Boris Johnson Married in Stealth Ceremony, Reports Say

(The New York Times)

Boris Johnson Married in Stealth Ceremony, UK Reports Say ~ to Carrie Symonds. Oh, spurn libertine - the man’s a sorry joke!

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Remains of 215 children found at defunct Kamloops Indian Residential School in British Columbia, Canada

(Newshub)

Remains are found at the defunct Kamloops Indian Residential School in British Columbia, Canada
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Ah, alas, atrocities shock me too, if abused Indian infants and children are buried in communal plot

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Canadian MP caught on camera urinating, weeks after naked incident

(The Guardian)
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“Last night, while attending House of Commons proceedings virtually, in a non-public setting, I urinated without realizing I was on camera,” said William Amos
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Wow (giggling)! Oh, we must not moralize twice - give idiot man a brain scan as untruthful politician has a mental illness, addiction, dementia or neurosyphilis

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Ninth victim died in Silicon Valley mass shooting

(The Hill)

Ninth victim died in Silicon Valley mass shooting
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Dim old man is Anglo (lives in vicinity), shot ethnics

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Live updates: Samoa's political upheaval continues as rivals in standoff

(RNZ)

Live updates: Samoa's political upheaval continues as rivals in standoff
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SNAFU! Villainous Trump’s vandals violated the Capitol in a passée fiasco

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Marjorie Taylor Greene’s ‘Incoherent’ Twitter Fight With Robert Reich Is A Doozy

(Huffington Post)

Marjorie Taylor Greene’s ‘Incoherent’
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Jeer at a moron - sheer nitroglycerine!

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Internet Explorer is soon to die

(National Public Radio)

Internet Explorer is soon to die
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Exit, old (nineties) trooper. Snore.

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What We Believe About UFOs

(The New York Times)

What We Believe About UFOs
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Sweet, beautiful, above. Who?

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A massive heat dome is about to make the Southeast sweat

(CNN)

A massive heat dome is about to make Southeast sweat
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Tsk, as a move to a humid state is about the awesome sea!

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Gaetz's ex-girlfriend is to cooperate. Was it criminal?

(Business Insider)

Gaetz's ex-girlfriend is to cooperate. Was it criminal?
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It was criminal if Nazi got to score repeated girl sex

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Israel destroys AP office in Gaza

(AP News)
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Israel destroys AP office in Gaza
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Oy! Official Asian press get razed

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Israeli airstrike on Gaza claims eight young cousins

(The Guardian)

An Israeli airstrike on Gaza claims eight young cousins
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Criticism soars as Zion/egregious Netanyahu kill again

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Sydney casinos to ban cash after money laundering scandal

(BBC)

Sydney casinos to ban cash after money laundering scandal
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Nasty day... no cash! An electronic funds idea annoys gamblers.

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UC no longer to require SAT and ACT

(CNN)

UC no longer to require SAT and ACT
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Count real grade, not quaint score

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Jacinda Ardern 'world's greatest leader', beating out pioneers of COVID-19 vaccines in magazine rankings

(Newshub)

Jacinda Ardern listed as the 'world's greatest leader' in Fortune magazine
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Journalist admirers regarded that leftist New Zealand CEO as endearing

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‘Horrible human being’: Trump explodes after viral speech

(Yahoo! News)
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“Liz Cheney is a bitter, horrible human being. I watched her yesterday and realised how bad she is for the Republican Party. She has no personality or anything good having to do with politics or our Country”
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Donald Trump - he is a hysterical loony. How the baboon whinged. The treacherous psychopath is irrefutably vicious indeed with a horrid boring banality. He needs psychoanalyzing, arresting or to retire

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House Republicans oust a defiant Liz Cheney for her repudiation of Trump's election lies

(The New York Times)
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House Republicans oust a defiant Liz Cheney for her repudiation of Trump's election lies.
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A continued support for one eerie chief Trump, the craziest hideous bully of all, is insane!

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Marooned at Mar-a-Lago, Trump still has iron grip on Republicans

(The New Zealand Herald)

Marooned at Mar-a-Lago, ex-POTUS Trump still has iron grip on Republicans
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Put pompous, extra-arrogant bold, ruthless megalomaniac liar in prison

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Republicans say Cheney needs to stop talking about the past. But Trump won't

(NBC News)

Republicans say Cheney needs to stop talking about the past. But Trump won't
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That shady beaten Big Lie bloke, nutcase Trump, spews out nutty crap non-stop!

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First bottle of wine 'aged in space' is for sale at Christie’s

(LiveScience)
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First bottle of wine 'aged in space' is for sale at Christie’s auction house
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Chateau Petrus - I sniff, has notes of wet corgi. I lie, it’s creosote and basil

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