George Washington

"I hope I shall possess firmness and virtue enough to maintain what I consider the most enviable of all titles, the character of an honest man." - George Washington
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Trump, the total reverse: dishonest egomaniac, ignoble loon, cheating, selfish, harsh, inept, unfit, inane, mean, foolish, havoc. As disease! The worst malignant. Worst!

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Michael Cohen's Trump book: The ex-lawyer's key claims

(BBC)

Michael Dean Cohen's "Disloyal: A Memoir: The True Story of the Former Personal Attorney to President Donald J. Trump"
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Despite Trump's counsel's important share of too many a random horrid deed, he finally came to tell the terror. Enjoy.

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Ignoring warnings from election officials, Trump again suggests supporters should try to vote twice

(CNN)

Trump tells voters in North Carolina to vote twice
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That test will prove controversial to men in court.

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In new book, former Trump lawyer Michael Cohen describes alleged episodes of racism and says president likes how Putin runs Russia

(The Washington Post)

"Our current President is a cheat, a liar, a fraud, a bully, a racist, a predator, and a con man."
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Donald Trump. A crude fiery charlatan! A paranoid! An autocrat! A brainless irate curse!

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Trump tells North Carolina voters to vote twice

(BBC)

US election: Trump tells North Carolina voters to vote twice
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Rate the evil rotten POTUS clown: Vilest moronic total curse!

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Trump: Americans Who Died in War Are ‘Losers’ and ‘Suckers’

(The Atlantic)

President Donald Trump refused to visit the Aisne-Marne American Cemetery in France after crassly referring to the Marines who were buried there as 'losers'
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Mr T’s enemies remember Coward in Chief avoided draft under pretense of calcaneal spurs. As the angry twitterer is an ornery arsehole, it infers he must retire

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Russia allows comatose Kremlin critic Alexei Navalny to be airlifted to Germany

(Newshub)

The comatose Russian opposition leader Alexei Navalny has been transported to hospital in Germany
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Needless to say abhorrent Putin had him sip a nerve toxin in tea. All agree same protocol - a nasty poison

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Trump: it’s me or anarchy

(The Press)

It’s me or anarchy
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Yeah? No, Mr Racist

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Kamala Harris says Donald Trump has 'failed to protect the American people'

(SBS News)
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"Donald Trump has failed at the most basic and important job of a president of the United States: He failed to protect the American people, plain and simple” said Senator Kamala Harris
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Democrats just hate the baboon’s irrational mind. Thousands of afraid people died in the fatal pandemic. Folk, it appears he perpetrated a mammoth pestilential scandal. It’s treason!

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Melbourne's water supply contaminated after deadly storms

(The New Daily)

The Melbourne water supply is contaminated after deadly storms
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End of pretty mild Australian weather tends to cause my problems

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Full Transcript: Mike Pence’s RNC Speech

(The New York Times)

"The heroes who held this fort took their stand for life, liberty, freedom and the American flag. And those ideals have defined our nation," Vice President Mike Pence said wordily
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Hey, I’d tell him retarded Donald Trump is a detested lawbreaker, an offender, who has chronically misgoverned. The antithesis of the definition of a hero - i.e. President of Vice, OK!

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Biden, Harris Criticize Trump Response to Unrest, Pandemic

(The New York Times)

1: Donald John Trump 2: Michael Richard Pence 3: Joseph Robinette Biden 4: Kamala Devi Harris

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1: Head pain in the neck! 2: Drab jobholder 3: Presidential virtue led 4: Major Champion charms!

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Republicans nominate Trump for re-election on first day of convention

(The Guardian)

Republicans nominate Trump for re-election on first day of convention
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Nepotist! Con-fiend! Cretin! Villain! Four more years on of Trump *CANNOT BE*!

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New Zealand mosque shooting: 'Wicked and inhuman' Brenton Tarrant sentenced to life without parole

(Yahoo!)

'Wicked and inhuman' Brenton Tarrant sentenced to life without parole
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To us: another antipathetic fellow, an indecent bandit, known murderer

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Melania Trump Uses Republican Convention To Praise 'Honest' Husband Despite Four Years Of Lies

(Huff Post)

Melania polishes turds
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Alas she lionised Trump

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Lincoln Project announces coalition of Republican women against Trump

(The Hill)

It is time to bring humanity, empathy, leadership, dignity, and respect back to the White House
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Yet, the thing with Trump: his ideas that may be brought can decimate serendipity like poison

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Bernie Sanders tells Democratic convention: 'Nero fiddled while Rome burned. Trump golfs'

(The Daily Telegraph)

Bernie Sanders tells the Democratic convention: 'Nero fiddled while Rome burned. Trump golfs'
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Vote well, elect Mr Biden, banishing Mr T to prison for life. Donald must heed, concede, surrender.

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Melania Trump and Donald have 'increased PDAs' to show themselves as a 'power couple'

(The Express)

The First Lady of the United States of America, Melania Trump
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"Hell! A fact! I'm married to the nastiest fat rude infamous type!"

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Melania Trump body language shows she did not 'embrace' role as First Lady

(The Daily Express)

First Lady of the United States of America, Melania Trump
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The rudest type of man I am married to affects it all in USA

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Lori Loughlin, US actress, jailed over college admissions scandal

(BBC)
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The American actress Lori Loughlin‘s ~ hating her colossal crime - it’s unreal

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