Is Dairy Farming Cruel to Cows?

(The New York Times)

Is Dairy Farming Cruel to Cows?
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Grimy cow, calf. Sad routine, sir!

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US Secret Service codenames selected for Presidents, Vice Presidents and their family members

Some of the US Secret Service codenames selected for Presidents, Vice Presidents and their family members: 1. Biden 2. Harris 3. Trump 4. Melania 5. Ivanka 6. Pence 7. Clinton 8. Hillary 9. Chelsea 10. Reagan 11. Obama 12. Michelle 13. Sasha 14. Kennedy 15. Ford 16. George H.W. Bush 17. George W. Bush 18. Carter 19. Agnew 20. Gore

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VIPs’ strange, daft, harsh, bombastic (Mr T’s insane he feels cheated), highly comedic nicknames: 1. Celtic 2. Pioneer 3. Mogul 4. Muse 5. Marvel 6. Hoosier 7. Eagle 8. Evergreen 9. Energy 10. Rawhide 11. Renegade 12. Renaissance 13. Rosebud 14. Lancer 15. Passkey 16. Timberwolf 17. Tumbler 18. Deacon 19. Pathfinder 20. Sawhorse

Anagram: Julian Lofts
Image: Thomas Hawk

Fed Judge Says 'Criminal' Trump Only Pardons Republicans, Child Murderer Or Turkey

(Newsweek)

"It's not surprising that a criminal like Trump pardons other criminals," senior United States District Federal Judge Robert Pratt of the Southern District of Iowa said on Tuesday. "But apparently to get a pardon, one has to be either a Republican, a convicted child murderer or a turkey."
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That apish tyrant relished absolution of turpitude: Roger Stone, Paul Manafort, Charles Kushner, Blackwater security contractors in penitentiaries. The horrid megalomaniac, purporting to be POTUS, subverted and jeopardised democracy. It isn’t adult, I find it is retarded, I retort!

Anagram: Julian Lofts
Image: Alex McCrae

French fashion designer Pierre Cardin dies, aged 98

(The New Zealand Herald)

The fashion designer Pierre Cardin
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Pioneering thread franchiser dies

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Eminent Chomsky Says Trump a 'Sociopathic Megalomaniac'

(Common Dreams)

Four years with an unhinged 'Sociopathic Megalomaniac' in power
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Legacy of paranoiac, Trump, incriminated in heinous hogwash woe.

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Image: Powell Burns

Hilaria Baldwin admits fake Spanish accent, real name

(Eminetra)

What's the most risible Hispanic edition of Blackface?
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So meet Hilaria Baldwin, accept it is kibosh, then scoff

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Image: Joella Marano

Grim milestone: 1 in 1,000 Americans dead from COVID-19; US surpasses 19 million case

(ABC12)

A grim Coronavirus data milestone for the United States has been reached
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One in a thousand dead is most abhorrent, it’s accelerative - fear the germ, US!

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Image: Travis Wise

Nashville Christmas Bomber

(USA Today)

Nashville Christmas Bomber
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Loner, he blabs, harms victims

Anagram: Russ Atkinson
Image: Ninian Reid

Emergency crews sing 'Happy Birthday' to Dr. Fauci

(NBC News)

Our best wishes to the octogenarian Doctor Anthony Fauci
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But who? Fantastic US hero, a geriatric doyen - oho, no contest!

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Don't Tell Your Kids About Santa

(Friendly Atheist)

Don't Tell Your Kids About Santa
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Look, it's undoubtedly Satan. Rat!
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Look out, standard but nasty lie!

Anagrams: Russ Atkinson, Aronas Pinchas
Image: Gary Watts

It Was All A Lie by Stuart Stevens

Santa Claus rescued from power lines while making parachute candy deliver

(WFLA)

Santa Claus rescued from power lines while making parachute candy delivery
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Rudolph's new name? Sparky! "I feel ashamed..." Wiry voltages incur a cruel accident.

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Trump goes on a rampage with pardons, veto threats and Covid denial

(CNN)

Snide Trump approves ~ presumptive pardons

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Image: Duncan C

Hawaii residents told to stay home as Kilauea volcano erupts

(CNN)

Hawaii residents told to stay home as Kilauea volcano erupts
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Sky, rain, sea. Hot lava, ash, pumice and sterile soot, too. A wilt due.

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Image: Ninian Reid

As end approaches, Trump gets doses of flattery, finality

(ABC News)

As end approaches, Trump gets doses of flattery, finality
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Fact: GOP's fatty "Dear Leader" suns himself on potty praise!

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Image: FolsomNatural

The first Canadian astronaut

(Reuters)

The first Canadian astronaut ~ can start shared infatuation

Anagram: Russ Atkinson
Image: NASA Johnson

Suboptimal US Response to COVID-19 Despite Robust Capabilities and Resources

(JAMA)

Some Nations Battling COVID Infection 1. The United States of America 2. Sweden 3. Italy 4. China 5. Australia 6. United Kingdom

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1. Fucked 2. Tried herd immunity - a debacle 3. Devastation 4. Stonewalling causation 5. Hesitation 6. Nation’s stigma Confine it!

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Image: Marco Verch

Japan's Pajama Suit helps teleworkers look good for Zoom calls

(Reuters)

Japan's Pajama Suit helps teleworkers look good for Zoom calls
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A promo shows snooze apparel just like all good formal jackets.

Anagram: Dharam
Image: Asamblea Nacional

The Electoral College is voting to cement Joe Biden's victory over Trump

(CNBC)

The Electoral College is voting to cement Joe Biden's victory over Trump
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Elect moving choice over a vilest, jeering, rotten-to-petty, cold loser bum.

Anagram: Maurice Goddard
Image: Jeff Gates

The US election and the age of dreampolitik

(The New York Times)

The US elections and the age of Dreampolitik
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Hotheaded ace felon Trump seeks litigation

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Image: Jeff Gates