Melania Trump just wants to go home

(CNN)

Melania Trump just wants to go home
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A ma uptown mourns - get a jet! Him? Lost!

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On record day for covid-19 deaths, Trump falsely proclaims at packed Hanukkah party, "We're going to win this election."

(Washington Post)

On record day for covid-nineteen deaths, Trump falsely proclaims at packed Hanukkah party, 'We're going to win this election'.
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Deep in a world of inane fantasy, a chronically petty, power-demented, ogreish Lame Duck viperous crook, can't think straight!

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Letters to Santa reveal the toll the pandemic is taking on kids

(CNN)

Letters to Santa reveal the toll the pandemic is taking on kids
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Dear Santa,
I'm little songster Chloe. I'd love a pet kitten!
Thanks!

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Elon Musk Moves to Texas, Takes Jab at Silicon Valley

(The Wall Street Journal)

Elon Musk Moves to Texas, Takes Jab at Silicon Valley
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All talk. A lot! A vast jobs event - Musk's eye is on Mexico...
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Love less taxes! Jovial Alamo mutiny. Token setbacks.

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Fact-checking the craziest news conference of the Trump Presidency

(Washington Post)
Embed from Getty Images

Melissa Carone
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Lies On Cameras

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Melania’s tennis pavilion and other White House makeovers

(BBC)

Melania's tennis pavilion and other White House makeovers
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Hah! Vain, inane amusements while peons toil, starve or die, OK!

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Biden picks retired general Lloyd Austin

(Politico)

Biden picks retired general Lloyd Austin
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Superior black general did end it in style

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Federal judge dismisses Sidney Powell lawsuit that sought to overturn Trump loss in Georgia

(CNBC)

Federal judge dismisses Sidney Powell lawsuit that sought to overturn Trump loss in Georgia
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Just to protest, this gruesome woman and gross old Rudy Giuliani, spew the ugliest false drivel!

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Asteroid Ryugu Sample Collected in Space and Delivered to Earth

(SciTechDaily)

Asteroid Ryugu Sample Collected in Space and Delivered to Earth
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Early, odd galactic Christmas present, dude - top valued, eerie Noel!

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Mary Trump on President Trump’s Election Conspiracy Theories

Trump’s election theories
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O, the supreme inciter lost

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Denmark to dig up thousands of dead mink after carcasses emerge from mass graves

(CNN)

Denmark to dig up thousands of dead mink after carcasses emerge from mass graves
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Easter!? Grave moods, a dark past. Mummified stench reeks. Damn ground gas scares off.

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Melania Trump reveals Christmas display at White House

(The New Zealand Herald)

"America the Beautiful" Christmas display in the White House
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Trump’s chic wife Melania hates Yuletide brouhaha - “It’s shite!”

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Dave Prowse: Darth Vader actor dies aged 85

(BBC)

British actor David Prowse has died
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His epic obit - was sordid Darth Vader

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Austrian village of 'Fucking' decides to change its name

(Deutsche Welle)

Austrian village of 'Fucking' decides to change its name ~ to a less acclaimed, inauthentic, faked version - ‘Fugging’

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Unexplained metal monolith discovered in remote area of Utah's Red Rock Country

(USA Today)

The strange metal monolith was found in the Red Rock desert, Utah
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Oh, what strong infernal heathens made odd totem-like structure?

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Diego Maradona obituary: ‘I did not cheat - it was cunning, craftiness’

(The Week)

Diego Maradona has left the universal football pitch permanently
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“I’m apt at the infamous errant prehensile ‘Hand of God’ volleyball act!”

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Crested Rats Can Kill With Their Poisonous Fur

(LiveScience)

Crested Rats Can Kill With Their Poisonous Fur
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its trick repulses other wild fauna. (No ostrich!)

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Image: Kevin Deacon / Wikimedia

Bay Area has the most expensive ZIP codes in the US

(Silicon Valley Business Journal)

Bay Area has the most expensive ZIP codes in the US
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Ah, those zippy bid costs mean heavier taxes ensue

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Remarks by President Trump on the Economy

(The Washington Post)

The Dow Jones Industrial Average - “That’s a sacred number,” the idiotic American President Trump crowed
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Mr Joe Biden wept, aware US COVID deaths are considered manslaughter - impeach nutter, indict traitors!

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Trump 'congratulates' his country, doesn't mention concession

(The New Zealand Herald)

“I just want to congratulate the people of this country because there are no people like you” said Donald Trump
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Eureka! Um, reputedly a part concession too. Applause for Joe - he won the blatantly disputed election outright!

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