Euro 2020 final: It's coming Rome! Italy beat England in shootout

(The New Zealand Herald)

It's coming Rome!
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Grim emoticons 😫😭😤🤬

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Kristi Noem

(CNN)

Kristi Noem
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Irksome Nit

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Demonstrators in Havana

(Yahoo! News)
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Demonstrators in Havana
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hard starvation, no means

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METAL MADNESS Mum names kids Metallica, Pantera & Slayer in tribute to favourite metal bands as Twitter says kids ‘will be bullied’

(The Sun)

Kids Metallica, Pantera, and Slayer
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A radical patently likes rad names

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Earthquake sends boulders onto Cal. highway

(USGS)

Earthquake sends boulders onto Cal. highway
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Whoa! Heed! Brake gently. O lord, it can squash us.

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Pfizer to seek authorization for COVID booster shot

(The Hill)

Pfizer to seek authorization for COVID booster shot
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I bet this one took free hot pizza for various doctors!

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The surprising rise of New Zealand's pizzle exports

(RNZ)

The surprising rise of New Zealand's pizzle exports
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Puzzling how a frozen deer penis restarts sex, I lisp

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Woman killed by bear in Montana

(NBC News)

Woman killed by bear in Montana
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Animal knew dominant role, baby

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Pope Francis in Rome hospital for scheduled intestinal surgery

(The Guardian)

Pope Francis in Rome hospital for scheduled intestinal surgery
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I hear or infer he grimly suppressed flatus in constipated colon

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Ukraine plans for women to march in high heels spark outrage

(BBC)
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Ukraine plans for women to march in high heels ~ now spark outrage - hellish feminine charm, hon!

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Robbing the XBOX Vault: Inside a Gift Car Cheat

(Bloomberg)

Robbing the XBOX Vault: Inside a Gift Card Cheat
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Troubled fibber's tactic: had giant, vexing hoax

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Trump gonna Trump: ex-president diverts and deflects as legal woes mount

(The Guardian)

Adam Schiff, chair of the House intelligence committee, told the MSNBC channel: “This is a grifter from start to finish. He brought his swamp with him from New York to the Oval Office.”
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Off the cuff comment: I’m ecstatic that he, offensive honcho Mr T, will make history highlight in a month as first former US president charged with a crime. Banish SOB, wife too, to Hell!

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Outcry over South Africa's multiple husbands proposal

(BBC)

Outcry over South Africa’s multiple husbands proposal
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Brave lotharios or polyandrous hussies’ fact, “pump” cult

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Matt Hancock resigns as health secretary after day of humiliation

(The Guardian)

Matt Hancock has resigned as health secretary after day of humiliation
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Hah! Catching that tasty female aide for a kiss secretly unheard in a room!

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George Floyd murder: Derek Chauvin sentenced to over 22 years

(BBC)

Chauvin's sentence was "one of the longest a former police officer has ever received" for deadly force, said Minnesota Attorney General Keith Ellison
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I reiterate it’s a very sadistic, a wanton offence overall - an evil cop, a lone offender crushed George Floyd’s neck. He has no remorse - sentence him to life!

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India's opinionated feminist and her viral wedding ad

(BBC)

India's opinionated feminist and her viral wedding ad
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I opine ideals, desiring a divine man who didn’t fart and …

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Derek Chauvin sentenced to twenty-two years

(The New York Times)

Derek Chauvin sentenced to twenty-two years
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Accused's teeny knee drove throat: win twenty+

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Long-awaited UFO report is released

(CNN)

Long-awaited UFO report is released
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God, sir, alien outlaws operated free!

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Miami Condo Building's Deathly Collapse

(The Guardian)
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Miami Condo Building's Deathly Collapse
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Many die, displaced, locals in tough limbo

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Hancock embraces Coladangelo

(The Sun)

Hancock embraces Coladangelo
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Good clench on camera: sackable?

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