Trump Campaign Used Tricks to Get Donors to Give More Money Than They Intended

(Slate.com)

Trump Campaign Used Tricks to Get Donors to Give More Money Than They Intended
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*NO* to so depravity-demented, scheming, mean, unhinged ratty egotist, crook Trump!

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Hunter Biden says he ‘smoked more parmesan cheese than anyone you know’ in depths of crack addiction

(The Independent)
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Hunter Biden says he ‘smoked more parmesan cheese than anyone you know’ in depths of crack addiction
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No hero, hey, but Trump downs Diet Coke and pecarino, doyenne Kim N. Kardashian, she chose fame ‘n ecstasy

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First Lady Jill Biden's 'fishnet' stockings kick off online controversy

(The New Zealand Herald)

Joking aside, stylists blench, flirts find ~ First Lady Jill Biden's 'fishnet' stockings

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'Angriest octopus' lashes out at man on Australia beach

(Reuters)

Angry octopus lashes out at man on Australia beach
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Humans that can brutalise our seacoast? An apology?!?

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Europe’s third wave: ‘It’s spreading fast and it’s spreading everywhere’

(Yahoo!)

Europe’s third wave
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How virus repeated
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We adopt virus here
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Preview our deaths

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"Happy Easter to radical left crazies": Donald Trump issues bizarre message

(The New Zealand Herald)

Trump says “Happy Easter to ALL, including the Radical Left CRAZIES who rigged our Presidential Election, and want to destroy our Country”
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You desperate pathological liar, ludicrous twitterer, crazed psychopath, terrorist and cunning egotist - you dwell in mere fantasyland

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Birthday greetings from Norway!

It's time for celebrations, and to wish you a very happy, ~ festive cosy birthday party Anu! Also in trim! Whoopee!

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Rep. Matt Gaetz Under Investigation for Alleged Sexual Relationship With Underage Girl

(The Wall Street Journal)

Lawyer and Republican Matthew Gaetz is Under Investigation for Alleged Sexual Relationship With Underage Girl
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A sex crazed, gunslinging, ultra-virile paedophile wails, is guilty and regretful, aware that he won’t be renominated

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Uranus Smells and Squirts X-Rays

(Weatherboy)

X-rays have been detected coming from Uranus
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Maybe even infrared turds, gas come next. Ouch!

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Image: NASA

Watergate burglar G Gordon Liddy dies

(Washington Post)

Watergate burglar G Gordon Liddy dies ~ guilty brigand goes to gladder reward

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'Healing' crystals are having a pandemic moment. But science says they're just pretty stones

(Washington Post)

'Healing' crystals are having a pandemic moment. But science says they're just pretty stones
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Heavens! Many smart types jointly step, then assert occult's eerie magic cures anything bad!

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Trump is losing the war over his legacy

(Washington Post)

Trump is losing the war over his legacy
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In a highly grim scale, worst POTUS ever!

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Judge Invalidates Trump’s NDA

(The Daily Beast)

Judge Invalidates Trump’s NDA
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darned NDA: it's just vague, limp

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CDC Director Fears 'Impending Doom' If US Opens Too Quickly

(National Public Radio)

CDC's director fears 'Impending Doom' if USA opens too quickly
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Deduced good equipment for frisky classroom is not a picnic!

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Image: Elvert Barnes

Voter suppression is violence

(Google Arts & Culture)

Voter suppression is violence
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Evil‘s never so pernicious - STOP!

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Human penises are shrinking because of pollution, scientists confirm

(Yahoo! News)

Human penises are shrinking because of pollution, scientists confirm
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It's usual scientific phenomena: men pricks are short, no sinful big ones!

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Image: Bernard Spragg. NZ

Sidney Powell does an about-face on her Stop the Steal claims

(Washington Post)
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Sidney Powell does an about-face on her Stop the Steal claims
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Loyal fanatic to swine Trump! Hopeless boneheaded cat loses!

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Suez Canal blocked by giant container ship run aground

(Deutsche Welle)

Suez Canal blocked by giant container ship
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Dozen calls, I bet: "Can anyone back this rig up?!"

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Painting of Prince Harry is sold for £2,350 despite being created by a PIG in just a few minutes

(The Sun)

A South African porcine prodigy’s artistic masterpiece
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I, tame critter “Pigcasso” paint Prince Harry’s odious face

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Rich people are dodging more taxes

(New York Post)

Rich people are dodging more taxes
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Toxic greed-heads err. Pop 'em in gaol!

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