Cows prefer to co-moo-nicate in person

(CNN)

Cows prefer to co-moo-nicate in person
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Cow preferences a mooot point, I scorn

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Rudy Giuliani's Daughter Urges Americans To Vote Biden-Harris: "End The Reign Of Terror"

(Crooks and Liars)

Rudy Giuliani's Daughter Urges Americans To Vote Biden-Harris: "End The Reign Of Terror"
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"This year, I urge grit! Defeat sneering Donald, inhuman, greed-vicious, brute rat's horror!"

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Barrett Says She Does Not Consider Roe V. Wade 'Super-Precedent'

(NPR)

"You would be the polar opposite of Justice Ruth Ginsburg," said Senator Amy Klobuchar at the Supreme Court hearing
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OK, her true superego is not innocuous but will coy Judge Barrett pass the Democrat polygraph? I fume - it’s a brouhaha!

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Trump Threatens To 'Fire' Florida Governor if he loses

(Forbes)

Trump Threatens To 'Fire' Florida Governor if he loses
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Felon threatens to override a triumph for self, "Go sir!"
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In a 'surprise' effort, ired moron halts the golfer vote

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MOSAIC says "The ice is dying"

(NBC News)

MOSAIC says "The ice is dying" ~ eyes chaotic signs, "I dismay"

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Donald Trump brags the only person more famous than him is Jesus Christ

(The New Zealand Herald)

US President Donald Trump brags the only person more famous than him is Jesus Christ
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Hmm, serpent Don’s no holy superstar. Hmm, shun egotistical perjurious bastard fiends!

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Nobel Peace Prize: UN World Food Programme wins for efforts to combat hunger

(BBC)
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The UN World Food Programme wins Nobel Peace Prize this year
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Demoralizes a wincing abhorrent eyesore, Trump, who flopped

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Investigation of person wearing jet pack over LAX

(Los Angeles Times)

Investigation of person wearing jet pack over LAX
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O, in fact weaving jerk is vexing to plane operators

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Covid drug given to Trump developed using cells derived from an abortion

(The Guardian)

The drug Trump was administered is a cocktail of monoclonal antibodies developed by Regeneron
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Propagandist took two serums, medicine allegedly derived from abortion - obscene and unethical

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Trump Kicked Over the Chessboard

(Politico)

Trump Kicked Over the Chessboard
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thick despot, broker, scum, he raved

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Donald Trump no longer contagious, doctor says

(The Daily Telegraph)

Yes, Donald Trump is said to be no longer contagious
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Dr Sean ‘Tool’ Conley misdiagnosing obdurate POTUS

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US election: Donald Trump tells supporters he'll 'kiss everyone' at rally

(The New Zealand Herald)

President Donald Trump emoted "I feel so powerful. I'll walk into that crowd, I'll kiss everyone in that audience. I'll kiss the guys, the beautiful women, everyone I'll give a big, fat kiss."
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The numbskull lawbreaker knows he will fail and lose US election despite the foulest fake guy asininely trying, in a delirium, while Covid positive, to get Florida voters tempted

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Coronavirus: Andrew Cuomo blames Donald Trump for 'worst failure since Pearl Harbor'

(The Guardian)

Coronavirus: Andrew Cuomo blames Donald Trump for 'worst failure since Pearl Harbor'
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Alas, no dream. Viler barbaric foul cur Trump shows nil sorrow for umpteen Corona dead!

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Blind mystic Baba Vanga ‘predicted Donald Trump’s coronavirus battle’ after saying ‘president will get sick in 2020’

(The Sun)

The Nostradamus of the Balkans predicted ~ Trump toasts Death, needs a drink of bleach

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As it happened: Donald Trump in hospital after positive COVID-19 test

(Sydney Morning Herald)

Trump and his wife Melania deemed in hospital condition after Covid hits them out of their usual lifestyles
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If that vile, unrefined US president dies? Well, I hope it ain't a fool of me to say that I couldn't dare miss him much!

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Trump has repeatedly blamed China for a virus that now threatens his health. This will make Beijing nervous

(CNN)

President Trump has the ‘Chinese plague’ ~ since he panted plus temperature’s high

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Trump Loudly Booed and Greeted With 'Vote Him Out' Chants on Visit to Ruth Bader Ginsburg's Casket

(The Daily Beast)

Trump Loudly Booed and Greeted With 'Vote Him Out' Chants on Visit to Ruth Bader Ginsburg's Casket
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No doubt 'cos the utterly vulgar dottier dumb pain-in-the-neck mad turd gives a hoot to RBG's wishes!

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Long-Concealed Records Show Trump’s Chronic Losses and Years of Tax Avoidance

(The New York Times)

“They say, ‘Trump is getting rich off our nation,’” the President said at a rally in Minneapolis last October. “I lose billions being president, and I don’t care. It’s nice to be rich, I guess, but I lose billions”
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Yes, I detest belligerent boondogglers. This nut is a bloody pirate. In conclusion, indict glib entrepreneur, initiate trial, confiscate all assets, put him and his trash booboisie family in prison

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Pre-stained overalls

(UPI)

Pre-stained overalls
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Sale! Order vile pants

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Supreme Court battle shows we’ve lost any pretense of shame in political hypocrisy

(The Morning Call)

Republican theory
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Run able hypocrite

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