Hawaii residents told to stay home as Kilauea volcano erupts

(CNN)

Hawaii residents told to stay home as Kilauea volcano erupts
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Sky, rain, sea. Hot lava, ash, pumice and sterile soot, too. A wilt due.

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As end approaches, Trump gets doses of flattery, finality

(ABC News)

As end approaches, Trump gets doses of flattery, finality
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Fact: GOP's fatty "Dear Leader" suns himself on potty praise!

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The first Canadian astronaut

(Reuters)

The first Canadian astronaut ~ can start shared infatuation

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Suboptimal US Response to COVID-19 Despite Robust Capabilities and Resources

(JAMA)

Some Nations Battling COVID Infection 1. The United States of America 2. Sweden 3. Italy 4. China 5. Australia 6. United Kingdom

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1. Fucked 2. Tried herd immunity - a debacle 3. Devastation 4. Stonewalling causation 5. Hesitation 6. Nation’s stigma Confine it!

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Image: Marco Verch

Japan's Pajama Suit helps teleworkers look good for Zoom calls

(Reuters)

Japan's Pajama Suit helps teleworkers look good for Zoom calls
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A promo shows snooze apparel just like all good formal jackets.

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The Electoral College is voting to cement Joe Biden's victory over Trump

(CNBC)

The Electoral College is voting to cement Joe Biden's victory over Trump
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Elect moving choice over a vilest, jeering, rotten-to-petty, cold loser bum.

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The US election and the age of dreampolitik

(The New York Times)

The US elections and the age of Dreampolitik
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Hotheaded ace felon Trump seeks litigation

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Image: Jeff Gates

A filter made for astronaut urine could soon be providing drinking water on Earth

(CNN)

A filter made for astronaut urine could soon be providing drinking water on Earth
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Uh, I don't want to drink astronaut urine! No go. Cold lemonade? Brrr... is pee-giver affair!

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GOP Senator Says 'Country First' as Electoral College to Meet

(Bloomberg)

GOP Senator Says 'Country First' as Electoral College to Meet
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So yell it close to Trump's nasty ego-rotten glare-coarse face!

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Treasure Washes Up on Venezuela’s Shore

(The New York Times)

Treasure Washes Up on Venezuela’s Shore
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unshaven use sheer zeal, swoop treasure

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Donald Trump to be 'one of the worst' presidents in history, say 42 percent of Americans

(Newshub)

Donald Trump to be 'one of the worst' presidents in history
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Stupidest twit, nonprofessional tyro, dethroned hombre

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Image: Amaury Laporte

Jerrold M. Post, Specialist in Political Psychology, Dies

(The New York Times)

Jerrold M. Post, Specialist in Political Psychology and an author, dies
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So, analysed loopy politicos - Trump (griper), Clinton (lech), Sadat, jihadis

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Biden and Harris named Time's Person of the Year

(BBC)

Time unveils the Persons of the Year: Biden and Harris
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Doyen, heroine. Banish fiend Trump, arrest the vile ass!

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Ivanka Trump ‘Not Wanted’ posters appear across New York City

(The Independent)

Two ardent pests on ~ Not Wanted posters = Two star deponents

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Melania Trump just wants to go home

(CNN)

Melania Trump just wants to go home
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A ma uptown mourns - get a jet! Him? Lost!

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On record day for covid-19 deaths, Trump falsely proclaims at packed Hanukkah party, "We're going to win this election."

(Washington Post)

On record day for covid-nineteen deaths, Trump falsely proclaims at packed Hanukkah party, 'We're going to win this election'.
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Deep in a world of inane fantasy, a chronically petty, power-demented, ogreish Lame Duck viperous crook, can't think straight!

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Image: Zach Korb

Letters to Santa reveal the toll the pandemic is taking on kids

(CNN)

Letters to Santa reveal the toll the pandemic is taking on kids
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Dear Santa,
I'm little songster Chloe. I'd love a pet kitten!
Thanks!

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Elon Musk Moves to Texas, Takes Jab at Silicon Valley

(The Wall Street Journal)

Elon Musk Moves to Texas, Takes Jab at Silicon Valley
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All talk. A lot! A vast jobs event - Musk's eye is on Mexico...
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Love less taxes! Jovial Alamo mutiny. Token setbacks.

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Fact-checking the craziest news conference of the Trump Presidency

(Washington Post)
Embed from Getty Images

Melissa Carone
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Lies On Cameras

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Melania’s tennis pavilion and other White House makeovers

(BBC)

Melania's tennis pavilion and other White House makeovers
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Hah! Vain, inane amusements while peons toil, starve or die, OK!

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