Michigan secretary of state on Trump campaign lawsuit to stop ballot counts

(CBS News)

Stop the counts
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Contest hots up

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Trump a sore loser

(Miami Herald)

Former US President Trump is a sore loser
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Results aside, prison term for US Emperor?

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Ohio and Pennsylvania helped elect Trump. But he betrayed us again and again

(The Guardian)

Ohio and Pennsylvania helped elect Trump. But he betrayed us again and again
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Ugh! The inane ninny has betrayed all America! So get up, applaud, and VOTE BIDEN!

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'I voted for a guy named Trump,' says US President Donald Trump

(Stuff.co.nz)

‘I voted for a guy named Trump’
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Overrated dummy, oaf, pig, nut

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USA TODAY Listeria outbreak linked to Italian-style deli meats kills 1, hospitalizes 9 across 3 states, CDC says

(Yahoo!)

The contaminated deli meats
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Not decent item - death-salami!

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Refusing to wear a mask in Ethiopia could cost you two years in jail

(CNN)

Refusing to wear a mask in Ethiopia could cost you two years in the jail
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Yes, idiotic oaf Trump’s irrational Weltanschauung is hooey, a wet joke

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Sir Sean Connery, the first-ever James Bond, expires at the age of 90

(Business Upturn)

Sir Thomas Sean Connery has expired
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Enshrine as handsome sexy actor - RIP

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Decorated, mummified llamas

(Smithsonian)

Decorated, mummified llamas ~ featured domiciled mammals

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New salivary gland discovered

(LiveScience)

New salivary gland discovered
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savvy docs learning weird deal

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Macron says beheaded teacher was victim of stupidity, hate

(CBC)

President Macron praised history teacher Samuel Paty
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He reproaches Islam, nasty decapitator spurred enmity

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Owl boards helicopter fighting California wildfire

(UPI)

Owl boards helicopter fighting California wildfire
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Who is idiot illegal bird (a fowl) perching on fire craft?

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'He just thinks about himself': America's reckless, ill president

(The Guardian)

'He just thinks about himself': America's reckless, ill president
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Trump: A hellish, loud, feeble, meanest, shit-sick, narcissist jerk!

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California Rep. Says 'Presidential Crimes Commission' a Must After 'We Escape Trump Hell'

(Newsweek)

California Representative says the “Presidential Crimes Commission” a must
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My recommendation is prison. See, Trump fantasises, he is a vile racist, liar, etc.

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Courting voters in two must-win states, Trump jokes he will 'leave the country' if he loses

(TVNZ)

Donald Trump jokes he will 'leave the country' if he loses
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Vile outspoken old man, jealous, slithery wretch - he fled

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Cows prefer to co-moo-nicate in person

(CNN)

Cows prefer to co-moo-nicate in person
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Cow preferences a mooot point, I scorn

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Rudy Giuliani's Daughter Urges Americans To Vote Biden-Harris: "End The Reign Of Terror"

(Crooks and Liars)

Rudy Giuliani's Daughter Urges Americans To Vote Biden-Harris: "End The Reign Of Terror"
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"This year, I urge grit! Defeat sneering Donald, inhuman, greed-vicious, brute rat's horror!"

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Barrett Says She Does Not Consider Roe V. Wade 'Super-Precedent'

(NPR)

"You would be the polar opposite of Justice Ruth Ginsburg," said Senator Amy Klobuchar at the Supreme Court hearing
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OK, her true superego is not innocuous but will coy Judge Barrett pass the Democrat polygraph? I fume - it’s a brouhaha!

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Trump Threatens To 'Fire' Florida Governor if he loses

(Forbes)

Trump Threatens To 'Fire' Florida Governor if he loses
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Felon threatens to override a triumph for self, "Go sir!"
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In a 'surprise' effort, ired moron halts the golfer vote

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MOSAIC says "The ice is dying"

(NBC News)

MOSAIC says "The ice is dying" ~ eyes chaotic signs, "I dismay"

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Donald Trump brags the only person more famous than him is Jesus Christ

(The New Zealand Herald)

US President Donald Trump brags the only person more famous than him is Jesus Christ
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Hmm, serpent Don’s no holy superstar. Hmm, shun egotistical perjurious bastard fiends!

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