(CNBC)
The Electoral College is voting to cement Joe Biden's victory over Trump = Elect moving choice over a vilest, jeering, rotten-to-petty, cold loser bum.
(CNN)
A filter made for astronaut urine could soon be providing drinking water on Earth = Uh, I don't want to drink astronaut urine! No go. Cold lemonade? Brrr... is pee-giver affair!
(The New York Times)
Jerrold M. Post, Specialist in Political Psychology and an author, dies = So, analysed loopy politicos - Trump (griper), Clinton (lech), Sadat, jihadis
(Washington Post)
On record day for covid-nineteen deaths, Trump falsely proclaims at packed Hanukkah party, 'We're going to win this election'. = Deep in a world of inane fantasy, a chronically petty, power-demented, ogreish Lame Duck viperous crook, can't think straight!
(The Wall Street Journal)
Elon Musk Moves to Texas, Takes Jab at Silicon Valley = All talk. A lot! A vast jobs event - Musk's eye is on Mexico... = Love less taxes! Jovial Alamo mutiny. Token setbacks.
(CNBC)
Federal judge dismisses Sidney Powell lawsuit that sought to overturn Trump loss in Georgia = Just to protest, this gruesome woman and gross old Rudy Giuliani, spew the ugliest false drivel!