Magawa the hero rat retires from job detecting landmines

(BBC)

Magawa the hero rat retires from job detecting landmines
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He is more jewel than rodent after test in Cambodia, Mr Garg

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Fury as female MP is ordered to leave Tanzanian parliament because her trousers are 'too tight'

(Daily Mail)

The female Tanzanian parliamentary Minister Condester Sichwale
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Men fantasize, ascertain in the rain her camel toe is rampantly lewd

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Ransomware attack hits world’s largest meat processor

(YouTube)

Ransomware attack hits world’s largest meat processor
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script hackers, worst amoral asses, want more gold treat

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Belarus activist 'stabs his neck' in court

(BBC)
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Belarus activist stabs his neck in court
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But it’s crank tactics! Use biro, slash vein!

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Teen shoves large bear off wall

(Yahoo! News)

Teen shoves large bear off wall
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No fear, gal! Be self. What resolve!

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(Car and Driver)

Rolls-Royce will now build you a wild custom car
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No way! Some world critics will buy a dull colour

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Mouse plague deals fresh blow to Australian farmers

(BBC)

Mouse plague deals fresh blow to Australian farmers
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Alarms! As rodents maul, Aus growers bait… feel hopeful!

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Boris Johnson Married in Stealth Ceremony, Reports Say

(The New York Times)

Boris Johnson Married in Stealth Ceremony, UK Reports Say ~ to Carrie Symonds. Oh, spurn libertine - the man’s a sorry joke!

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Remains of 215 children found at defunct Kamloops Indian Residential School in British Columbia, Canada

(Newshub)

Remains are found at the defunct Kamloops Indian Residential School in British Columbia, Canada
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Ah, alas, atrocities shock me too, if abused Indian infants and children are buried in communal plot

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Canadian MP caught on camera urinating, weeks after naked incident

(The Guardian)
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“Last night, while attending House of Commons proceedings virtually, in a non-public setting, I urinated without realizing I was on camera,” said William Amos
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Wow (giggling)! Oh, we must not moralize twice - give idiot man a brain scan as untruthful politician has a mental illness, addiction, dementia or neurosyphilis

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Ninth victim died in Silicon Valley mass shooting

(The Hill)

Ninth victim died in Silicon Valley mass shooting
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Dim old man is Anglo (lives in vicinity), shot ethnics

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Live updates: Samoa's political upheaval continues as rivals in standoff

(RNZ)

Live updates: Samoa's political upheaval continues as rivals in standoff
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SNAFU! Villainous Trump’s vandals violated the Capitol in a passée fiasco

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Marjorie Taylor Greene’s ‘Incoherent’ Twitter Fight With Robert Reich Is A Doozy

(Huffington Post)

Marjorie Taylor Greene’s ‘Incoherent’
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Jeer at a moron - sheer nitroglycerine!

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Internet Explorer is soon to die

(National Public Radio)

Internet Explorer is soon to die
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Exit, old (nineties) trooper. Snore.

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What We Believe About UFOs

(The New York Times)

What We Believe About UFOs
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Sweet, beautiful, above. Who?

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A massive heat dome is about to make the Southeast sweat

(CNN)

A massive heat dome is about to make Southeast sweat
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Tsk, as a move to a humid state is about the awesome sea!

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Gaetz's ex-girlfriend is to cooperate. Was it criminal?

(Business Insider)

Gaetz's ex-girlfriend is to cooperate. Was it criminal?
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It was criminal if Nazi got to score repeated girl sex

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Israel destroys AP office in Gaza

(AP News)
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Israel destroys AP office in Gaza
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Oy! Official Asian press get razed

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Israeli airstrike on Gaza claims eight young cousins

(The Guardian)

An Israeli airstrike on Gaza claims eight young cousins
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Criticism soars as Zion/egregious Netanyahu kill again

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Sydney casinos to ban cash after money laundering scandal

(BBC)

Sydney casinos to ban cash after money laundering scandal
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Nasty day... no cash! An electronic funds idea annoys gamblers.

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