Trump Lawyer Raises Eyebrows by Meeting 'Very Friendly' GOP Senators on Eve of Impeachment Defense

(Newsweek)
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Trump Lawyer Raises Eyebrows by Meeting 'Very Friendly' GOP Senators on Eve of Impeachment Defense
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Fishy seeing inane stalwart creeps, every one, of proven demented wormy fiery bogey Trump, assemble?

Anagram: Maurice Goddard

Impeachment trial: Democrats rest case with warning that Trump remains a threat

(The Guardian)

“If you don’t find this a high crime and misdemeanor today, you have set a new, terrible standard for presidential misconduct in the United States of America” argues Congressman Jamie Raskin
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Um, so Trump disagreed, rehearsed and fomented insurrection, inciting an unsavory mob to jeer, riot and ransack, causing fatalities and emotional harm. He’s mad yet why is the fascist deified?

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As Trump's impeachment trial kicked off, Palm Beach argued about whether to evict him from Mar-a-Lago

(Washington Post)

As Trump's impeachment trial kicked off, Palm Beach argued about whether to evict him from Mar-a-Lago.
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A right fit place for him, that macabre, wicked, savage, brute mad former POTUS? A mental home! Lock him up!

Anagram: Maurice Goddard
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Thomas Tuchel: New Chelsea boss known as control freak, power player & visionary

(BBC)
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Chelsea must sack a legend in a move for a trophy
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Eye Thomas Tuchel as novice Frank Lampard goes

Anagram: Chris Sturdy

Ohio-based Gorilla Glue responds to viral saga of woman who used adhesive spray on her hair

(Fox8)

Ohio-based Gorilla Glue responds to viral saga of woman who used adhesive spray on her hair
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Horrendous, even hopeless! Damages? Poor foolish bird! I'd shave all away! Hair grows out again!

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Mars Mission From the U.A.E. Begins Orbit of Red Planet

(The New York Times)
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Mars Mission From the UAE Begins Orbit of Red Planet
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Ooh, immense, uttermost "Arab Spring-Board" flies fine!

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Georgia opens investigation into Trump effort to overturn election results

(The Guardian)

Georgia opens investigation into Trump effort to overturn election results
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Former egotist POTUS: Repugnant gent is one evil traitor-rotten vicious felon.

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Trump won’t testify at his second impeachment trial

(Politico)

Trump won't testify in his impeachment trial
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A firm punishment! It's contempt with reality.

Anagram: Dharam Khalsa
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"The power under the Constitution will always be in the people" - George Washington

"The power under the Constitution will always be in the people" - George Washington
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We weep! Last POTUS in power, the leeching, ignoble, low heinous tyrant, ignored that!

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Veteran journalist Craig Unger on his latest book “American Kompromat”

(WMNF)

Veteran journalist Craig Unger on his latest book “American Kompromat”
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CIA shocker - is Trump a rotten amoral KGB agent or just a vile inane moron?

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Wyoming GOP Censures Liz Cheney For Voting To Impeach Trump

(National Public Radio)
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Wyoming GOP Censures Liz Cheney For Voting To Impeach Trump
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My! Then crown feminine ethic courage v GOP's split grumpy zoo!

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Rescuers search for 125 missing after glacier burst in Indian Himalayas, many believed trapped in tunnel

(Yahoo!)
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Glacier burst in Indian Himalayas
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My, a disturbing chill in Asian area!

Anagram: Aronas Pinchas

Schumer's office says it will accommodate Trump attorney request to delay impeachment trial during Sabbath

(CNN)

Schumer's office says it will accommodate Trump attorney request to delay impeachment trial during Sabbath
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I'm sure, queasy hefty arse, madman Trump, accused for inciting a mob to wildly storm the Capitol, celebrates that!

Anagram: Maurice Goddard
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Tennessee man shot, killed after YouTube video 'prank' goes wrong

(NBC News)

Tennessee man shot, killed after YouTube video 'prank' goes wrong
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Knives out; a gun drawn. Be sad, for he's gone... Like nettlesome poetry...

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Sasse inflames GOP with anti-Trump video

(Politico)

Sasse inflames GOP with anti-Trump video, deriding a brand of politics animated by "the weird worship of one dude".
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"Dear Leader" fad of Trumpism drives a horde of bitten wimps within GOP! Top idiot ass Hawley is one cunning baddie!

Anagram: Maurice Goddard
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Heavy metals found in baby food

(Reuters)

Heavy metals found in baby food
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Oy! Bad to have bony duff in meals

Anagram: Russ Atkinson
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Josh Hawley Blasts 'Lie' He Incited Riot As Missouri Newspaper Calls Him 'FrankenHawley'

(Newsweek)

Josh Hawley Blasts 'Lie' He Incited Riot As Missouri Newspaper Calls Him 'FrankenHawley'
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Fiery Trump ally is ill on air! Swine was senseless when a harsh mob hijacked the Capitol!

Anagram: Maurice Goddard
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Trump pushed out of SAG union

(CNN)

Trump pushed out of SAG union
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group shun fat piteous mound

Anagram: Russ Atkinson
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The Downside to Life in a Supertall Tower: Leaks, Creaks, Breaks

(The New York Times)

The Down Side to Life in a Supertall Tower: Leaks, Creaks, Breaks
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"Shake, rattle, and roll - we dance to it" works... Lessees? I barf! I puke!

Anagram: Steve Allison
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Captain Sir Tom Moore has died, aged 100

(Leicester Mercury)
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Captain Sir Tom Moore has perished
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Oh, patriotic man impressed as hero

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