Israeli airstrike on Gaza claims eight young cousins

(The Guardian)

An Israeli airstrike on Gaza claims eight young cousins
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Criticism soars as Zion/egregious Netanyahu kill again

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Sydney casinos to ban cash after money laundering scandal

(BBC)

Sydney casinos to ban cash after money laundering scandal
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Nasty day... no cash! An electronic funds idea annoys gamblers.

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UC no longer to require SAT and ACT

(CNN)

UC no longer to require SAT and ACT
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Count real grade, not quaint score

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Jacinda Ardern 'world's greatest leader', beating out pioneers of COVID-19 vaccines in magazine rankings

(Newshub)

Jacinda Ardern listed as the 'world's greatest leader' in Fortune magazine
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Journalist admirers regarded that leftist New Zealand CEO as endearing

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‘Horrible human being’: Trump explodes after viral speech

(Yahoo! News)
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“Liz Cheney is a bitter, horrible human being. I watched her yesterday and realised how bad she is for the Republican Party. She has no personality or anything good having to do with politics or our Country”
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Donald Trump - he is a hysterical loony. How the baboon whinged. The treacherous psychopath is irrefutably vicious indeed with a horrid boring banality. He needs psychoanalyzing, arresting or to retire

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House Republicans oust a defiant Liz Cheney for her repudiation of Trump's election lies

(The New York Times)
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House Republicans oust a defiant Liz Cheney for her repudiation of Trump's election lies.
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A continued support for one eerie chief Trump, the craziest hideous bully of all, is insane!

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Marooned at Mar-a-Lago, Trump still has iron grip on Republicans

(The New Zealand Herald)

Marooned at Mar-a-Lago, ex-POTUS Trump still has iron grip on Republicans
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Put pompous, extra-arrogant bold, ruthless megalomaniac liar in prison

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Republicans say Cheney needs to stop talking about the past. But Trump won't

(NBC News)

Republicans say Cheney needs to stop talking about the past. But Trump won't
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That shady beaten Big Lie bloke, nutcase Trump, spews out nutty crap non-stop!

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First bottle of wine 'aged in space' is for sale at Christie’s

(LiveScience)
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First bottle of wine 'aged in space' is for sale at Christie’s auction house
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Chateau Petrus - I sniff, has notes of wet corgi. I lie, it’s creosote and basil

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Chinese Rocket Is Tumbling Back to Earth

(The New York Times)
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Chinese Rocket Is Tumbling Back to Earth
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Hatch a geocentric strike; stun like bomb

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Native Americans’ gift to the United States: What Rick Santorum needs to learn

(New York Daily News)

“We birthed a nation from nothing,” former Pennsylvania senator Rick Santorum told an audience at the Young America’s Foundation event. “I mean, yes we have Native Americans, but candidly there isn’t much Native American culture in American culture.”
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Re: “Santorum” - we deduce the very rude, arcane neologism may mean the very unromantic wet frothy combination involving lubricant, cum and faeces that is an unattractive result of anal penetration. I think he is an inane nuisance, a maniac, I demurred

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Bill and Melinda Gates Will Have to Split

Bill and Melinda Gates Will Have to Split
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Had intelligent split: disavow all blame

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Belgian farmer moves French border

(BBC)

Belgian farmer moves French border
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Barn-goer drove France berm himself

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Microsoft founder Bill Gates and wife Melinda split after 27 years

(The New Zealand Herald)
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The Microsoft founder Bill Gates and his wife Melinda are splitting up
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Fuming wife dictates billion dollar fortune is shared - man gets the pip

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Adolf Hitler Farted Like a Horse

(Medium)

Adolf Hitler farted like a horse
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The feared killer had lots of air!

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Bill and Melinda Gates Are Divorcing After 27 Years of Marriage

(The New York Times)

- Bill and Melinda Gates are divorcing, end twenty seven years of marriage
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Vacillations geld my dream binding era -- fee-driven attorneys earn wages!

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Germany cancels Oktoberfest for 2nd year over virus fears

(Yahoo!)

Germany cancels Oktoberfest
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Fact: many reckless got no beer

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World’s longest pedestrian suspension bridge opens in Portugal

(The Guardian)
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World's longest pedestrian suspension bridge opens in Portugal
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I ran to steep slope, bound down, realised strong springiness - gulp!

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Robot that can cook a paella is causing quite a stir in Spain

(The Guardian)

Robot that can cook paella is causing quite a stir in Spain
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Alas purists balk at Enrique attaching AI to iconic spoon

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Ted Cruz won't break ties with an extreme nativist group? Shocker.

(Washington Post)

Ted Cruz won't break ties with an extreme nativist group? Shocker.
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Cruz is akin Trump, who's the worst degenerate toxic bitter knave!

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