How Trump Lost

(Mother Jones)

Donald Trump Lost
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Odd Poll Tantrums

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Kayleigh McEnany claims Trump will ‘attend his own inauguration’ on 20 January 2021

(The Independent)

President Trump says he "will attend his own inauguration"
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Duh, hint: transpires Dems won, you ill septuagenarian twit

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Noam Chomsky on Why Trump Is a Tinpot Dictator

(Art19)

A tinpot dictator means an autocratic ruler with little political credibility, but with self-delusions of grandeur
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Alas, I intuit ultra-egocentric political officeholder Donald Trump utterly obstructs Biden’s win. I await the trial

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Scientists Destroyed a Nest of Murder Hornets. Here’s What They Learned.

(The New York Times)

The Republican ‘murder hornets’ nest is destroyed
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Horrid Trump’s beaten honestly - unrest is decreed

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A defeated Donald Trump has yet to concede, and he has the backing of his party. Here's why.

(Facebook)

A defeated Donald Trump has yet to concede, and he has the backing of his party
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Then stay and pray!! Good riddance to the hate-bent Lame-Duck headache! Piss off!

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US election: Trump's list of broken promises after four years as president

(The New Zealand Herald)

President Donald Trump's list of broken promises: 1. Repeal of the Affordable Care Act 2. Bring home all the American troops 3. Build a great wall 4. Broker peace between Israel and Palestine 5. Pursue infrastructure plan 6. Release my tax returns

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1. Rapscallion can sure disagree about millions of people without health insurance 2. Pretender falsely perpetrated proposal about war 3. Firm deterrent flabbergasts 4. Errant dreamer 5. Barefaced mental excuse 6. Unsportsmanlike bilker

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Felicitaciones’ for President-elect Joe Biden from Mexican president on hold

(KSAT 12)

Mexican President doesn’t congratulate ~ antagonistic ex-leader Trump on descent

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'Vulnerable to prosecution': When Trump leaves White House, presidential 'cloak of immunity' goes away

(USA Today)

The American President’s ‘cloak of immunity’ hasn’t disappeared
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Demand ethics - prosecute and imprison the Yank paterfamilias

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Stop the count! NZ’s Bird of the Year competition uncovers an unlikely fraud

(The New Daily)

New Zealand’s Bird of the Year vote fraud
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A featherbrained US dolt vowed a frenzy

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No modern presidential candidate has refused to concede. Here’s why that matters.

(National Geographic)

“The Republic will live. The institutions of our fathers are not to expire in shame. The sovereignty of the people shall be rescued from this peril and be re-established.” US Democratic presidential candidate Samuel Jones Tilden
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Trump’s this execrable deluded litiginous error-ridden foul nepotistic reptile. He, his absentee clotheshorse and all metastatic family apprentices must leave the White House in favor of honest liberal President Joe Biden

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Social media erupts after Trump's 'meltdown' speech

(Yahoo!)

“We are watching the unraveling of a naked emperor who, for the first time, is realising he’s standing in front of the world without any clothes” -Miss Randi Lee
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Trump denies he seems an irrational tweeting tyrant who will not concede for he is asserting high mail voting fraud. We fear fool needs a shrink forthwith.

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Host Alex Trebek Dies

(The San Francisco Chronicle)

Host Alex Trebek Dies
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Bloke, sad exit, eh? Rest.

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No modern presidential candidate has refused to concede. Here’s why that matters.

(National Geographic)

Yes, Trump has refused to concede
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Democracy set US free and he pouts

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‘You’re Fired’: Matt Drudge Brutally Roasts Trump Over 2020 Election Defeat

(Mediaite)

You’re fired ~ if you erred

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Joe Biden wins US election after four tumultuous years of Trump presidency

(The Guardian)

Joe Biden wins US election after four tumultuous years of Trump presidency
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Defeat's super! Rejoice! Now finally rid of one untrusty, impetuous brute scum!

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Trump Says Mail-In Voting Is a 'Corrupt System'

(Yahoo!)

‘Corrupt’ mail voting system
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Trump’s team losing victory
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Trump losing most veracity

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Why the Supreme Court probably won’t help Trump’s reelection fate

(Politico)

The US Supreme Court
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Rescue Trump? He’s out!

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Facebook bans ‘STOP THE STEAL’ group Trump allies were using to organize protests against vote counting

(Washington Post)

‘STOP THE STEAL’
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Let’s post hate

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Trump told one falsehood after another about the presidential race. Here are the facts.

(NBC News)

"If you count the legal votes, I easily win. If you count the illegal votes, they can try to steal the election from us," Trump claimed
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I comment, emote you’re such a telltale, stupendous, tetchy, teetotal liar! You’re such a chillingly offensive, vilifying twat too!

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Fact check: Trump delivers the most dishonest speech of his presidency as Biden closes in on victory

(CNN)

Trump delivers the most dishonest speech of his presidency as Biden closes in on victory
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Bloody scum's so drivel-sinister! The most con-fiendish psychopathic president ever seen!

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