Pope Francis in Rome hospital for scheduled intestinal surgery

(The Guardian)

Pope Francis in Rome hospital for scheduled intestinal surgery
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I hear or infer he grimly suppressed flatus in constipated colon

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Ukraine plans for women to march in high heels spark outrage

(BBC)
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Ukraine plans for women to march in high heels ~ now spark outrage - hellish feminine charm, hon!

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Robbing the XBOX Vault: Inside a Gift Car Cheat

(Bloomberg)

Robbing the XBOX Vault: Inside a Gift Card Cheat
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Troubled fibber's tactic: had giant, vexing hoax

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Trump gonna Trump: ex-president diverts and deflects as legal woes mount

(The Guardian)

Adam Schiff, chair of the House intelligence committee, told the MSNBC channel: “This is a grifter from start to finish. He brought his swamp with him from New York to the Oval Office.”
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Off the cuff comment: I’m ecstatic that he, offensive honcho Mr T, will make history highlight in a month as first former US president charged with a crime. Banish SOB, wife too, to Hell!

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Outcry over South Africa's multiple husbands proposal

(BBC)

Outcry over South Africa’s multiple husbands proposal
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Brave lotharios or polyandrous hussies’ fact, “pump” cult

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Matt Hancock resigns as health secretary after day of humiliation

(The Guardian)

Matt Hancock has resigned as health secretary after day of humiliation
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Hah! Catching that tasty female aide for a kiss secretly unheard in a room!

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George Floyd murder: Derek Chauvin sentenced to over 22 years

(BBC)

Chauvin's sentence was "one of the longest a former police officer has ever received" for deadly force, said Minnesota Attorney General Keith Ellison
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I reiterate it’s a very sadistic, a wanton offence overall - an evil cop, a lone offender crushed George Floyd’s neck. He has no remorse - sentence him to life!

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India's opinionated feminist and her viral wedding ad

(BBC)

India's opinionated feminist and her viral wedding ad
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I opine ideals, desiring a divine man who didn’t fart and …

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Derek Chauvin sentenced to twenty-two years

(The New York Times)

Derek Chauvin sentenced to twenty-two years
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Accused's teeny knee drove throat: win twenty+

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Long-awaited UFO report is released

(CNN)

Long-awaited UFO report is released
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God, sir, alien outlaws operated free!

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Miami Condo Building's Deathly Collapse

(The Guardian)
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Miami Condo Building's Deathly Collapse
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Many die, displaced, locals in tough limbo

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Hancock embraces Coladangelo

(The Sun)

Hancock embraces Coladangelo
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Good clench on camera: sackable?

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Rudy Giuliani has New York law licence suspended

(BBC)

Rudy Giuliani has New York law licence suspended
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Rude’s really pugnacious, wicked, whiny, and senile

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South African woman who claimed she gave birth to 10 babies ‘being held in psychiatric facility’

(iNews)

South African woman who claimed she gave birth to ten babies ‘being held in psychiatric facility’
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Strange tactic - show off who put very big beach ball beneath dress - inimical idiocy! Mania, I hint - eh?

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Also see: South African decuplet

Cursing teen wins case in SCOTUS

(CNN)

Cursing teen wins case in SCOTUS
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wise reaction, stunning success

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New details on Diana death

(The Daily Express)

It's a headline wasted and no ~ new details on Diana's death

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EU founding father Robert Schuman moves a step closer to sainthood

(The Guardian)

The Schuman Declaration
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A church led to name saint
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Church deal to name saint

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Donald Trump for ... speaker of the House?

(CNN)

Donald Trump for ... speaker of the House?
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He’s one motherfkr of a larded up POTUS
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Oh, SNAFU! A deplored motherfker POTUS!

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Covid: Australia's vaccine hesitancy worries medical experts

(BBC)

Covid: Australia's vaccine hesitancy worries medical experts
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A civilian’s lax way, perceive a distrust in doctors’ care scheme

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Putin impersonator beats real president to Geneva

(Reuters)

Putin impersonator beats real president to Geneva
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Items: nude breast, a repro pistol, nerve agent in a pot

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