Nicolas Cage just got married for the fifth time

(Insider)
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Nicolas Cage just got married for the fifth time
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Major flirt is hitched again! Offer got cutest me!

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What exactly caused failure and why SpaceX's Starships keep blowing up?

(Republic)

Failure of the SpaceX rocket landing
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A tank or fuel catching fire explodes

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Britney Spears' Boyfriend Sam Asghari Says He Wants "to Be a Young Dad"

(Yahoo!)
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Britney Spears' Boyfriend Sam Asghari
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My desire, sir, sharing of baby as parent

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Hong Kong's new loyalty oath requires all lawmakers to love China - and the Communist Party

(CNN)

Hong Kong's new loyalty oath requires all lawmakers to love China - and the Communist Party
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Loony mean tyrant Trump's equal! He attacks all who won't so adoringly cheer & love him as king!

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White House defends move not to sanction Saudi crown prince

(The Guardian)

White House defends move not to sanction Saudi crown prince
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Nomos - denounce the perfidious deviant wretch’s actions now!

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'I Come As A Pilgrim': Pope Francis Begins Historic Visit To Iraq

(National Public Radio)
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Pope Francis visits Iraq
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Proscenia fits Iraq VIPs

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Influencer Natalie Noel, 24, bringing body positivity to Sports Illustrated Swim: 'Someone normal and not stick thin'

(Yahoo!)
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Influencer Natalie Noel
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Feel natural & nice online

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Trump Appointee Arrested

(Politico)

Trump appointee arrested ~ Our State Dept. Marine perp

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Image: Blink O'fanaye

(CNN)

The New York City woman with the world's largest afro ~ demonstrates wealth of hair growth, crinkly yet wow!

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Alaska Woman Attacked By Bear While Using Outhouse

(Huffington Post)

Alaska woman attacked by bear while using outhouse
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Animal awoke and bit a lass' butt. Ouch! Yes, a rough week!

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Former French president Nicolas Sarkozy sentenced to jail for corruption

(The Guardian)

Former French president Nicolas Sarkozy sentenced to jail for corruption
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This corrupt offender isn’t sorry. Condemn, ostracize feral Napoleonic jerk

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US Senate's Parliamentarian Elizabeth McDonough

(AP News)
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US Senate's Parliamentarian Elizabeth McDonough
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A peach: neutral, zealous, obstinate, and shimmering

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The Golden Trump Statue Is the Talk of CPAC. It Was Made in Mexico.

(Slate.com)
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The Golden Trump Statue Is the Talk of CPAC. It Was Made in Mexico.
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Image of that damn wicked ex-POTUS lunatic stirs complete hate!

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The two key reasons for Trump to keep his tax returns secret may come to an end

(The New Zealand Herald)

Donald Trump is the victim of "the greatest political witch-hunt in the history of our country"
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Hint: fat, idiotic, foulmouthed, incompetent, ill, untrustworthy, psychotic tergiversator - hah!

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Image: Andrew Dallos

Researchers find a single-celled slime mold with no nervous system that remembers food locations

(Phys.org)

Researchers find a single-celled slime mold with no nervous system that remembers food locations
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Meanwhile, it seems Don T (he lost) finds McDonald's close after relocating. "SOS! Hurry! Broil 'em! Serve me!"

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UN asks for 'proof of life' for missing Princess Latifa

(NBC News)
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Where is Princess Latifa?
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Fact - she’s in peril, I swear

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Trump’s failed Atlantic City casino demolished before cheering crowd

(The Guardian)
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Trump’s failed Atlantic City casino demolished before cheering crowd
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Saw ferroconcrete building shed implode - climactic end of a shitty era

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Radio host Rush Limbaugh dies

(The Guardian)

Radio host Rush Limbaugh dies
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Right soul, 'e had a hubris, sod 'im

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Rush Limbaugh, US conservative radio host, dies aged 70

(Sydney Morning Herald)

Rush Limbaugh, conservative American radio host, dies
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A vile man, so abrasive, this crude idiot’s no charmer, ugh!

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Lindsey Graham: GOP Doesn’t Have 'A Snowball’s Chance In Hell' Without Trump

(Huffington Post)

Lindsey Graham: GOP Doesn’t Have 'A Snowball’s Chance In Hell' Without Trump
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Republican hogwash! HELL *with* the sly mad-to-insane vulgar despot con man!

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Image: Gage Skidmore