Cursing teen wins case in SCOTUS

(CNN)

Cursing teen wins case in SCOTUS
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wise reaction, stunning success

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New details on Diana death

(The Daily Express)

It's a headline wasted and no ~ new details on Diana's death

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EU founding father Robert Schuman moves a step closer to sainthood

(The Guardian)

The Schuman Declaration
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A church led to name saint
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Church deal to name saint

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Donald Trump for ... speaker of the House?

(CNN)

Donald Trump for ... speaker of the House?
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He’s one motherfkr of a larded up POTUS
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Oh, SNAFU! A deplored motherfker POTUS!

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Covid: Australia's vaccine hesitancy worries medical experts

(BBC)

Covid: Australia's vaccine hesitancy worries medical experts
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A civilian’s lax way, perceive a distrust in doctors’ care scheme

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Putin impersonator beats real president to Geneva

(Reuters)

Putin impersonator beats real president to Geneva
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Items: nude breast, a repro pistol, nerve agent in a pot

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‘Pure insanity’: emails reveal Trump push to overturn election defeat

(The Guardian)

Pure insanity
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Super inanity

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US will not stop eating meat!

(The Daily Express)

Plot to augment waistlines?
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US will not stop eating meat!

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Discovery of children's graves in Canada, Ireland provides grim link to abuse inquiry in NZ

(RNZ)

Kamloops Indian Residential School
Lake Alice Child and Adolescent Unit
Bon Secours Mother and Baby Home
Haut de la Garenne
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Damn Canada, ‘s not OK, you assimilated,
abandoned indigenes in hellhole, no home.
Ban all child abuse, rape, electric shock,
torture!

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Giulio Regeni’s last messages before his death in Egypt counter spy claims

(The Guardian)

Giulio Regeni’s last messages before his death in Egypt counter spy claims
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Security people’s stooges in gangs beat his guileless face in, martyred him

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Israel’s New Prime Minister: Who Is Naftali Bennett?

(The Wall Street Journal)

Israel’s New Prime Minister: Who Is Naftali Bennett?
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Is who we infer is brilliant, preeminent statesman

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NASA ‘sandblasts’ dust from InSight lander

(Astronomy Now)

NASA ‘sandblasts’ dust from InSight lander
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if sand slats, nabs more standard sunlight

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Julie Burchill says she’s been sacked by Telegraph after racist tweet about Harry and Meghan’s baby Lilibet

(The Independent)

Ms Julie Burchill tweeted: “What a missed opportunity! They could have called it Georgina Floydina!”
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Uh, in my view, I just tweet, elated Harry and Meghan’s daft child could be teleologically propitious

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South African woman gives birth to decuplets

(UPI)

South African decuplet
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Oh, accept is fraudulent

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Watermelons Found on Mars!

(Futurism)

Watermelons Found on Mars!
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and moron formulates news

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Boko Haram leader killed on orders of ISIS

(The Guardian)

Boko Haram leader killed on orders of ISIS
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BOOM! So, old Afrikan killer, err , he is so dead

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Forty dead in Pakistan train disaster

(BBC)
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Forty dead in Pakistan train disaster
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O, transit insanity fated dark despair

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Darkside ransom recovered

(USA Today)

Darkside ransom recovered
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Reds' ranks raided, overcome

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Kayakers save pair of eagles drowning in Danube river

(BBC)

Kayakers save pair of eagles drowning in the Danube river
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Er, kerplunk! What a saga! Renegade birds revivify in a noose

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Donald Trump mocked after claiming he will be reinstated as US President by August

(The New Zealand Herald)

Donald Trump mocked after claiming he will be reinstated as the US President by August
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Undeterred, hated bombast’s attitude: pigs can fly, a cold week in Hell, Mr Trump is a genius!

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