‘You’re Fired’: Matt Drudge Brutally Roasts Trump Over 2020 Election Defeat

(Mediaite)

You’re fired ~ if you erred

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Joe Biden wins US election after four tumultuous years of Trump presidency

(The Guardian)

Joe Biden wins US election after four tumultuous years of Trump presidency
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Defeat's super! Rejoice! Now finally rid of one untrusty, impetuous brute scum!

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Trump Says Mail-In Voting Is a 'Corrupt System'

(Yahoo!)

‘Corrupt’ mail voting system
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Trump’s team losing victory
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Trump losing most veracity

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Why the Supreme Court probably won’t help Trump’s reelection fate

(Politico)

The US Supreme Court
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Rescue Trump? He’s out!

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Facebook bans ‘STOP THE STEAL’ group Trump allies were using to organize protests against vote counting

(Washington Post)

‘STOP THE STEAL’
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Let’s post hate

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Trump told one falsehood after another about the presidential race. Here are the facts.

(NBC News)

"If you count the legal votes, I easily win. If you count the illegal votes, they can try to steal the election from us," Trump claimed
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I comment, emote you’re such a telltale, stupendous, tetchy, teetotal liar! You’re such a chillingly offensive, vilifying twat too!

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Fact check: Trump delivers the most dishonest speech of his presidency as Biden closes in on victory

(CNN)

Trump delivers the most dishonest speech of his presidency as Biden closes in on victory
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Bloody scum's so drivel-sinister! The most con-fiendish psychopathic president ever seen!

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Trump may have broken his own record for most dangerous lies in one speech

(The Guardian)

Election falsehoods
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So silence hated fool

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Michigan secretary of state on Trump campaign lawsuit to stop ballot counts

(CBS News)

Stop the counts
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Contest hots up

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Trump a sore loser

(Miami Herald)

Former US President Trump is a sore loser
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Results aside, prison term for US Emperor?

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Ohio and Pennsylvania helped elect Trump. But he betrayed us again and again

(The Guardian)

Ohio and Pennsylvania helped elect Trump. But he betrayed us again and again
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Ugh! The inane ninny has betrayed all America! So get up, applaud, and VOTE BIDEN!

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'I voted for a guy named Trump,' says US President Donald Trump

(Stuff.co.nz)

‘I voted for a guy named Trump’
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Overrated dummy, oaf, pig, nut

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USA TODAY Listeria outbreak linked to Italian-style deli meats kills 1, hospitalizes 9 across 3 states, CDC says

(Yahoo!)

The contaminated deli meats
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Not decent item - death-salami!

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Refusing to wear a mask in Ethiopia could cost you two years in jail

(CNN)

Refusing to wear a mask in Ethiopia could cost you two years in the jail
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Yes, idiotic oaf Trump’s irrational Weltanschauung is hooey, a wet joke

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Sir Sean Connery, the first-ever James Bond, expires at the age of 90

(Business Upturn)

Sir Thomas Sean Connery has expired
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Enshrine as handsome sexy actor - RIP

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Decorated, mummified llamas

(Smithsonian)

Decorated, mummified llamas ~ featured domiciled mammals

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New salivary gland discovered

(LiveScience)

New salivary gland discovered
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savvy docs learning weird deal

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Macron says beheaded teacher was victim of stupidity, hate

(CBC)

President Macron praised history teacher Samuel Paty
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He reproaches Islam, nasty decapitator spurred enmity

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Owl boards helicopter fighting California wildfire

(UPI)

Owl boards helicopter fighting California wildfire
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Who is idiot illegal bird (a fowl) perching on fire craft?

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'He just thinks about himself': America's reckless, ill president

(The Guardian)

'He just thinks about himself': America's reckless, ill president
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Trump: A hellish, loud, feeble, meanest, shit-sick, narcissist jerk!

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