Microsoft founder Bill Gates and wife Melinda split after 27 years

(The New Zealand Herald)
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The Microsoft founder Bill Gates and his wife Melinda are splitting up
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Fuming wife dictates billion dollar fortune is shared - man gets the pip

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Adolf Hitler Farted Like a Horse

(Medium)

Adolf Hitler farted like a horse
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The feared killer had lots of air!

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Bill and Melinda Gates Are Divorcing After 27 Years of Marriage

(The New York Times)

- Bill and Melinda Gates are divorcing, end twenty seven years of marriage
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Vacillations geld my dream binding era -- fee-driven attorneys earn wages!

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Germany cancels Oktoberfest for 2nd year over virus fears

(Yahoo!)

Germany cancels Oktoberfest
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Fact: many reckless got no beer

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World’s longest pedestrian suspension bridge opens in Portugal

(The Guardian)
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World's longest pedestrian suspension bridge opens in Portugal
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I ran to steep slope, bound down, realised strong springiness - gulp!

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Robot that can cook a paella is causing quite a stir in Spain

(The Guardian)

Robot that can cook paella is causing quite a stir in Spain
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Alas purists balk at Enrique attaching AI to iconic spoon

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Ted Cruz won't break ties with an extreme nativist group? Shocker.

(Washington Post)

Ted Cruz won't break ties with an extreme nativist group? Shocker.
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Cruz is akin Trump, who's the worst degenerate toxic bitter knave!

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Turkmenistan observes new holiday honoring the Alabay dog

(ABC News)

Turkmenistan observes new holiday honoring the Alabay dog
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Guys, why not nominate a beloved gherkin or radish as notable?

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Liberal MP issues apology after appearing naked in virtual House of Commons

(Global News)

Canadian Liberal MP issues apology after appearing naked in virtual House of Commons
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‘An honest mistake’ by a poor unclad naif prig? A repulsive image of nude rapscallion Amos!

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UK Sorry for 'Pervasive Racism' Over Commemoration of Black and Asian War Dead

(US News & World Report)

UK sorry for pervasive racism
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Favor over supremacy irks sir!

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Prince Philip death: Vanuatu tribes hold ceremony to remember their ‘god’

(Stuff.co.nz)
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Prince Philip death: Vanuatu tribes hold ceremony to remember their ‘god’
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Him big theocrat. Humbled Tanna territory people mourn. He is decreed VIP

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Derek Chauvin guilty of all counts

(ESPN)

Derek Chauvin guilty of all counts
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get a hunk of custody, cruel villain

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Charles Geschke, Adobe Systems co-founder, dies

(Los Altos Town Crier)
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Charles Geschke, Adobe Systems co-founder, dies
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Such class act seeks his redeemer. Fond Goodbye.

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Covid death toll surpasses 3 million

(Otago Daily Times)

Covid death toll surpasses three million
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Hospitals couldn’t save more - hell, it’s dire!

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Woman left boys in car, one found gun, shot and killed older boy

(WVLT)

Woman left boys in car, one found gun, shot and killed older boy
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Death note: moronic lady fails boys; known gun fool blundered

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A vaccine study in college students will help determine when it's safe to take masks off

(Washington Post)

A vaccine study in college students will help determine when it's safe to take masks off
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Fantastic first step to safely meet on time, kiss on cheeks, hug, cuddle, and live well anew!

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‘I just shot him’: Police say Daunte Wright shooting ‘accidental’

(Al Jazeera)

Minneapolis man Daunte Wright shot
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Ow! Implies handgun not Taser hit man

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China shame on you!! Stop supporting the military coup...Get out of Myanmar

Oh picture Myanmar population shot in putsch. Yes, I go ~ China shame on you!! Stop supporting the military coup

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NASA is preparing to fly the Ingenuity helicopter on Mars, in an otherworldly Wright brothers moment

(Washington Post)

NASA is preparing to fly the Ingenuity helicopter on Mars, in an otherworldly Wright brothers moment
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Oh! and Wow! Mighty tiny chopper honestly mirrors supernormal brilliant state-of-the-art engineering!

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Giorgos Karaivaz: Veteran crime journalist shot dead in Greece

(BBC)
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Veteran crime journalist shot dead in Greece
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Can justice avenge terrorism death or end lie?
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Indeed, can justice avenge terrorism loather?

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