GOP Senator Says 'Country First' as Electoral College to Meet

(Bloomberg)

GOP Senator Says 'Country First' as Electoral College to Meet
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So yell it close to Trump's nasty ego-rotten glare-coarse face!

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Image: Amaury Laporte

Treasure Washes Up on Venezuela’s Shore

(The New York Times)

Treasure Washes Up on Venezuela’s Shore
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unshaven use sheer zeal, swoop treasure

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Image: Stig Nygaard

Donald Trump to be 'one of the worst' presidents in history, say 42 percent of Americans

(Newshub)

Donald Trump to be 'one of the worst' presidents in history
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Stupidest twit, nonprofessional tyro, dethroned hombre

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Image: Amaury Laporte

Jerrold M. Post, Specialist in Political Psychology, Dies

(The New York Times)

Jerrold M. Post, Specialist in Political Psychology and an author, dies
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So, analysed loopy politicos - Trump (griper), Clinton (lech), Sadat, jihadis

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Biden and Harris named Time's Person of the Year

(BBC)

Time unveils the Persons of the Year: Biden and Harris
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Doyen, heroine. Banish fiend Trump, arrest the vile ass!

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Ivanka Trump ‘Not Wanted’ posters appear across New York City

(The Independent)

Two ardent pests on ~ Not Wanted posters = Two star deponents

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Melania Trump just wants to go home

(CNN)

Melania Trump just wants to go home
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A ma uptown mourns - get a jet! Him? Lost!

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On record day for covid-19 deaths, Trump falsely proclaims at packed Hanukkah party, "We're going to win this election."

(Washington Post)

On record day for covid-nineteen deaths, Trump falsely proclaims at packed Hanukkah party, 'We're going to win this election'.
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Deep in a world of inane fantasy, a chronically petty, power-demented, ogreish Lame Duck viperous crook, can't think straight!

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Image: Zach Korb

Letters to Santa reveal the toll the pandemic is taking on kids

(CNN)

Letters to Santa reveal the toll the pandemic is taking on kids
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Dear Santa,
I'm little songster Chloe. I'd love a pet kitten!
Thanks!

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Elon Musk Moves to Texas, Takes Jab at Silicon Valley

(The Wall Street Journal)

Elon Musk Moves to Texas, Takes Jab at Silicon Valley
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All talk. A lot! A vast jobs event - Musk's eye is on Mexico...
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Love less taxes! Jovial Alamo mutiny. Token setbacks.

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Image: Thomas Hawk

Fact-checking the craziest news conference of the Trump Presidency

(Washington Post)
Embed from Getty Images

Melissa Carone
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Lies On Cameras

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Melania’s tennis pavilion and other White House makeovers

(BBC)

Melania's tennis pavilion and other White House makeovers
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Hah! Vain, inane amusements while peons toil, starve or die, OK!

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Biden picks retired general Lloyd Austin

(Politico)

Biden picks retired general Lloyd Austin
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Superior black general did end it in style

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Federal judge dismisses Sidney Powell lawsuit that sought to overturn Trump loss in Georgia

(CNBC)

Federal judge dismisses Sidney Powell lawsuit that sought to overturn Trump loss in Georgia
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Just to protest, this gruesome woman and gross old Rudy Giuliani, spew the ugliest false drivel!

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Asteroid Ryugu Sample Collected in Space and Delivered to Earth

(SciTechDaily)

Asteroid Ryugu Sample Collected in Space and Delivered to Earth
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Early, odd galactic Christmas present, dude - top valued, eerie Noel!

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Mary Trump on President Trump’s Election Conspiracy Theories

Trump’s election theories
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O, the supreme inciter lost

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Denmark to dig up thousands of dead mink after carcasses emerge from mass graves

(CNN)

Denmark to dig up thousands of dead mink after carcasses emerge from mass graves
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Easter!? Grave moods, a dark past. Mummified stench reeks. Damn ground gas scares off.

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Image: Becca Tyler

Melania Trump reveals Christmas display at White House

(The New Zealand Herald)

"America the Beautiful" Christmas display in the White House
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Trump’s chic wife Melania hates Yuletide brouhaha - “It’s shite!”

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Dave Prowse: Darth Vader actor dies aged 85

(BBC)

British actor David Prowse has died
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His epic obit - was sordid Darth Vader

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Austrian village of 'Fucking' decides to change its name

(Deutsche Welle)

Austrian village of 'Fucking' decides to change its name ~ to a less acclaimed, inauthentic, faked version - ‘Fugging’

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