Cardi B & Megan Thee Stallion Give Electric “WAP” Performance | 2021 GRAMMY Awards Show

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Cardi B and Megan Thee Stallion at the Grammys
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Condemn girls that gyrate and sham labia meet

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Trump’s Mar-a-Lago Club partially closed after staff infected with coronavirus

(Washington Post)

Trump’s Mar-a-Lago Club partially closed after staff infected with coronavirus
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Trump: "Horrors! Call a doc! Give all my staff disinfectant! Tab it as a powerful cure!"

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Brazil’s Covid-denier President Jair Bolsanaro claims outbreak is ‘comfortable’ despite thousands dying & ICUs full

(The Sun)
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Brazil’s Covid-denier President Jair Bolsanaro claims the outbreak is ‘comfortable’ despite thousands dying & ICUs full
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Boss’s jaded brain places zero value on life. Obfuscating truth, man’s terrorism did kill country. He is a despicable idiot!

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SCOTUS to hear Boston Marathon bomber sentence

(Politico)

SCOTUS to hear Boston Marathon bomber sentence
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Man's too abhorrent bum. Concrete shoes, stone bat?

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Donald Trump’s Mar-a-Lago resort partially closed by Covid-19 outbreak

(The Guardian)

Donald Trump's Mar-a-Lago resort partially closed by Covid outbreak
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Moron’s luck’s bad - boycott malarial property, gaol rude evil dastard

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Donald Trump's wealth takes tumble during presidency

(BBC)

Donald Trump's wealth takes tumble during presidency
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Twerp’s troubles lurk - I’m gladdened and unsympathetic

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Rogues' Gallery

1. Donald John Trump 2. Vladimir Vladimirovich Putin 3. Kim Jong-un 4. Adolf Hitler 5. Mao Zedong 6. Joseph Vissarionovich Stalin 7. Benito Amilcare Andrea Mussolini 8. Robert Gabriel Mugabe 9. Slobodan Milosevic 10. Saddam Hussein 11. Francisco Franco Bahamonde 12. Ruhollah Khomeini

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1. Megalomaniac drools on himself 2. Major Commie villain 3. Rotund vile jerk 4. Horrific evil-driven Nazi 5. Most brutal demon China had 6. Much blood on his hands 7. Poisonous fascist 8. Vain barbarian 9. Repugnant Serb 10. Inhuman Arab ghoul 11. Evil dog-like despot 12. Islamic jihad doom

Anagram: Maurice Goddard
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Team NZ retain America's Cup after crushing victory over Luna Rossa

(TV NZ)
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New Zealand retain the America's Cup with victory over Luna Rossa
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Spectacular sea rivalry - our dramatic win in the zone on the waves!

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Amnesty strips Alexei Navalny of 'prisoner of conscience' status

(BBC)

‘A prisoner of conscience’ ~ ‘cos free’s not a concept in Russia

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Prince William Says the Royals Are "Very Much Not a Racist Family"

(Harper's BAZAAR)

Prince William Says the Royals Are "Very Much Not a Racist Family"
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Liar, I cry. Uh, I’m aware liars have no respect, slyly omit many facts

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Piers Morgan storms off set over Markle comments

(Yahoo!)

Piers Morgan storms off set over Markle comments
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Remarks, moment of TV frostiness, close programme

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Buddha statue of Trump trending on Taobao

(Global Times)

Buddha statue of Trump
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A fat dumb pseudotruth

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Trump accelerates his effort to wring power from the Republican Party

(Washington Post)

Trump accelerates his effort to wring power from the Republican Party
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Stuff his crap! Wormy irate brute, former Apprentice twerp can GO TO HELL!

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A “Contemptible” Spectacle Or “Truly Noble”? Meghan Markle & Prince Harry’s Explosive Oprah Interview Divides Opinion

(Deadline New York)
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A “Contemptible” Spectacle Or “Truly Noble”? Meghan Markle & Prince Harry’s Explosive Oprah Interview Divides Opinion
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Is unbelievably melodramatic, exploitative, schlocky, no? Impertinent, vocal whippersnappers err, hereon ignored

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Nicolas Cage just got married for the fifth time

(Insider)
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Nicolas Cage just got married for the fifth time
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Major flirt is hitched again! Offer got cutest me!

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What exactly caused failure and why SpaceX's Starships keep blowing up?

(Republic)

Failure of the SpaceX rocket landing
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A tank or fuel catching fire explodes

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Britney Spears' Boyfriend Sam Asghari Says He Wants "to Be a Young Dad"

(Yahoo!)
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Britney Spears' Boyfriend Sam Asghari
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My desire, sir, sharing of baby as parent

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Hong Kong's new loyalty oath requires all lawmakers to love China - and the Communist Party

(CNN)

Hong Kong's new loyalty oath requires all lawmakers to love China - and the Communist Party
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Loony mean tyrant Trump's equal! He attacks all who won't so adoringly cheer & love him as king!

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White House defends move not to sanction Saudi crown prince

(The Guardian)

White House defends move not to sanction Saudi crown prince
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Nomos - denounce the perfidious deviant wretch’s actions now!

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'I Come As A Pilgrim': Pope Francis Begins Historic Visit To Iraq

(National Public Radio)
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Pope Francis visits Iraq
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Proscenia fits Iraq VIPs

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