Trump explodes at Nixon comparisons as he prepares to leave office

(CNN)

Trump explodes at Nixon comparisons as he prepares to leave office
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Oh! Vile temper exposes exasperated mania! Corrupt loon can "PISS OFF!"

Anagram: Maurice Goddard
Image: Stan Wiechers

Ben & Jerry’s calls for Trump’s removal after Capitol riots, urges 25th Amendment be invoked

(Fox 13)

Buckets of Ben and Jerry's New Trump Ice Cream - Huh...? LOL!
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Reflects news, Mr. "Double Impeach, Chunky Rear, Nut Job"

Anagram: Steve Allison
Image: Jeff Gates

Rudy Giuliani Loses Honorary Degree From Middlebury College in Capitol Riot's Aftermath

(Newsweek)

Rudy Giuliani Loses Honorary Degree From Middlebury College in Capitol Riot's Aftermath
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Sod a sheer fool! Dirty lying rogue aided megalomaniac Trump's utterly horrific rebellion!

Anagram: Maurice Goddard
Image: Powell Burns

What Should We Call the Sixth of January?

(The New Yorker)

What Should We Call the Sixth of January?
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WTF Day. Uh, well also: Hate, Hurt, Chaos & Jinx...

Anagram: Steve Allison
Image: Jeff Gates

Trump Takes A Last Look At His Border Wall As Congress Considers Impeachment

(National Public Radio)

Trump Takes A Last Look At His Border Wall As Congress Considers Impeachment
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Good lad!? The wall can't keep back prosecutors & harassers, Mr T. A loss is imminent.

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Image: Chris Beckett

Two Capitol Police officers suspended; ten more under investigation

(CNN)

Two Capitol Police officers suspended; ten more under investigation
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Cops were too unfit; caused sedition. "Cripple government!" No, it's failed.

Anagram: Russ Atkinson
Image: Tim Evanson

Chad Wolf has resigned as acting secretary for the Homeland Security Department

(The New York Times)

Chad Wolf has resigned as acting secretary for the Homeland Security Department
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"Secret" man (a wolf in sheep's clothing): "Mad scary guy threatened - Fired! Charred toast!"

Anagram: Steve Allison
Image: US Embassy Panama

Split in two: magicians to celebrate 100 years of sawing people in half

(The Guardian)

Magicians to celebrate one hundred years of sawing people in half
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An alarmingly realistic epic bondage - no-one suffers death, we hope!

Anagram: Julian Lofts
Image: VSPYCC

QAnon Believers Were Part Of Mob That Stormed The Capitol

(BuzzFeed)

Conspiracy theory
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A hypnotic sorcery
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Sycophancy rioter

Anagram: Pamela
Image: Chad Davis

‘Trump blows up US democracy’: the world watches on in horror

(The Guardian)

“Trump blows up American democracy. A day that will go down in history. A president to be thrown in the dustbin of history,” says South American political commentator Eliane Cantanhede
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A coup d’etat stunt in the Capitol by domestic terrorists and macho counterforces who worship and obey an amoral, mentally ill bigot, a naysayer who didn’t win. Impeach him! Entertain us!

Anagram: Julian Lofts
Image: Backbone Campaign

Donald Trump awards Annika Sorenstam, Gary Player Presidential Medal of Freedom

(INSERT_NEWSPAPER_NAME)

Three of the US Presidential Medal of Freedom recipients today
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I seethe for addled Trump prefers to deify ‘Hole in one’ catamites

Anagram: Julian Lofts
Image: Mike Licht

President Trump Confirms He Will Not Attend President-elect Biden's Inauguration

(Town & Country)

President Trump confirms he will not attend Biden's inauguration
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Mad funambulist plotting another insurrection/predestined win

Anagram: Julian Lofts
Image: TheTurducken

Trump's desperate attempt to save his imploding presidency

(CNN)

Trump's desperate attempt to save his imploding presidency
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Press: Dignity and respect are lost. Past time to dump him! Veep?

Anagram: Dharam
Image: TheTurducken

Calls intensify to remove Trump from office even as he acknowledges ‘a new administration’

(Washington Post)

Calls intensify to remove Trump from presidential office
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Effective immediately for insurrection plots from plans

Anagram: Julian Lofts
Image: IoSonoUnaFotoCamera

Jack Ma disappears from his own talent show

(Financial Times)

Mister Ma disappears from his own Chinese reality talent show
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He worships fame. Honestly, it’s a crime. Was maltreated in prison

Anagram: Julian Lofts
Image: Paul Kagame

Pastor’s battle with two great white sharks is heaven sent

(USA Today)

Pastor’s battle with two great white sharks is heaven sent
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Eek! Theater & higher vows: Pastor's battle with Satan's twins!

Anagram: Steve Allison
Image: Nathan Rupert

Trump supporters to hold rally in US Capital on Jan 6 to protest election result

(Business World)

The BIG Protest Rally in Washington, DC: Stop The Steal!
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Let’s thwart the psycho loser plotting against Biden

Anagram: Julian Lofts
Image: Blink O'fanaye

‘Trump blows up US democracy’: the world watches on in horror

(The Guardian)

“Trump blows up American democracy. A day that will go down in history. A president to be thrown in the dustbin of history,” says South American political commentator Eliane Cantanhede
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A coup d’etat stunt in the Capitol by domestic terrorists and macho counterforces who worship and obey an amoral, mentally ill bigot, a naysayer who didn’t win. Impeach him! Entertain us!

Anagram: Julian Lofts
Image: Mike Finn

Is Dairy Farming Cruel to Cows?

(The New York Times)

Is Dairy Farming Cruel to Cows?
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Grimy cow, calf. Sad routine, sir!

Anagram: Steve Allison

US Secret Service codenames selected for Presidents, Vice Presidents and their family members

Some of the US Secret Service codenames selected for Presidents, Vice Presidents and their family members: 1. Biden 2. Harris 3. Trump 4. Melania 5. Ivanka 6. Pence 7. Clinton 8. Hillary 9. Chelsea 10. Reagan 11. Obama 12. Michelle 13. Sasha 14. Kennedy 15. Ford 16. George H.W. Bush 17. George W. Bush 18. Carter 19. Agnew 20. Gore

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VIPs’ strange, daft, harsh, bombastic (Mr T’s insane he feels cheated), highly comedic nicknames: 1. Celtic 2. Pioneer 3. Mogul 4. Muse 5. Marvel 6. Hoosier 7. Eagle 8. Evergreen 9. Energy 10. Rawhide 11. Renegade 12. Renaissance 13. Rosebud 14. Lancer 15. Passkey 16. Timberwolf 17. Tumbler 18. Deacon 19. Pathfinder 20. Sawhorse

Anagram: Julian Lofts
Image: Thomas Hawk