

Forty-fifth and incumbent president of the United States of America
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Ratty fathead Trump. In sense, Biden can oust the fetid nit from office!

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Trump Wants to Mine the Grand Canyon

(Popular Mechanics)

Trump Wants to Mine the Grand Canyon
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men, Pigman can't try that on US wonder

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Dawn Butler police car stop: Met Police issue statement defending officers after backlash

(The Daily Express)

Dawn Butler police car stop
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Two tarred cops inculpable

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Disloyal: A Memoir: The True Story of the Former Personal Attorney to President Donald J. Trump

The disgraced ex US attorney, Michael Cohen, publishes ‘Disloyal: A Memoir’
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Oh, theory is Trump’s a heinous sex addict, a greedy chameleonic slimeball!

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Here's why Joe Biden chose Kamala Harris as his VP

(CNN)

Senator Joseph Robinette Biden & Senator Kamala Devi Harris
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Voters thank a President to be & a major ideal heroine's brains!

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Queen vows to END rift: Meghan and Harry book sparks determined reaction from monarch

(The Daily Express)

Queen vows to end rift ~ even of two quit nerds

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Sarah Palin offers advice and congratulations to Kamala Harris

(MSN)

Sarah Palin offers advice to Kamala Harris
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Airhead from afar, as also-ran: "Have lipstick!"

Sarah Palin offers advice and congratulations to Kamala Harris
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Parental Alaskan fan: "Strength is crucial! Do avoid aromas of hair."

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Trump, a small mind

"Great minds discuss ideas; average minds discuss events; small minds discuss people." -Eleanor Roosevelt
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Issue is, even smaller minds CAN'T discuss! Severe gross specimens as vile diseased old goat, Donald Trump!

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Donald Trump escorted from briefing room after person shot outside White House

(ABC News)

Donald Trump escorted from briefing room after person shot outside White House
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Profuse reporters go confront him about it, showed he'd inform us: "Do I seem rattled?"

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Met Office weather warning: FOUR days of lightning storms to smash Britain

(The Daily Express)

Met Office weather warning: FOUR days of lightning storms to smash Britain
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Forecasting a flaming hot Great British summer is shown off to a wintry end

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Trump on Mt Rushmore

Lakota activist Russell Means said: "Imagine going to the holy land in Israel, whether you're a Christian or a Jew or a Muslim, and start carving up the mountain of Zion. It's an insult to our entire being. It's bad enough getting four white faces carved in up there, the shrine of hypocrisy."
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That heroic Native American war veteran, Oglala Chief Crazy Horse, is being sculpted on Thunderhead Mountain. Yet why is it I hate this shitty jealous vainglorious SOB Trump wanting his irritating lifelike orange face on Mount Rushmore alongside four outstanding presidents?

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'No excuse for children not to be in school' Boris issues Coronavirus ultimatum to parents

(The Daily Express)

'No excuse for children not to be in school' Boris issues Coronavirus ultimatum to parents
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Exceptions: missed bus or much rain, or tutor's on vacation; illness, E. coli or bout of the runs

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Why Donald Trump failed his TV interviews

(The Guardian)

The US President Trump is seriously that bad
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The disaster's input abolished my pure trust!

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Duke ‘very worried man’ as Maxwell trial looms

(The Daily Express)

I am Andrew or ~ a worried man

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Actor Sean Penn marries girlfriend Leila George

(The New Zealand Herald)
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US actor Sean Penn marries girlfriend Leila George
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Girls prefer an old man, a generous senile geriatric

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