Discovery of children's graves in Canada, Ireland provides grim link to abuse inquiry in NZ

(RNZ)

Kamloops Indian Residential School
Lake Alice Child and Adolescent Unit
Bon Secours Mother and Baby Home
Haut de la Garenne
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Damn Canada, ‘s not OK, you assimilated,
abandoned indigenes in hellhole, no home.
Ban all child abuse, rape, electric shock,
torture!

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Giulio Regeni’s last messages before his death in Egypt counter spy claims

(The Guardian)

Giulio Regeni’s last messages before his death in Egypt counter spy claims
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Security people’s stooges in gangs beat his guileless face in, martyred him

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Israel’s New Prime Minister: Who Is Naftali Bennett?

(The Wall Street Journal)

Israel’s New Prime Minister: Who Is Naftali Bennett?
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Is who we infer is brilliant, preeminent statesman

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NASA ‘sandblasts’ dust from InSight lander

(Astronomy Now)

NASA ‘sandblasts’ dust from InSight lander
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if sand slats, nabs more standard sunlight

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Image: NASA/JPL

Julie Burchill says she’s been sacked by Telegraph after racist tweet about Harry and Meghan’s baby Lilibet

(The Independent)

Ms Julie Burchill tweeted: “What a missed opportunity! They could have called it Georgina Floydina!”
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Uh, in my view, I just tweet, elated Harry and Meghan’s daft child could be teleologically propitious

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South African woman gives birth to decuplets

(UPI)

South African decuplet
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Oh, accept is fraudulent

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Watermelons Found on Mars!

(Futurism)

Watermelons Found on Mars!
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and moron formulates news

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Boko Haram leader killed on orders of ISIS

(The Guardian)

Boko Haram leader killed on orders of ISIS
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BOOM! So, old Afrikan killer, err , he is so dead

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Forty dead in Pakistan train disaster

(BBC)
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Forty dead in Pakistan train disaster
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O, transit insanity fated dark despair

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Darkside ransom recovered

(USA Today)

Darkside ransom recovered
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Reds' ranks raided, overcome

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Kayakers save pair of eagles drowning in Danube river

(BBC)

Kayakers save pair of eagles drowning in the Danube river
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Er, kerplunk! What a saga! Renegade birds revivify in a noose

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Donald Trump mocked after claiming he will be reinstated as US President by August

(The New Zealand Herald)

Donald Trump mocked after claiming he will be reinstated as the US President by August
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Undeterred, hated bombast’s attitude: pigs can fly, a cold week in Hell, Mr Trump is a genius!

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Magawa the hero rat retires from job detecting landmines

(BBC)

Magawa the hero rat retires from job detecting landmines
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He is more jewel than rodent after test in Cambodia, Mr Garg

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Fury as female MP is ordered to leave Tanzanian parliament because her trousers are 'too tight'

(Daily Mail)

The female Tanzanian parliamentary Minister Condester Sichwale
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Men fantasize, ascertain in the rain her camel toe is rampantly lewd

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Ransomware attack hits world’s largest meat processor

(YouTube)

Ransomware attack hits world’s largest meat processor
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script hackers, worst amoral asses, want more gold treat

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Image: Christiaan Colen

Belarus activist 'stabs his neck' in court

(BBC)
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Belarus activist stabs his neck in court
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But it’s crank tactics! Use biro, slash vein!

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Teen shoves large bear off wall

(Yahoo! News)

Teen shoves large bear off wall
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No fear, gal! Be self. What resolve!

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(Car and Driver)

Rolls-Royce will now build you a wild custom car
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No way! Some world critics will buy a dull colour

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Mouse plague deals fresh blow to Australian farmers

(BBC)

Mouse plague deals fresh blow to Australian farmers
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Alarms! As rodents maul, Aus growers bait… feel hopeful!

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Boris Johnson Married in Stealth Ceremony, Reports Say

(The New York Times)

Boris Johnson Married in Stealth Ceremony, UK Reports Say ~ to Carrie Symonds. Oh, spurn libertine - the man’s a sorry joke!

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