Coronavirus: Donald Trump Jr tests positive for Covid-19

(The New Zealand Herald)

The eldest son of President Donald Trump tests positive for coronavirus
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IV Remdesivir for foul son, detested tosspot plutocrat, ardent phoniness

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Give Me Donald Trump’s Daily Schedule, Please

(Vanity Fair)

The President has no public events scheduled today
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Biden stunned sly hothead, stopped reclusive cheat

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Giuliani Is Said to Seek $20,000 a Day Payment for Trump Legal Work

(The New York Times)

President Trump's personal lawyer, Rudolph W. Giuliani
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Repugnant raw lump howls in dour lie-slippery tirades!

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'People may die' if Trump continues to obstruct handover, says Biden

(Brisbane Times)

'People may die' if Trump continues to obstruct handover, says President-elect Biden
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To decline/preempt transition of my US president can't ease trouble pushed by COVID

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Trump's election lawsuits plagued by elementary errors

(Journal Review)

“I've never seen an election lawyer handle a case as poorly as Mr Rudolph Giuliani has” said Rick Hasen
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Very humiliating aphasia, no ideas, very nonsensical earache, unrehearsed codswallop, lies rankle

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Donald Trump and The Definition of Insanity

(Medium)

“Donald Trump is the most severe case of (a Dictator Personality Disorder) I’ve seen in my career”
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Inane old Mr T mesmerises as a very paranoid sociopathic destroyer - deter destructive felon

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US election 2020: Biden takes Georgia to solidify victory

(BBC)

US election: Biden takes Georgia to solidify victory
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"I state it is beefy! Landslide over outgoing icy crook!"

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White House Press Secretary Kayleigh McEnany's bizarre Trump claim

(The New Zealand Herald)

White House Press Secretary Kayleigh McEnany
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Aargh, she’s a coy twinkle in Trump’s sere eye - yech!

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'Time will tell': Trump comes closest yet to admitting defeat

(The New Straits Times)

“When will you admit you lost the election, sir?” one reporter has asked the American President
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Idiot schemer totally created a pretense, an illusion he then won - is Trumpery, OK! He’s a weirdo

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New theory emerges on why Trump won't accept election loss

(Yahoo!)

People who exhibited this personality streak tended to be grandiose, competitive, dominant and have an “inflated positive self-image regarding their own skills, abilities, and attributes
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I think Trump’s a detested weirdo, a dim twit, overexaggerated, omnipotent, offensive, obstinate seething villain, is a belligerent elitist baboon, is a disliked philanderer and a psychopath

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How Trump Lost

(Mother Jones)

Donald Trump Lost
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Odd Poll Tantrums

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Kayleigh McEnany claims Trump will ‘attend his own inauguration’ on 20 January 2021

(The Independent)

President Trump says he "will attend his own inauguration"
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Duh, hint: transpires Dems won, you ill septuagenarian twit

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Noam Chomsky on Why Trump Is a Tinpot Dictator

(Art19)

A tinpot dictator means an autocratic ruler with little political credibility, but with self-delusions of grandeur
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Alas, I intuit ultra-egocentric political officeholder Donald Trump utterly obstructs Biden’s win. I await the trial

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Scientists Destroyed a Nest of Murder Hornets. Here’s What They Learned.

(The New York Times)

The Republican ‘murder hornets’ nest is destroyed
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Horrid Trump’s beaten honestly - unrest is decreed

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A defeated Donald Trump has yet to concede, and he has the backing of his party. Here's why.

(Facebook)

A defeated Donald Trump has yet to concede, and he has the backing of his party
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Then stay and pray!! Good riddance to the hate-bent Lame-Duck headache! Piss off!

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US election: Trump's list of broken promises after four years as president

(The New Zealand Herald)

President Donald Trump's list of broken promises: 1. Repeal of the Affordable Care Act 2. Bring home all the American troops 3. Build a great wall 4. Broker peace between Israel and Palestine 5. Pursue infrastructure plan 6. Release my tax returns

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1. Rapscallion can sure disagree about millions of people without health insurance 2. Pretender falsely perpetrated proposal about war 3. Firm deterrent flabbergasts 4. Errant dreamer 5. Barefaced mental excuse 6. Unsportsmanlike bilker

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Felicitaciones’ for President-elect Joe Biden from Mexican president on hold

(KSAT 12)

Mexican President doesn’t congratulate ~ antagonistic ex-leader Trump on descent

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'Vulnerable to prosecution': When Trump leaves White House, presidential 'cloak of immunity' goes away

(USA Today)

The American President’s ‘cloak of immunity’ hasn’t disappeared
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Demand ethics - prosecute and imprison the Yank paterfamilias

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Stop the count! NZ’s Bird of the Year competition uncovers an unlikely fraud

(The New Daily)

New Zealand’s Bird of the Year vote fraud
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A featherbrained US dolt vowed a frenzy

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No modern presidential candidate has refused to concede. Here’s why that matters.

(National Geographic)

“The Republic will live. The institutions of our fathers are not to expire in shame. The sovereignty of the people shall be rescued from this peril and be re-established.” US Democratic presidential candidate Samuel Jones Tilden
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Trump’s this execrable deluded litiginous error-ridden foul nepotistic reptile. He, his absentee clotheshorse and all metastatic family apprentices must leave the White House in favor of honest liberal President Joe Biden

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