Trump is losing the war over his legacy

(Washington Post)

Trump is losing the war over his legacy
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In a highly grim scale, worst POTUS ever!

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Image: Mattias Åström

Judge Invalidates Trump’s NDA

(The Daily Beast)

Judge Invalidates Trump’s NDA
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darned NDA: it's just vague, limp

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Image: Kevin Sato

CDC Director Fears 'Impending Doom' If US Opens Too Quickly

(National Public Radio)

CDC's director fears 'Impending Doom' if USA opens too quickly
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Deduced good equipment for frisky classroom is not a picnic!

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Voter suppression is violence

(Google Arts & Culture)

Voter suppression is violence
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Evil‘s never so pernicious - STOP!

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Human penises are shrinking because of pollution, scientists confirm

(Yahoo! News)

Human penises are shrinking because of pollution, scientists confirm
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It's usual scientific phenomena: men pricks are short, no sinful big ones!

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Sidney Powell does an about-face on her Stop the Steal claims

(Washington Post)
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Sidney Powell does an about-face on her Stop the Steal claims
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Loyal fanatic to swine Trump! Hopeless boneheaded cat loses!

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Suez Canal blocked by giant container ship run aground

(Deutsche Welle)

Suez Canal blocked by giant container ship
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Dozen calls, I bet: "Can anyone back this rig up?!"

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Image: Sentinel Hub

Painting of Prince Harry is sold for £2,350 despite being created by a PIG in just a few minutes

(The Sun)

A South African porcine prodigy’s artistic masterpiece
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I, tame critter “Pigcasso” paint Prince Harry’s odious face

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Rich people are dodging more taxes

(New York Post)

Rich people are dodging more taxes
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Toxic greed-heads err. Pop 'em in gaol!

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Image: Christian Guthier

Cardi B & Megan Thee Stallion Give Electric “WAP” Performance | 2021 GRAMMY Awards Show

(Grammy Awards)
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Cardi B and Megan Thee Stallion at the Grammys
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Condemn girls that gyrate and sham labia meet

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Trump’s Mar-a-Lago Club partially closed after staff infected with coronavirus

(Washington Post)

Trump’s Mar-a-Lago Club partially closed after staff infected with coronavirus
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Trump: "Horrors! Call a doc! Give all my staff disinfectant! Tab it as a powerful cure!"

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Brazil’s Covid-denier President Jair Bolsanaro claims outbreak is ‘comfortable’ despite thousands dying & ICUs full

(The Sun)
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Brazil’s Covid-denier President Jair Bolsanaro claims the outbreak is ‘comfortable’ despite thousands dying & ICUs full
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Boss’s jaded brain places zero value on life. Obfuscating truth, man’s terrorism did kill country. He is a despicable idiot!

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SCOTUS to hear Boston Marathon bomber sentence

(Politico)

SCOTUS to hear Boston Marathon bomber sentence
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Man's too abhorrent bum. Concrete shoes, stone bat?

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Image: Gwydion M Williams

Donald Trump’s Mar-a-Lago resort partially closed by Covid-19 outbreak

(The Guardian)

Donald Trump's Mar-a-Lago resort partially closed by Covid outbreak
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Moron’s luck’s bad - boycott malarial property, gaol rude evil dastard

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Donald Trump's wealth takes tumble during presidency

(BBC)

Donald Trump's wealth takes tumble during presidency
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Twerp’s troubles lurk - I’m gladdened and unsympathetic

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Image: Harrison Walter

Rogues' Gallery

1. Donald John Trump 2. Vladimir Vladimirovich Putin 3. Kim Jong-un 4. Adolf Hitler 5. Mao Zedong 6. Joseph Vissarionovich Stalin 7. Benito Amilcare Andrea Mussolini 8. Robert Gabriel Mugabe 9. Slobodan Milosevic 10. Saddam Hussein 11. Francisco Franco Bahamonde 12. Ruhollah Khomeini

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1. Megalomaniac drools on himself 2. Major Commie villain 3. Rotund vile jerk 4. Horrific evil-driven Nazi 5. Most brutal demon China had 6. Much blood on his hands 7. Poisonous fascist 8. Vain barbarian 9. Repugnant Serb 10. Inhuman Arab ghoul 11. Evil dog-like despot 12. Islamic jihad doom

Anagram: Maurice Goddard
Image: Bart Heird

Team NZ retain America's Cup after crushing victory over Luna Rossa

(TV NZ)
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New Zealand retain the America's Cup with victory over Luna Rossa
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Spectacular sea rivalry - our dramatic win in the zone on the waves!

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Amnesty strips Alexei Navalny of 'prisoner of conscience' status

(BBC)

‘A prisoner of conscience’ ~ ‘cos free’s not a concept in Russia

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Image: Vladimir Varfolomeev

Prince William Says the Royals Are "Very Much Not a Racist Family"

(Harper's BAZAAR)

Prince William Says the Royals Are "Very Much Not a Racist Family"
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Liar, I cry. Uh, I’m aware liars have no respect, slyly omit many facts

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Piers Morgan storms off set over Markle comments

(Yahoo!)

Piers Morgan storms off set over Markle comments
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Remarks, moment of TV frostiness, close programme

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Image: Pete Riches