Toys 'R' Us Closes All Again

(CNN)

Toys 'R' Us Closes All Again
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loss years causing a toll

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Image: Mike Kalasnik

wo Proud Boys members indicted for conspiracy in US Capitol riots

(CNBC)

Two Proud Boys members indicted for conspiracy in US Capitol riots
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Cops so claim proof: Boys aided worst insurrection incited by Trump!

Anagram: Maurice Goddard
Image: Chad Davis

Mayor Aims to Turn Small Town Into QAnon, USA

(The Daily Beast)

Mayor Aims to Turn Small Town Into QAnon, USA
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A stunt? No, monitors anonymous Q: "Martial law!"

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Image: Marc Nozell

Trump's legal battles: How six cases may play out

(BBC)

Deposed President Donald Trump's legal battles: How six cases may play out 1. The hush-money allegations 2. The tax and bank fraud investigation 3. The real-estate fraud investigation 4. The emoluments cases 5. The sexual misconduct lawsuits 6. The Mary Trump lawsuit

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Guilty thanks to utmost slyness, theft, undue nonsense 1. Sex with Stormy Daniels 2. Tough sceptical Manhattan DA attests that ape paid low tax sum 3. To over/under value properties 4. Illegal but largely academic 5. Defamation, sexual abuse 6. Hmm, she was disinherited

Anagram: Julian Lofts
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Definitions of Trump

Definitions of Trump: Noun 1. (in bridge, whist, and similar card games) a playing card of the suit chosen to rank above the others, which can win a trick where a card of a different suit has been led. 2. a valuable resource that may be used, especially as a surprise, in order to gain an advantage. 3. a helpful or admirable person. Verb 4. (in bridge, whist, and similar card games) play a trump on (a card of another suit). 5. surpass (something) by saying or doing something better.

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1. worst, most embarrassing, corrupt and anti-democratic President in history - a haemorroid on the arse of the US 2. a self-serving conman, a fibber, a cheat, a defrauder, a dullard and a fruitcake who believes in wappenshawing 3. a malignant narcissist with vile orange fake tan/combover, surrounded by egregious sycophants/pals 4. steady Mr Biden fairly beats begrudging nepotistic megalomaniac - HURRAH! 5. disappeared in the dustbin of history - HALLELUIAH!

Anagram: Julian Lofts
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'Welcome Back America': Newspapers around the world react to Biden's inauguration

(CNN)

'Welcome Back America': Newspapers around the world react to Biden's inauguration
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All concur, to be rid cantankerous angrier manic baddie Trump was a sweet "Whoopee"!!!

Anagram: Maurice Goddard
Image: Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff

Wall Street hits record high with Biden swear-in

(Yahoo!)

Wall Street hits record high with Biden swear-in
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Traders' third win; white-hot shares blew ceiling
(third win: Dow, S&P, and Nasdaq)

Anagram: Russ Atkinson
Image: Geoff Livingston

US youth poet Amanda Gorman

(CNN)

US youth poet Amanda Gorman
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You're on a path, madam. Go nuts!

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Image: Peter Stevens

Biden Says Trump Left Him A ‘Very Generous’ Letter—But Offers No Clues To What It Might Say

(Forbes)

Biden Says Trump Left Him A ‘Very Generous’ Letter—But Offers No Clues To What It Might Say
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Haha POTUS,
Less bigly win. Covfefe?
Regards,
Your most bitter hateful nuttiest enemy,
Mr T

Biden Says Trump Left Him A ‘Very Generous’ Letter--But Offers No Clues To What It Might Say
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The vultures fret I'm using a hasty subtle poison. Easy memorable effect. Worth trying. -DT

Anagram: Julian Lofts, Dharam
Image: Ron Cogswell

Donald Trump plans to end his presidency at Mar-a-Lago as Biden takes oath

(USA Today)

Donald Trump plans to end his presidency at Mar-a-Lago as Biden takes oath
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It appals! Decadent angry blood-on-his-hands POTUS retreats like a madman!

Anagram: Maurice Goddard
Image: Miki Jourdan

Operation Warp Speed crashes bigly

(Politico)

Operation Warp Speed crashes bigly
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Hey, gal, proper process awaits Biden

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Image: outtacontext

Franklin Graham Compares ten Republicans Who Voted to Impeach Trump to Betrayal of Christ

(Newsweek)

Franklin Graham Compares ten Republicans Who Voted to Impeach Trump to Betrayal of Christ
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F**K CRAP! The loyalists to the venom-abhorrent brute-macho maniac Trump are flipping cowards!

Anagram: Maurice Goddard
Image: Ninian Reid

Alexey Navalny detained on return to Russia

(CNN)

Alexey Navalny detained on return to Russia
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Never say nyet! National leader (turd), anxious.

Anagram: Russ Atkinson
Image: Denis Mironov

Trump explodes at Nixon comparisons as he prepares to leave office

(CNN)

Trump explodes at Nixon comparisons as he prepares to leave office
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Oh! Vile temper exposes exasperated mania! Corrupt loon can "PISS OFF!"

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Image: Stan Wiechers

Ben & Jerry’s calls for Trump’s removal after Capitol riots, urges 25th Amendment be invoked

(Fox 13)

Buckets of Ben and Jerry's New Trump Ice Cream - Huh...? LOL!
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Reflects news, Mr. "Double Impeach, Chunky Rear, Nut Job"

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Image: Jeff Gates

Rudy Giuliani Loses Honorary Degree From Middlebury College in Capitol Riot's Aftermath

(Newsweek)

Rudy Giuliani Loses Honorary Degree From Middlebury College in Capitol Riot's Aftermath
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Sod a sheer fool! Dirty lying rogue aided megalomaniac Trump's utterly horrific rebellion!

Anagram: Maurice Goddard
Image: Powell Burns

What Should We Call the Sixth of January?

(The New Yorker)

What Should We Call the Sixth of January?
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WTF Day. Uh, well also: Hate, Hurt, Chaos & Jinx...

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Image: Jeff Gates

Trump Takes A Last Look At His Border Wall As Congress Considers Impeachment

(National Public Radio)

Trump Takes A Last Look At His Border Wall As Congress Considers Impeachment
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Good lad!? The wall can't keep back prosecutors & harassers, Mr T. A loss is imminent.

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Image: Chris Beckett

Two Capitol Police officers suspended; ten more under investigation

(CNN)

Two Capitol Police officers suspended; ten more under investigation
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Cops were too unfit; caused sedition. "Cripple government!" No, it's failed.

Anagram: Russ Atkinson
Image: Tim Evanson

Chad Wolf has resigned as acting secretary for the Homeland Security Department

(The New York Times)

Chad Wolf has resigned as acting secretary for the Homeland Security Department
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"Secret" man (a wolf in sheep's clothing): "Mad scary guy threatened - Fired! Charred toast!"

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Image: US Embassy Panama