The surprising rise of New Zealand's pizzle exports
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Puzzling how a frozen deer penis restarts sex, I lisp
Anagram: Julian Lofts
Image: Michael Levine-Clark
Image: Michael Levine-Clark
Friday, July 9, 2021
The surprising rise of New Zealand's pizzle exports
(RNZ)
The surprising rise of New Zealand's pizzle exports
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Puzzling how a frozen deer penis restarts sex, I lisp
The surprising rise of New Zealand's pizzle exports
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Puzzling how a frozen deer penis restarts sex, I lisp
Wednesday, July 7, 2021
Woman killed by bear in Montana
(NBC News)
Woman killed by bear in Montana
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Animal knew dominant role, baby
Woman killed by bear in Montana
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Animal knew dominant role, baby
Anagram: Russ Atkinson
Image: Pat Gaines
Image: Pat Gaines
Monday, July 5, 2021
Pope Francis in Rome hospital for scheduled intestinal surgery
(The Guardian)
Pope Francis in Rome hospital for scheduled intestinal surgery
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I hear or infer he grimly suppressed flatus in constipated colon
Pope Francis in Rome hospital for scheduled intestinal surgery
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I hear or infer he grimly suppressed flatus in constipated colon
Anagram: Julian Lofts
Image: Catholic Church England and Wales
Image: Catholic Church England and Wales
Ukraine plans for women to march in high heels spark outrage
(BBC)
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Ukraine plans for women to march in high heels ~ now spark outrage - hellish feminine charm, hon!
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Ukraine plans for women to march in high heels ~ now spark outrage - hellish feminine charm, hon!
Anagram: Julian Lofts
Friday, July 2, 2021
Robbing the XBOX Vault: Inside a Gift Car Cheat
(Bloomberg)
Robbing the XBOX Vault: Inside a Gift Card Cheat
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Troubled fibber's tactic: had giant, vexing hoax
Robbing the XBOX Vault: Inside a Gift Card Cheat
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Troubled fibber's tactic: had giant, vexing hoax
Anagram: Russ Atkinson
Image: Mike Mozart
Image: Mike Mozart
Trump gonna Trump: ex-president diverts and deflects as legal woes mount
(The Guardian)
Adam Schiff, chair of the House intelligence committee, told the MSNBC channel: “This is a grifter from start to finish. He brought his swamp with him from New York to the Oval Office.”
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Off the cuff comment: I’m ecstatic that he, offensive honcho Mr T, will make history highlight in a month as first former US president charged with a crime. Banish SOB, wife too, to Hell!
Adam Schiff, chair of the House intelligence committee, told the MSNBC channel: “This is a grifter from start to finish. He brought his swamp with him from New York to the Oval Office.”
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Off the cuff comment: I’m ecstatic that he, offensive honcho Mr T, will make history highlight in a month as first former US president charged with a crime. Banish SOB, wife too, to Hell!
Anagram: Julian Lofts
Image: Alex McCrae
Image: Alex McCrae
Thursday, July 1, 2021
Outcry over South Africa's multiple husbands proposal
(BBC)
Outcry over South Africa’s multiple husbands proposal
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Brave lotharios or polyandrous hussies’ fact, “pump” cult
Outcry over South Africa’s multiple husbands proposal
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Brave lotharios or polyandrous hussies’ fact, “pump” cult
Anagram: Mark McNamara
Image: Bob King / Wikimedia
Image: Bob King / Wikimedia
Monday, June 28, 2021
Matt Hancock resigns as health secretary after day of humiliation
(The Guardian)
Matt Hancock has resigned as health secretary after day of humiliation
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Hah! Catching that tasty female aide for a kiss secretly unheard in a room!
Matt Hancock has resigned as health secretary after day of humiliation
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Hah! Catching that tasty female aide for a kiss secretly unheard in a room!
Anagram: Julian Lofts
Image: Number 10
Image: Number 10
Saturday, June 26, 2021
George Floyd murder: Derek Chauvin sentenced to over 22 years
(BBC)
Chauvin's sentence was "one of the longest a former police officer has ever received" for deadly force, said Minnesota Attorney General Keith Ellison
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I reiterate it’s a very sadistic, a wanton offence overall - an evil cop, a lone offender crushed George Floyd’s neck. He has no remorse - sentence him to life!
Chauvin's sentence was "one of the longest a former police officer has ever received" for deadly force, said Minnesota Attorney General Keith Ellison
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I reiterate it’s a very sadistic, a wanton offence overall - an evil cop, a lone offender crushed George Floyd’s neck. He has no remorse - sentence him to life!
Anagram: Julian Lofts
Image: David Andrews
Image: David Andrews
India's opinionated feminist and her viral wedding ad
(BBC)
India's opinionated feminist and her viral wedding ad
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I opine ideals, desiring a divine man who didn’t fart and …
India's opinionated feminist and her viral wedding ad
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I opine ideals, desiring a divine man who didn’t fart and …
Anagram: Julian Lofts
Image: Christopher Dombres
Image: Christopher Dombres
Friday, June 25, 2021
Derek Chauvin sentenced to twenty-two years
(The New York Times)
Derek Chauvin sentenced to twenty-two years
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Accused's teeny knee drove throat: win twenty+
Derek Chauvin sentenced to twenty-two years
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Accused's teeny knee drove throat: win twenty+
Anagram: Russ Atkinson
Image: Geoff Livingston
Image: Geoff Livingston
Long-awaited UFO report is released
(CNN)
Long-awaited UFO report is released
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God, sir, alien outlaws operated free!
Long-awaited UFO report is released
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God, sir, alien outlaws operated free!
Anagram: Russ Atkinson
Image: Astrid Westvang
Image: Astrid Westvang
Miami Condo Building's Deathly Collapse
(The Guardian)
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Miami Condo Building's Deathly Collapse
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Many die, displaced, locals in tough limbo
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Miami Condo Building's Deathly Collapse
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Many die, displaced, locals in tough limbo
Anagram: Russ Atkinson
Hancock embraces Coladangelo
(The Sun)
Hancock embraces Coladangelo
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Good clench on camera: sackable?
Hancock embraces Coladangelo
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Good clench on camera: sackable?
Anagram: Mark
Image: Number 10
Image: Number 10
Thursday, June 24, 2021
Rudy Giuliani has New York law licence suspended
(BBC)
Rudy Giuliani has New York law licence suspended
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Rude’s really pugnacious, wicked, whiny, and senile
Rudy Giuliani has New York law licence suspended
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Rude’s really pugnacious, wicked, whiny, and senile
Anagram: Julian Lofts
Image: DonkeyHotey
Image: DonkeyHotey
Wednesday, June 23, 2021
South African woman who claimed she gave birth to 10 babies ‘being held in psychiatric facility’
(iNews)
South African woman who claimed she gave birth to ten babies ‘being held in psychiatric facility’
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Strange tactic - show off who put very big beach ball beneath dress - inimical idiocy! Mania, I hint - eh?
South African woman who claimed she gave birth to ten babies ‘being held in psychiatric facility’
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Strange tactic - show off who put very big beach ball beneath dress - inimical idiocy! Mania, I hint - eh?
Anagram: Julian Lofts
Image: Susannah Anderson
Image: Susannah Anderson
Also see: South African decuplet
Cursing teen wins case in SCOTUS
(CNN)
Cursing teen wins case in SCOTUS
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wise reaction, stunning success
Cursing teen wins case in SCOTUS
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wise reaction, stunning success
Anagram: Russ Atkinson
Image: Revise_D
Image: Revise_D
Monday, June 21, 2021
New details on Diana death
(The Daily Express)
It's a headline wasted and no ~ new details on Diana's death
It's a headline wasted and no ~ new details on Diana's death
Anagram: Robert Jordan
Image: Garry Knight
Image: Garry Knight
EU founding father Robert Schuman moves a step closer to sainthood
(The Guardian)
The Schuman Declaration
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A church led to name saint
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Church deal to name saint
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The Schuman Declaration
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A church led to name saint
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Church deal to name saint
Anagram: Julian Lofts
Image: Wikimedia
Image: Wikimedia
Donald Trump for ... speaker of the House?
(CNN)
Donald Trump for ... speaker of the House?
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He’s one motherfkr of a larded up POTUS
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Oh, SNAFU! A deplored motherfker POTUS!
Donald Trump for ... speaker of the House?
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He’s one motherfkr of a larded up POTUS
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Oh, SNAFU! A deplored motherfker POTUS!
Anagram: Julian Lofts
Image: bratispixl
Image: bratispixl
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