'I Come As A Pilgrim': Pope Francis Begins Historic Visit To Iraq

(National Public Radio)
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Pope Francis visits Iraq
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Proscenia fits Iraq VIPs

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Influencer Natalie Noel, 24, bringing body positivity to Sports Illustrated Swim: 'Someone normal and not stick thin'

(Yahoo!)
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Influencer Natalie Noel
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Feel natural & nice online

Anagram: Pinchas Aronas

Trump Appointee Arrested

(Politico)

Trump appointee arrested ~ Our State Dept. Marine perp

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Image: Blink O'fanaye

(CNN)

The New York City woman with the world's largest afro ~ demonstrates wealth of hair growth, crinkly yet wow!

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Alaska Woman Attacked By Bear While Using Outhouse

(Huffington Post)

Alaska woman attacked by bear while using outhouse
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Animal awoke and bit a lass' butt. Ouch! Yes, a rough week!

Anagram: Dharam
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Former French president Nicolas Sarkozy sentenced to jail for corruption

(The Guardian)

Former French president Nicolas Sarkozy sentenced to jail for corruption
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This corrupt offender isn’t sorry. Condemn, ostracize feral Napoleonic jerk

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US Senate's Parliamentarian Elizabeth McDonough

(AP News)
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US Senate's Parliamentarian Elizabeth McDonough
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A peach: neutral, zealous, obstinate, and shimmering

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The Golden Trump Statue Is the Talk of CPAC. It Was Made in Mexico.

(Slate.com)
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The Golden Trump Statue Is the Talk of CPAC. It Was Made in Mexico.
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Image of that damn wicked ex-POTUS lunatic stirs complete hate!

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The two key reasons for Trump to keep his tax returns secret may come to an end

(The New Zealand Herald)

Donald Trump is the victim of "the greatest political witch-hunt in the history of our country"
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Hint: fat, idiotic, foulmouthed, incompetent, ill, untrustworthy, psychotic tergiversator - hah!

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Image: Andrew Dallos

Researchers find a single-celled slime mold with no nervous system that remembers food locations

(Phys.org)

Researchers find a single-celled slime mold with no nervous system that remembers food locations
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Meanwhile, it seems Don T (he lost) finds McDonald's close after relocating. "SOS! Hurry! Broil 'em! Serve me!"

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UN asks for 'proof of life' for missing Princess Latifa

(NBC News)
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Where is Princess Latifa?
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Fact - she’s in peril, I swear

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Trump’s failed Atlantic City casino demolished before cheering crowd

(The Guardian)
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Trump’s failed Atlantic City casino demolished before cheering crowd
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Saw ferroconcrete building shed implode - climactic end of a shitty era

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Radio host Rush Limbaugh dies

(The Guardian)

Radio host Rush Limbaugh dies
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Right soul, 'e had a hubris, sod 'im

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Rush Limbaugh, US conservative radio host, dies aged 70

(Sydney Morning Herald)

Rush Limbaugh, conservative American radio host, dies
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A vile man, so abrasive, this crude idiot’s no charmer, ugh!

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Lindsey Graham: GOP Doesn’t Have 'A Snowball’s Chance In Hell' Without Trump

(Huffington Post)

Lindsey Graham: GOP Doesn’t Have 'A Snowball’s Chance In Hell' Without Trump
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Republican hogwash! HELL *with* the sly mad-to-insane vulgar despot con man!

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Rudy Giuliani No Longer Donald Trump's Attorney

(Newsweek)

Rudy Giuliani No Longer Donald Trump's Attorney
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Termination purge: Unruly old dog's only at nadir

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Rush Limbaugh, Bigoted King Of Talk Radio, Dies At 70

(Huffington Post)

Rush Limbaugh, Bigoted King Of Talk Radio, dies
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I disliked barking of their loudmouth gas bag.

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Image: Gage Skidmore

Atlantic City Bids Good Riddance to Trump by Blowing Up his Old Casino

(The Daily Beast)

Atlantic City Bids Good Riddance to Trump by Blowing Up his Old Casino
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Nice brilliant purging act! BOO sadistic muddy psycho twit Donald! BOO!

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Mysteries of massive holes forming in Siberian permafrost unlocked by scientists

(CNN)

Massive holes forming in the Siberian permafrost
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Fear is this problem is inversion from methane gas

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Steve Bannon believed Trump had early stage dementia, TV producer claims

(The Guardian)

Steve Bannon believed Trump had early stage of dementia, a TV producer has claimed
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The stubborn male had case of degenerative Treponema pallidum- it’s very advanced

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