USA TODAY Listeria outbreak linked to Italian-style deli meats kills 1, hospitalizes 9 across 3 states, CDC says

(Yahoo!)

The contaminated deli meats
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Not decent item - death-salami!

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Image: Joseph Ruano

Refusing to wear a mask in Ethiopia could cost you two years in jail

(CNN)

Refusing to wear a mask in Ethiopia could cost you two years in the jail
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Yes, idiotic oaf Trump’s irrational Weltanschauung is hooey, a wet joke

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Sir Sean Connery, the first-ever James Bond, expires at the age of 90

(Business Upturn)

Sir Thomas Sean Connery has expired
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Enshrine as handsome sexy actor - RIP

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Image: Budiey

Decorated, mummified llamas

(Smithsonian)

Decorated, mummified llamas ~ featured domiciled mammals

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Image: Leonora (Ellie) Enking

New salivary gland discovered

(LiveScience)

New salivary gland discovered
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savvy docs learning weird deal

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Image: TILT University of Dundee, School of Medicine

Macron says beheaded teacher was victim of stupidity, hate

(CBC)

President Macron praised history teacher Samuel Paty
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He reproaches Islam, nasty decapitator spurred enmity

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Owl boards helicopter fighting California wildfire

(UPI)

Owl boards helicopter fighting California wildfire
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Who is idiot illegal bird (a fowl) perching on fire craft?

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'He just thinks about himself': America's reckless, ill president

(The Guardian)

'He just thinks about himself': America's reckless, ill president
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Trump: A hellish, loud, feeble, meanest, shit-sick, narcissist jerk!

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Image: Don Barrett

California Rep. Says 'Presidential Crimes Commission' a Must After 'We Escape Trump Hell'

(Newsweek)

California Representative says the “Presidential Crimes Commission” a must
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My recommendation is prison. See, Trump fantasises, he is a vile racist, liar, etc.

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Courting voters in two must-win states, Trump jokes he will 'leave the country' if he loses

(TVNZ)

Donald Trump jokes he will 'leave the country' if he loses
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Vile outspoken old man, jealous, slithery wretch - he fled

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Image: Peter Stevens

Cows prefer to co-moo-nicate in person

(CNN)

Cows prefer to co-moo-nicate in person
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Cow preferences a mooot point, I scorn

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Rudy Giuliani's Daughter Urges Americans To Vote Biden-Harris: "End The Reign Of Terror"

(Crooks and Liars)

Rudy Giuliani's Daughter Urges Americans To Vote Biden-Harris: "End The Reign Of Terror"
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"This year, I urge grit! Defeat sneering Donald, inhuman, greed-vicious, brute rat's horror!"

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Barrett Says She Does Not Consider Roe V. Wade 'Super-Precedent'

(NPR)

"You would be the polar opposite of Justice Ruth Ginsburg," said Senator Amy Klobuchar at the Supreme Court hearing
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OK, her true superego is not innocuous but will coy Judge Barrett pass the Democrat polygraph? I fume - it’s a brouhaha!

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Image: Victoria Pickering

Trump Threatens To 'Fire' Florida Governor if he loses

(Forbes)

Trump Threatens To 'Fire' Florida Governor if he loses
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Felon threatens to override a triumph for self, "Go sir!"
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In a 'surprise' effort, ired moron halts the golfer vote

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MOSAIC says "The ice is dying"

(NBC News)

MOSAIC says "The ice is dying" ~ eyes chaotic signs, "I dismay"

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Donald Trump brags the only person more famous than him is Jesus Christ

(The New Zealand Herald)

US President Donald Trump brags the only person more famous than him is Jesus Christ
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Hmm, serpent Don’s no holy superstar. Hmm, shun egotistical perjurious bastard fiends!

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Nobel Peace Prize: UN World Food Programme wins for efforts to combat hunger

(BBC)
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The UN World Food Programme wins Nobel Peace Prize this year
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Demoralizes a wincing abhorrent eyesore, Trump, who flopped

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Investigation of person wearing jet pack over LAX

(Los Angeles Times)

Investigation of person wearing jet pack over LAX
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O, in fact weaving jerk is vexing to plane operators

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Image: JD Hancock

Covid drug given to Trump developed using cells derived from an abortion

(The Guardian)

The drug Trump was administered is a cocktail of monoclonal antibodies developed by Regeneron
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Propagandist took two serums, medicine allegedly derived from abortion - obscene and unethical

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Trump Kicked Over the Chessboard

(Politico)

Trump Kicked Over the Chessboard
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thick despot, broker, scum, he raved

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