Russia allows comatose Kremlin critic Alexei Navalny to be airlifted to Germany

(Newshub)

The comatose Russian opposition leader Alexei Navalny has been transported to hospital in Germany
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Needless to say abhorrent Putin had him sip a nerve toxin in tea. All agree same protocol - a nasty poison

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Trump: it’s me or anarchy

(The Press)

It’s me or anarchy
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Yeah? No, Mr Racist

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Kamala Harris says Donald Trump has 'failed to protect the American people'

(SBS News)
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"Donald Trump has failed at the most basic and important job of a president of the United States: He failed to protect the American people, plain and simple” said Senator Kamala Harris
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Democrats just hate the baboon’s irrational mind. Thousands of afraid people died in the fatal pandemic. Folk, it appears he perpetrated a mammoth pestilential scandal. It’s treason!

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Melbourne's water supply contaminated after deadly storms

(The New Daily)

The Melbourne water supply is contaminated after deadly storms
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End of pretty mild Australian weather tends to cause my problems

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Full Transcript: Mike Pence’s RNC Speech

(The New York Times)

"The heroes who held this fort took their stand for life, liberty, freedom and the American flag. And those ideals have defined our nation," Vice President Mike Pence said wordily
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Hey, I’d tell him retarded Donald Trump is a detested lawbreaker, an offender, who has chronically misgoverned. The antithesis of the definition of a hero - i.e. President of Vice, OK!

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Biden, Harris Criticize Trump Response to Unrest, Pandemic

(The New York Times)

1: Donald John Trump 2: Michael Richard Pence 3: Joseph Robinette Biden 4: Kamala Devi Harris

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1: Head pain in the neck! 2: Drab jobholder 3: Presidential virtue led 4: Major Champion charms!

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Republicans nominate Trump for re-election on first day of convention

(The Guardian)

Republicans nominate Trump for re-election on first day of convention
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Nepotist! Con-fiend! Cretin! Villain! Four more years on of Trump *CANNOT BE*!

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New Zealand mosque shooting: 'Wicked and inhuman' Brenton Tarrant sentenced to life without parole

(Yahoo!)

'Wicked and inhuman' Brenton Tarrant sentenced to life without parole
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To us: another antipathetic fellow, an indecent bandit, known murderer

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Melania Trump Uses Republican Convention To Praise 'Honest' Husband Despite Four Years Of Lies

(Huff Post)

Melania polishes turds
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Alas she lionised Trump

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Lincoln Project announces coalition of Republican women against Trump

(The Hill)

It is time to bring humanity, empathy, leadership, dignity, and respect back to the White House
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Yet, the thing with Trump: his ideas that may be brought can decimate serendipity like poison

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Bernie Sanders tells Democratic convention: 'Nero fiddled while Rome burned. Trump golfs'

(The Daily Telegraph)

Bernie Sanders tells the Democratic convention: 'Nero fiddled while Rome burned. Trump golfs'
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Vote well, elect Mr Biden, banishing Mr T to prison for life. Donald must heed, concede, surrender.

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Melania Trump and Donald have 'increased PDAs' to show themselves as a 'power couple'

(The Express)

The First Lady of the United States of America, Melania Trump
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"Hell! A fact! I'm married to the nastiest fat rude infamous type!"

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Melania Trump body language shows she did not 'embrace' role as First Lady

(The Daily Express)

First Lady of the United States of America, Melania Trump
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The rudest type of man I am married to affects it all in USA

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Lori Loughlin, US actress, jailed over college admissions scandal

(BBC)
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The American actress Lori Loughlin‘s ~ hating her colossal crime - it’s unreal

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A big sign Trump is a weak candidate

(CNN)

Amid what is yet a rather big ongoing controversy
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Is the debating going to carry over into harm's way?

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Biden blasts Trump for 'abhorrent' birther rhetoric on Harris

(EasternEye)

Biden blasts Trump for 'abhorrent' birther rhetoric on Harris
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Abhorrent crumb's abhorrent piss or abhorrent filthier dirt!

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Obama slams Trump, praises Biden

(Yahoo!)

Obama censures Trump, praises Joe Biden
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Bejeesus! A sane man directs opprobrium

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Steve Bannon indicted in scheme to defraud donors to campaign pledging to build border wall

(CBS News)

Steve Bannon, former White House Chief Strategist
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The news is about arrest on thieving scheme effort.

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Trump Declares War on Showerheads

(Popular Mechanics)

Trump Declares War on Showerheads
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normal wash procedure sheds water

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Biden selects Kamala Harris as vice presidential pick, thrilling Texas Democrats

(Dallas News)

Biden selects Harris
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She’s incredible! Star!

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