Denmark to dig up thousands of dead mink after carcasses emerge from mass graves

(CNN)

Denmark to dig up thousands of dead mink after carcasses emerge from mass graves
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Easter!? Grave moods, a dark past. Mummified stench reeks. Damn ground gas scares off.

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Melania Trump reveals Christmas display at White House

(The New Zealand Herald)

"America the Beautiful" Christmas display in the White House
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Trump’s chic wife Melania hates Yuletide brouhaha - “It’s shite!”

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Dave Prowse: Darth Vader actor dies aged 85

(BBC)

British actor David Prowse has died
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His epic obit - was sordid Darth Vader

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Austrian village of 'Fucking' decides to change its name

(Deutsche Welle)

Austrian village of 'Fucking' decides to change its name ~ to a less acclaimed, inauthentic, faked version - ‘Fugging’

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Unexplained metal monolith discovered in remote area of Utah's Red Rock Country

(USA Today)

The strange metal monolith was found in the Red Rock desert, Utah
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Oh, what strong infernal heathens made odd totem-like structure?

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Diego Maradona obituary: ‘I did not cheat - it was cunning, craftiness’

(The Week)

Diego Maradona has left the universal football pitch permanently
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“I’m apt at the infamous errant prehensile ‘Hand of God’ volleyball act!”

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Crested Rats Can Kill With Their Poisonous Fur

(LiveScience)

Crested Rats Can Kill With Their Poisonous Fur
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its trick repulses other wild fauna. (No ostrich!)

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Bay Area has the most expensive ZIP codes in the US

(Silicon Valley Business Journal)

Bay Area has the most expensive ZIP codes in the US
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Ah, those zippy bid costs mean heavier taxes ensue

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Remarks by President Trump on the Economy

(The Washington Post)

The Dow Jones Industrial Average - “That’s a sacred number,” the idiotic American President Trump crowed
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Mr Joe Biden wept, aware US COVID deaths are considered manslaughter - impeach nutter, indict traitors!

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Trump 'congratulates' his country, doesn't mention concession

(The New Zealand Herald)

“I just want to congratulate the people of this country because there are no people like you” said Donald Trump
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Eureka! Um, reputedly a part concession too. Applause for Joe - he won the blatantly disputed election outright!

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Duchess Meghan Reveals She Had Miscarriage

(National Public Radio)

Duchess Meghan Reveals She Had Miscarriage
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Gad, she's sad, Archie's mum, revealing her aches.

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Japanese town deploys 'Monster Wolf' robots to deter wild bears

(CNN)
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Japanese town deploys 'Monster Wolf' robots to deter the wild bears
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Job needs (it's not a toy): 1. Stand; 2. Resemble werewolf; 3. Spot predator; 4. Howl

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Key government agency acknowledges Biden's win and begins formal transition

(CNN)
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The General Services Administration
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Mr T’s enraged lies achieve transition

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Trump calls on GOP state legislatures to overturn election results

(Politico)

Trump calls on GOP state legislatures to overturn election results
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Total lunatic struggles on! Most corrupt ill POTUS stealer ever seen!

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Trump Is One of the Worst Leaders on Earth, According to the Rest of the World

(Vice)

Here are Some of the Worst Dictators of the Modern Age 1. Adolf Hitler 2. Josef Stalin 3. Mao Tse Tung 4. King Leopold II 5. Idi Amin Dada 6. Robert Mugabe 7. Pol Pot 8. Saddam Hussein 9. Kim Il-Sung 10. Donald Trump

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1. Killed millions of Jews 2. Top Russian 3. Millions died 4. Belgium 5. Uganda - utter gangster 6. President 7. Cambodia - no reformist 8. That hoodlum 9. North Korea 10. MAGA imposter - fat hotheaded oaf deposed

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It's back to business for Trump, the 'King of Debt'

(Stuff.co.nz)

“Imagine a Mad Max landscape of irritated cannibal mutants picking at the bones of a dying empire. That's Trump's future“
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Think camp orange-faced dummy Mel Gibson as enigmatic fat ex-POTUS and hip, fit Tina Turner as a rabid Melania T - sputter!

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Get Black Mayonnaise Out

(The Street Journal)

Get Black Mayonnaise Out
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alas, been icky mutant goo

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Company debunks conspiracy theory that its server showed a landslide for Trump

(CNN)

“President Trump has won the US election by a landslide”
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Bad lies, untruths and tweets online misled a prophecy

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Coronavirus: Donald Trump Jr tests positive for Covid-19

(The New Zealand Herald)

The eldest son of President Donald Trump tests positive for coronavirus
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IV Remdesivir for foul son, detested tosspot plutocrat, ardent phoniness

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Give Me Donald Trump’s Daily Schedule, Please

(Vanity Fair)

The President has no public events scheduled today
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Biden stunned sly hothead, stopped reclusive cheat

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