Outcry over South Africa's multiple husbands proposal

(BBC)

Outcry over South Africa’s multiple husbands proposal
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Brave lotharios or polyandrous hussies’ fact, “pump” cult

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Matt Hancock resigns as health secretary after day of humiliation

(The Guardian)

Matt Hancock has resigned as health secretary after day of humiliation
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Hah! Catching that tasty female aide for a kiss secretly unheard in a room!

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George Floyd murder: Derek Chauvin sentenced to over 22 years

(BBC)

Chauvin's sentence was "one of the longest a former police officer has ever received" for deadly force, said Minnesota Attorney General Keith Ellison
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I reiterate it’s a very sadistic, a wanton offence overall - an evil cop, a lone offender crushed George Floyd’s neck. He has no remorse - sentence him to life!

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India's opinionated feminist and her viral wedding ad

(BBC)

India's opinionated feminist and her viral wedding ad
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I opine ideals, desiring a divine man who didn’t fart and …

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Derek Chauvin sentenced to twenty-two years

(The New York Times)

Derek Chauvin sentenced to twenty-two years
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Accused's teeny knee drove throat: win twenty+

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Long-awaited UFO report is released

(CNN)

Long-awaited UFO report is released
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God, sir, alien outlaws operated free!

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Miami Condo Building's Deathly Collapse

(The Guardian)
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Miami Condo Building's Deathly Collapse
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Many die, displaced, locals in tough limbo

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Hancock embraces Coladangelo

(The Sun)

Hancock embraces Coladangelo
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Good clench on camera: sackable?

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Rudy Giuliani has New York law licence suspended

(BBC)

Rudy Giuliani has New York law licence suspended
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Rude’s really pugnacious, wicked, whiny, and senile

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South African woman who claimed she gave birth to 10 babies ‘being held in psychiatric facility’

(iNews)

South African woman who claimed she gave birth to ten babies ‘being held in psychiatric facility’
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Strange tactic - show off who put very big beach ball beneath dress - inimical idiocy! Mania, I hint - eh?

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Image: Susannah Anderson

Also see: South African decuplet

Cursing teen wins case in SCOTUS

(CNN)

Cursing teen wins case in SCOTUS
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wise reaction, stunning success

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New details on Diana death

(The Daily Express)

It's a headline wasted and no ~ new details on Diana's death

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EU founding father Robert Schuman moves a step closer to sainthood

(The Guardian)

The Schuman Declaration
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A church led to name saint
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Church deal to name saint

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Donald Trump for ... speaker of the House?

(CNN)

Donald Trump for ... speaker of the House?
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He’s one motherfkr of a larded up POTUS
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Oh, SNAFU! A deplored motherfker POTUS!

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Covid: Australia's vaccine hesitancy worries medical experts

(BBC)

Covid: Australia's vaccine hesitancy worries medical experts
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A civilian’s lax way, perceive a distrust in doctors’ care scheme

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Putin impersonator beats real president to Geneva

(Reuters)

Putin impersonator beats real president to Geneva
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Items: nude breast, a repro pistol, nerve agent in a pot

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‘Pure insanity’: emails reveal Trump push to overturn election defeat

(The Guardian)

Pure insanity
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Super inanity

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US will not stop eating meat!

(The Daily Express)

Plot to augment waistlines?
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US will not stop eating meat!

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Discovery of children's graves in Canada, Ireland provides grim link to abuse inquiry in NZ

(RNZ)

Kamloops Indian Residential School
Lake Alice Child and Adolescent Unit
Bon Secours Mother and Baby Home
Haut de la Garenne
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Damn Canada, ‘s not OK, you assimilated,
abandoned indigenes in hellhole, no home.
Ban all child abuse, rape, electric shock,
torture!

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Giulio Regeni’s last messages before his death in Egypt counter spy claims

(The Guardian)

Giulio Regeni’s last messages before his death in Egypt counter spy claims
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Security people’s stooges in gangs beat his guileless face in, martyred him

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