Fury in Greece after an island's mascot seal is killed with a spear gun

(Euro News)

Fury in Greece after an island's mascot seal is killed with a spear gun
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Um, a sadist, a sick, unfeeling twerp’s shot a rare, friendly, angelic seal

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Gunman "Bricked" to Death at Party

(INSERT_NEWSPAPER_NAME)

Gunman "Bricked" to Death at Party
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Kid caught; rampant battery done

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Girls' team fined for not wearing bikini bottoms

(National Public Radio)
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Girls' team fined for not wearing bikini bottoms
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Fat men want to ogle firm bodies or string bikini

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Teen gets facefull of seagull

Teen gets facefull of seagull
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Cute gal felt seagull offense

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Mississippi asks US Supreme Court to overturn Roe v Wade

(NBC News)

Mississippi asks US Supreme Court to overturn Roe v Wade
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MS advocates, "O, I suppress women. I pursue virtue ... (or skirts)"

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Tom Brady cracks joke about election denial

(CNN)

Tom Brady cracks joke about election denial
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Buccaneer joy knocked. Tom's aboil. Alt rt. idea?

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The person to ‘weaken’ America: what the Kremlin papers said about Trump

(The Guardian)

Russia released a report titled “…on strengthening the state and stabilising the position of Russia under conditions of external economic constraint”
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As if ruthless totalitarians insisted on experiments to stir, encourage Republicans to endorse, enthrone this f***ing idiotic orange contestant Donald

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CLOSE ENCOUNTER: Shark attacks to be renamed ‘negative encounters’ & ‘bites’ to change deadly predators’ image, say scientists

(The Sun)

Close Encounter: Shark attacks to be renamed ‘negative encounters’ & ‘bites’ to change deadly predators’ image, say scientists
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Be nice and be sympathetic to the detested dangerous stinking sea creatures? Not a very correct analogical assessment, OK

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Climate change: The craft brewery using algae to cut emissions

(BBC)

Climate change: The craft brewery using algae to cut emissions
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Actual technical game! Beer ecosystem touting fresh air swing

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Trump makes Ashli Babbitt, killed in the Capitol riot, into a martyr. Why that's so dangerous.

(NBC News)

Trump makes Ashli Babbitt, killed in the Capitol riot, into a martyr. Why that's so dangerous
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Mr T, I like to think you are a mad, bombastic, bullshitting tyrant. PS, ow, his role’s a death trap

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Death Valley hits one-thirty

(Yahoo! News)
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Death Valley hits one-thirty
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Holy shit! Ventilate dry heat

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Euro 2020 final: It's coming Rome! Italy beat England in shootout

(The New Zealand Herald)

It's coming Rome!
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Grim emoticons 😫😭😤🤬

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Kristi Noem

(CNN)

Kristi Noem
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Irksome Nit

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Demonstrators in Havana

(Yahoo! News)
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Demonstrators in Havana
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hard starvation, no means

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METAL MADNESS Mum names kids Metallica, Pantera & Slayer in tribute to favourite metal bands as Twitter says kids ‘will be bullied’

(The Sun)

Kids Metallica, Pantera, and Slayer
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A radical patently likes rad names

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Earthquake sends boulders onto Cal. highway

(USGS)

Earthquake sends boulders onto Cal. highway
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Whoa! Heed! Brake gently. O lord, it can squash us.

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Pfizer to seek authorization for COVID booster shot

(The Hill)

Pfizer to seek authorization for COVID booster shot
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I bet this one took free hot pizza for various doctors!

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The surprising rise of New Zealand's pizzle exports

(RNZ)

The surprising rise of New Zealand's pizzle exports
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Puzzling how a frozen deer penis restarts sex, I lisp

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Woman killed by bear in Montana

(NBC News)

Woman killed by bear in Montana
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Animal knew dominant role, baby

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Pope Francis in Rome hospital for scheduled intestinal surgery

(The Guardian)

Pope Francis in Rome hospital for scheduled intestinal surgery
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I hear or infer he grimly suppressed flatus in constipated colon

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