(Yahoo!)
'Wicked and inhuman' Brenton Tarrant sentenced to life without parole = To us: another antipathetic fellow, an indecent bandit, known murderer
(The Hill)
It is time to bring humanity, empathy, leadership, dignity, and respect back to the White House = Yet, the thing with Trump: his ideas that may be brought can decimate serendipity like poison
(The Daily Telegraph)
Bernie Sanders tells the Democratic convention: 'Nero fiddled while Rome burned. Trump golfs' = Vote well, elect Mr Biden, banishing Mr T to prison for life. Donald must heed, concede, surrender.
(Brookings)
Forty-fifth and incumbent president of the United States of America = Ratty fathead Trump. In sense, Biden can oust the fetid nit from office!
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The disgraced ex US attorney, Michael Cohen, publishes ‘Disloyal: A Memoir’ = Oh, theory is Trump’s a heinous sex addict, a greedy chameleonic slimeball!
(MSN)
Sarah Palin offers advice to Kamala Harris = Airhead from afar, as also-ran: "Have lipstick!"
Sarah Palin offers advice and congratulations to Kamala Harris = Parental Alaskan fan: "Strength is crucial! Do avoid aromas of hair."